Bond villian Travolta

The current administration of podcasters is a failure, sure, but at least some of that is because they chose the WRONG podcasters

Calling out to work tomorrow on account that I got Begoniad

Dusty is great. "Ain't hardly no bones in a catfish." Can't argue with that.

The guy on Alone named Dusty is really into hygiene.

Not even the Canadian librarian is immune to the Alone (tm) toxic masculinity.

Love having a snack while watching Alone. There's a little schadenfreude, sure. But mostly I like to imagine the Alone captions giving the nutrition facts of the slice of cold pizza I just ate.

"It's cute that you're 'reading' Gilgamesh on audiobook," I say, looking at you over my 4000 pound cuneiform clay tablet first edition.

It’s crazy how little impact The Watchman show made. Audaciously bad show with like a few good ideas that nobody remembers.

The Gap of Rohan Band

Congrats to the Nuggets for beating the Rockets in another game that happened this week

I was going to make fun of this, but the Home Alone remake featuring Mamdani as Kevin, Adams as Harry, Cuomo as Marv, and Chuck Schumer as the old man? Gotta make that movie.

World series 18th inning

World series Rome 17

World series in Rome

Did the announcer just say, "I think they're all broken now"?

Saving the groans from these near homers for a thing #worldseries

People on the east coast aren't actually still watching the World Series. They just predict what will happen and schedule skeets. They catch up tomorrow morning and clean up anything incorrect.

Initial conditions: m1=58.9 m2=125.8 m3=53.4 (solar masses) v1x=-3.346 v1y=-0.588 v2x=5.206 v2y=3.747 v3x=5.341 v3y=-5.154 (km/s) x1=-34.0 y1=-23.0 x2=14.0 y2=-11.0 x3=-29.0 y3=27.0 (AU from center) Music: Prelude in C Major – Bach

First person to win the Nobel Peace Prize by logging off

Immanuel Kant is Hegel for perverts

This was intentional, this is his special trick

I have taken my mistress to the Coldplay concert at which I was probably meant to be with my wife forgive me I am a CEO so embarrassed and so cold

Yogi Bear is the villain of the story. He's taking his nephew bear away from nature and onto a collision course with humanity. And you cheer for it

Really just impressive to main character yourself off an original post. No quote, no reply. Pure iso ball.

Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Copeland Bloom is breaking up with Katy Perry

The Butlerian *Crusade*

@notalawyer.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social Please do a 3.5% thing

You can pronounce Bauhaus any way you like in the privacy of your own home. No one can even tell how you're pronouncing Bauhaus in your head, right now.

Asymmetric!

My next playthrough of Pentiment will fix me.

Who put Matthew Rhys in the Ugly Machine?

This is what it means to "head 'em off at The Pass"

Was this one of the mantras in The Substance?

Guy who does not read captions or turn audio on: "is it me, or is Dr Oz kinda hot with gray hair?"

He's not trying to kick people in the balls, he's trying to connect.

The Celtics really shouldn't be paying Jayson Tatum per missed three. Bad contract choice.

Nathan Fielder?

Grummz

Two and a half asymmetric men

A rich text.

Tristan Thompson? From Keeping up with the Kardashians?

You can give any voice to your internal monolog. Morgan Freeman is doing mine. Morgan Freeman is reading this to me as I write it.

Peter O'Twink

Podcasts are the third testament of the Bible, actually