I would bet on Meta to lose on the consumer product front (Google will win) but also to reap massive wins on the ad tech front. Advertisers will hardly need to lift a finger. Truly coin-operated customer acquisition.

watching in the heat of the night with my wife, first time she’s ever seen it, and she’s manhattan beach white gal ucla math major and she’s like no way these people could be this openly racist and i’m like i honey i lived in mississippi and i can assure you they absolutely can.

lol @segyges.bsky.social Extropic guy’s face got eaten

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

This did not make it to air and it’s a damn shame youtu.be/a-eKjDxXfJU?...

Corollary: Whoever coined “writing is thinking” cooked so hard they should have a statue. The coinage should be named after them.

It’s spicy autocomplete except the spice in question is that good shit from Dune

Shakira is now a weapon of mass destruction

How could we forget February 1st, 2023 The date scientists first observed a stable Transgender molecule and revolutionized our way of life

Are you fucking kidding me

retatrutide's ability to casually nuke the absolute SHIT out of fatty liver disease is frankly miraculous

trans people are not in fact a standin for "people who don't and will never fit in or conform to any social standard and who enjoy being weird outcasts with tons of problems". we are, in fact, just like you

He has done this before! He has an EP credit on Thank You For Smoking! Did he not like the product?

It’s LET’S FUCKING GO Friday

"Blippi" isn't a person, it's a job title that gets passed down every time the previous Blippi is killed in action.

One of our longest-tenured restaurant customers just announced they’re going to launch their own company to fill the gap internally and commercialize it externally and I think that’s probably the only way this can work long term. A business that was healthy pre-automation figures it out.

Still cannot fucking believe he got booked for the WHCD in 2006 as his Colbert Report character en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen...

The only true Seattle Dog I recognize

This can’t be. The New York Times sent me a push notification that Trump was talking about the end of the war.

this is a very comforting narrative but poor people have the least vibecession-y beliefs about the economy and rich people the most.

lol

Pot strongly speaks out about kettle’s darkness

“Who all gonna be there” for your son’s wedding

That's right.

Some personal news

america’s id has always been racist. but america’s ego and superego have not always been. “we hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal” and “we the people, in order to form a more perfect union” have been our superego for 250 years

Now here’s something I’ve never seen before

We’re going to get the first [REDACTED] in space

There’s no fucking way. There’s no fucking way anybody, even Elon, can see Homelander for even one scene and not clock that he’s the bad guy. No. I don’t believe you. No no no no no

My heart grows three sizes every time I am asked to put together a lifting plan for a newly-out trans dude who is getting on T. I have been hospitalized for extreme cardiac enlargement. Tell my children I love them.

The laziest responses to this read it as “data centers are as bad as the Iraq War” which suggests those folks do not recall the 2008 campaign.

I am one thousand percent cool with anti-data center activism that actually ends up getting water quality/efficiency and energy efficiency/production regulations written, passed, and enforced *for all industries and usages*.

If you told me this was a discarded plot line from You Don’t Mess With The Zohan I would believe you.

When you hit the Discover feed

Anyway not many people know this but Glonzo is the final form of Glonzodorf. When we face him, we’re going to want to have all 20 hearts of HP and the Biggoron Sword.

The nanosecond that the labs stop finding measurable performance gains, they will pivot to efficiency And not a moment before

I feel like it should be a bigger deal that this is just normal process

If you live in VA07 I need you to write to Eugene Vindman and tell him about me. Tell him about the transgender military veteran who used to live in his district and just wanted to raise his goddamned sheep in peace and now lives 3000 miles away because of transphobic bullshit.

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

Don’t tolerate lying. Reward what AOC is doing instead, which is finding real problems that appeal to the slopulists.

Food $20 Data $5 Liberal Currents merch $30 Political contributions $200 TIDAL $5 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Me looking in my mentions

I think a lot about how after the 2004 election there were five billion opeds scolding Democrats for not being religious enough, and then the winning 2008 nominee was someone who managed to appear religious to Democrats who wanted to see him that way and secular to those who wanted to see that

All McConnell had to do was whip people to convict on Jan 6th and this wouldn't be happening

We are at war. We all have to make sacrifices. Before we ruled with air power and sea power. Today we scrabble for compute power.

a good reason to keep the left flank of the party on your side as much as possible is that, when it comes time to Murder Glonzo, high info people will go along with it instead of get mad at and correct you

If irrigation is being done with water drawn from wells, Oh No, Oh Fuck, This Discourse Is Hanford-Levels Of Toxic

the only thing we need is to harness water glonzo to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with the colorado river water rights and we'll be living in 3026