@pattonoswalt.bsky.social was right. The only game in town.

Munhall, Keene, and Gardiner presales are NOW LIVE! Find ticket links at pattonoswalt.com and use code PATTON

All up in the Northeast in June! ALL UP IN IT! Get yer tickets starting this Friday!!!

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Spread this FAR AND WIDE.

lol guess who met some commoners today.

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They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera

Thanks dad! Would love to meet you whenever you manage to buy those cigarettes you went out for 57 years ago!

All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.

“…this is a hard world to be ludicrous in.” — Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT

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Wrote about The Kiss, one of those late 80s horror films that quietly did more than people gave it credit for. @meredithsalenger.bsky.social is an incredibly underrated Final Girl here. Some movies deserve rediscovery. This is one of them. #Horror #80sHorror www.horrorgeeklife.com/2026/02/13/t...

Just saw the trippiest double feature. These are both in theaters right now and if can see ‘em back-to-back DO IT.

MINOR THREATS was always “heavy” but this time we mean it literally!

Accuse me of xenophobic stereotyping all you like, but the last person I'm going to listen to about the real America is a dope-addicted unmarried immigrant who can't even count how many kids he has from God knows how many women.

We must preserve the solid Scots-Irish American culture of the MacHopi and FitzCree clans.

Sometimes Andy Capp is like a Mike Leigh movie.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Sometimes when I see some shit I really don’t like I just say “I hate” like this @pattonoswalt.bsky.social joke

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(Entertainment news 2024) “NEW SHOWBIZ CONSENSUS: twenty rightwing comedians fame-pushed by billionaire algorithm botfarms are advocating for a fresh new dystopian police state that must be hip, edgy and overdue if these badboy funnymen are saying so”

Pam got her Christmas card for 2026 early.

Andy Capp is timeless.

OOOOF

Gawt DAMN. Hello dere!

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

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FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.

YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.

“Two days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul you to the Prince’s ball. You wanna stop cleaning up after two ugly stepsisters? You talk to me.”

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

Hell yeah for a comic that is both written by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and one of the first comics drawn by Patrick Gleason. I still have my copy.

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It’s TFH Guru @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s birthday! Celebrate with some of his recent trailer commentaries! The Last Stop In Yuma County www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU5Q... Dead Kids www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3aC... Dead Mail www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1EN...

“We need to divert attention from the Pretti murder.” “Gotcha.”

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americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

GOOD. Visit this store if you can. And once the website it back up (it got overwhelmed by people placing orders) buy something from this gentle Viking.

Black coffee and a bowl of cereal is a good sanity reset

Whoa, really? Fantastic work guys!

I believe it’s DreamHaven books! (Not 100% sure) I think he is getting an influx of love so be sure to not add to that pile right now and support Minneapolis for now! In a month or so be sure to give support!

Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

Gawt DAMN. What’s the name of his store? Wanna send him some signed goodies.

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.

"I BOUGHT the BRACELET at the BLOOMINGDALE'S near BARRINGTON and BUNDY. It was a BEAUTIFUL BAUBLE for my BUBBE'S BIRTHDAY..." (h/t to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social)

These countdowns by @davidehrlich.bsky.social are always a GREAT start to the year and you can donate to a wonderful cause to boot!