Kudos to the Strib’s Eric Roper for trying to make up for his own news org’s political desk by actually covering Dewayne Davis as a mayoral candidate in his own right. Davis’s positions aren’t all mine, but he has a real shot at bringing the city closer together. www.startribune.com/dewayne-davi...

i'm gonna say once again that if you put me in charge of the political party in charge of winning against this guy i would easily not lose to this guy

Short notice - does anyone in Minneapolis have an easily transportable stump or log that could be used for Hammerschlagen on Saturday? My wife has her heart set on it but we've had no luck.

Those conversations with Walter White can be very grounding. (Credit: Reddit User HawkStar49)

Not to mention the interiors being oversized - I saw a Tahoe the other day being driven by a guy who literally was straining to see over the steering wheel! If you can't properly see over the dash, how can you see what's in front of you?? I did burst out laughing because it WAS pretty comical.

There's a third secret sneaky implication. Men and women self-report loneliness at similar rates; it's a gap of maybe a few percentage points. Technically, saying men are lonely isn't an assertion that women aren't lonely. But we are asked repeatedly to care about men, rather than about people.

Explaining patiently to the cat that he doesn't actually have to prickle my tender thigh meat with his pointy claws just because he's happy

I found a photo of John Wall:

Multimillionaire bullied by duckling with internet access

Not only that, they escaped with the imperial payroll! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Whomst among us hasn't ended up admitting to a campaign law violation while under oath in a hearing about committing a different campaign law violation

This is not an argument I would pay a barred lawyer to make on my behalf

something something fifteen minute cities

Any distance is walkable as long as it's from a parked car.

The mythical median voter.

Want 2 free tickets to see singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith Friday night at the Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!

Had yet another "I kept asking ChatGPT for help solving this problem and it was wrong" moment from a coworker today - for a problem that I immediately knew the answer to *just because I bothered to learn how to use a piece of software*

hoo boy can’t wait for the postal inspectors to get involved

If the city is serious about multimodal transportation: bring back NiceRide! People are anxious about going somewhere like a concert and locking their bike? NiceRide bikes would allow them to still bike but not worry about it! Lime/Spin just don't cut it.

everything else aside, the formatting here is INSANE

It is hilarious that she says threatening to sue is a Trump like approach….as a woman who has done just that several times through this campaign and lost each one.

Tattoos were invented by the skincare industry to sell more sunscreen and moisturizer. Wake up, Sheeple!

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Oh boy a stressful dream about *checks notes* not being able to find my marching band shoes on game day! We love a throwback.

BRB, starting a 278 post thread about how WWI never actually ended and we're actually still fighting it as a new Hundredsomething Years War

We went to my parents' for Christmas last year so it went on hiatus but I just bought tickets for our annual Christmas dinner at Dakota with The Bad Plus and I'm so happy

Car company: our entry level cars are now like Ferraris!! Community: can we get a speed bump on our street to help slow down drivers City: No, it will upset drivers. That’s the entirety of the safe streets discussion.

And people seriously need to stop prioritizing his name over the names Fateh, Davis, and Hampton.

Okay so forearm tattoos make sleeping a problem while they're fresh, noted

josh bassais started out running for mayor and challenging mayor frey before switching to ward 8 and is now the only trusted leader on his list of endorsements without a title or any explanation of why he’s there

you're not gonna score if you just pull up at the top of the arc and let the defense get set AND YET that's what we're doing

DRIVE TO THE BASKET

fuq

brutal 5 second call there

Alanna Smith is GIVING IT to that ref lmao

Head coaches in basketball should be allowed one free hit on a ref per game

these refs are smoking crack

here is my detailed explanation of ranked choice voting you put the candidate you want most first you put the candidate you want second-most second you put the candidate you want third-most third

For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, binds us. ~ Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. ~ You must feel the Force flow around you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, yes, even between the land and the ship.

If my explanation was too many words for you, this is a good explanation of Ranked Choice Voting and why using all three rankings is a good idea. I’ll be ranking Omar, DeWayne, Jazz. Your order may vary, but you should rank all three.

imo the penalty should be forfeiting the money, but what do I know?

a way better alternative to doomscrolling, imo

Mike Gundy was hired as head coach of OK State eight days before the release of Resident Evil 4 on *the Gamecube* (Jan 3rd vs. Jan 11th) The Top 6 best selling games is the US that year were: Madden 06, Pokemon Emerald, Nintendogs, Star Wars Battlefront II, Gran Turismo 4 and NCAA Football 06

He's a man! He's unemployed!

best meme i ever made

wait did gundy get raptured

Love to hear the head lawyer for my company say they've replaced google searches with using ChatGPT in their personal life

I know this is like, not the biggest issue but it feels illustrative of why our media sucks so bad now how or why did any journalist ever stop asking this man ‘hey your skin appears an unnatural color, why is that?’ it feels like an obvious “emperor has no clothes” thing that no one questions