AI voiceover products are all doomed to fail because they’ll never recreate the best voice, Fred Schneider’s

The way Will Ferrell and John C Reilly dress in Step Brothers is just how all 40 year olds look now

Nice heights. Are they wuthering?

My favorite thing about the Van Halen playlist on Apple is it has like fifteen David Lee Roth songs in a row, then “Why Can’t This Be Love”, and right back to more DLR The King

New single just dropped

“Dearest Jeffrey…”

Democracy dies because a billionaire got bored with his toy

James Harden traded to a contender

Honestly I kinda respect Lizzo for getting immensely famous and then instantly going “Guess what, everyone, I’m evil now!” Power move

calling my cpap “airmaxxing”

I’m gonna keep taking pictures of this pool table that was shoved into a dumpster for as long as it’s there. It’s been over a week!

Weapons (2025)

Who called it the TPUSA halftime show instead of the ICE capades?

Guys are allowed three cries in life and they’re reserved for the endings of Heat, Collateral and the passing of one (1) parent of your choice

Somebody better Send Help… because Sam Raimi just left my jaw on the floor! Four stars!

Kia optima with nude anime decals

One name you won’t find among all these wealthy elites? Joe Flacco. Which once again raises the question, is Joe Flacco TRULY elite?

This stopped me from making a terrible financial decision

Elon inviting himself to Epstein's parties

Hanging out with my best friend, the entire pool table that’s been shoved into a dumpster

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

A message to rudies: stay bein’ rude

My cat has an orange spot on her head, that’s where kisses go

Mystery shop owner: “Luigi Mangione has dodged the death penalty.” Homer: “That’s good!” Mystery shop owner: “Don Lemon was arrested for simply being in Minnesota.” Homer: “That’s bad.”

What’s he doing in Minnesota when he has a bandicoot to get vengeance on

GAZE UPON HIM

There is no better line flub in the history of movies than “My fucking wife is in the driveway with an ass in her cock!”

This feels like a real missed opportunity and I’m honestly mad at Tyler Perry for ducking this layup

It’s still there ALL HAIL DUMPSTER TABLE!!!!

Kaiser Permanente? more like Kaiser Temporary

I’m wearing a cardigan sweater and feel nice, I am singlehandedly going to bring back twee in 2026

Somebody dumped an entire pool table, I love LA

“Wintry Mix” sounds like a salad kit you buy and then leave in the fridge untouched until you throw it out

Somebody please tell Drake Maye to try going forward instead

Do you think the car fox and star fox know each other

Every time they show Bo Nix it’s like he’s a make a wish kid

If there’s one far left agitators love, it’s working with local authorities!

Do women only exist to die, lie and cheat, or simply be in the way? Then baby, you got yourself a David Mamet script!

A true shame that a state with as much natural beauty as Utah is populated by Utahns

“I won them from Mr Beast” ~ me when questioned about stealing laptops from work

ICE dropping execution videos like they’re trying to compete with Netflix

Rewatched Mean Creek last night, and we could use more movies in the “kids are horrible bastards” genre

Ever feel like you’re being watched

Excited for nu metal revival to end and twee revival to begin, I have so many cardigans that need wearing

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil to all who celebrate

Train Dreams (2025)

Park Chan Wook on Paul Thomas Anderson’s roof

Fucking rules that “do some light homophobia” is page one of the democrat anti-Trump playbook, there’s absolutely nothing that sucks or is whack about that at all

Movies rule and I love all of them