Moisturize. Be very nice, very evil. Badly reheat a pizza. Discover hybrid strains kind of balance out your ADHD. Cut sleeves off the long-sleeve shirts that no longer fit you. Appreciate all the good pro wrestling. Stop believing grifters. Autocorrect changed that to drifters. Make it stop. Fuck.

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

Haveth

@pierogibeast.bsky.social and I have beer and try to hate things on purpose this time.

ESPN Unlimited is by far the worst app I've ever encountered. People complaining about Peacock seem quaint and precious. I have an account and every time I log in, it asks me to pay $30. Garbage.

The Iron Sheik was right

There is a bit in this Chris Fleming special I almost didn't survive. My throat hurts now.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Bosse-De-Nage, "Hidden Fires Burn Hottest" @theflenser.bsky.social

Cryptic Shift, "Overspace & Supertime" @metalbladerecords.bsky.social

MJF's gimmick should be he has more hair plugs every week.

Temple of Void, "The Crawl" @relapserecords.bsky.social

Moisturize. Listen to White Ward. Laugh at fascists. Befriend every dog with whom you come in contact. Watch lucha. And all wrestling. Be as good an ally as Jack Hughes. Know your worth and never abandon it. Eat a burrito. Kick a soccer ball to your dog. Support yourself with good people. Go Sid!

Have a drink with me.

@pierogibeast.bsky.social and I have the beers. Other things are discussed.

If you were involved in the score dropping of 'Ozymandias,' I'll give you my address. I'll fight you in my front lawn and embarrass you in front of my neighbors.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Olhava, "Memorial" (Avantgarde)

Necrofier, "Transcend Into Oblivion" @metalbladerecords.bsky.social

Dwellnought, "Monolith of Ephemerality" (Caligari)

Dornenbahn, S/T EP @fiadh.bsky.social

Moisturize. Badly cut your knee. Inexplicably lose your mouse and be unable to find it ever. Have right wing goons find your weekly beer video. Crush ice. Embrace your immigrant neighbors. Your life and community would be lesser without them. Walk your dog. Watch wrestling. Eat a cake. Love friends.

Have beers. Listen to Elder. Crushed ice is better than solid ice.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Unmother, "State Dependent Memory" @fiadh.bsky.social

@convergecult.bsky.social "Love Is Not Enough" @epitaphrecords.bsky.social

Fayenne, "The Calling From the Depth" (Void Wanderer)

Moisturize. Melt ice. Laugh when sex pests lose. Laugh when racists lose. Love your immigrant neighbors. Enjoy the Seahawks battering with FUCKING DEFENSE. Know deeply it is not WE who hate America. Throw dildos at losers. Should that have an e? Vote now! Listen to Amenra. Chelsea Green = top star.

Robert Kraft let his team plane be used for deportations. Fuck him. I hope he feels bad.

Watched the Bad Bunny halftime show & my conclusion is they just want to be mad. People dancing & families having fun, communities who love eachother/the land are a threat. Every breath of free air and on-time dance move are a bullet into the heart of hate. They are so weak and they know it.

Have beers. Wear spiked wristbands at home in your kitchen.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Worm, "Necropalace" (Century Media)

Embittered, "Archatron"

Bergtagen, "In Forests Eternal" (Nebulae Artifacta)

Hoaxed, "Death Kocks" @relapserecords.bsky.social

Moisturize. Still fuck ice. Stop capitalizing it. It's too honorable. Don't be a Chase Owens; be an Ava. Buy as much coffee as you can reasonably afford. Torch any human in the files. Support local business all the time. Call out racists in your town. Loudly. Thank your mail carrier. We will win.

I want Kendrick Lamar's next record to only use sounds of him shitting as samples and beats and see how many Grammys he wins. NOT a dig a Kendrick at all.

We watched The Pope's Exorcist. It's the goddamn Gone With the Wind of bad movies. I checked out until halfway through, something happened that melted me in laughs. This may be my favorite movie. Plus first 5 minutes have like 3 different songs in them, and then the next like 90 minutes? NO SONGS!

Have a beer. Buy records. Today i got new Kreator, new EP from @pelicansong.bsky.social and reissue of AIC S/T. Leave ice in a hot car.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Ashbringer, "Subglacial" @bolverkcollective.bsky.social

Hieron, "From the Temple to the Grave" @vendettarecords.bsky.social

Arüspex, "The Death Instinct" @fiadh.bsky.social

Eternally fuck ICE. THEN moisturize. Enjoy watching your dog deliriously stomp through a foot of snow. Clear your walks. Use your turn signal. Support businesses run by or that hire immigrants. Make an uninspired coaching hire. Absolutely love and defend every Minnesotan. Humbled & inspired. Be Good

Have a beer. Welcome the new Steelers coach who will change their 1930s offense over my dead fucking body.

PICK OF THE WEEK: Blackwater Holylight, "Not Here Not Gone" @suicidesqueeze.bsky.social

Circular Ruin, "A Sermon in Tongues" @vendettarecords.bsky.social

Stabbing, "Eon of Obscenity" (Century Media)

Shine, "Wrathcult" @darkdescentrecords.bsky.social

Obv Harbaugh kissed up to Shitler in a very choreographed question from F*x "news." Have fun losing, coward.

Moisturize. Just take awful selfies, a word you hate. Watch Caleb Williams play football. Eternally and extensively fuck ICE. Level up in your ability to manage anxiety. Fail to find the Kreator record. Land a Rush reissue you need. Bathe your dog. Enjoy her being ecstatic about it. Go Seahawks?

Come have a beer. Mine is a carrot cake stout. Carrot cake is the ultimate cake. YOU shut up.

Like, I get what they mean. But uh...

Temptress, "Hear" (Blues Funeral)