Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.

YES!!!!

What a brutal loss for Cory. I hope JD is there to help cushion the blow.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Come on John. COME ON MAN…

There we go Virginia!!!! Yes yes yes!!!

“For I was hungry, and you gave me food after I nailed an Iron Cross and 3 pulsets to Foxy Brown’s ‘Candy’…”

What an amazing, chilling read. Can’t wait for this book to drop!

Just heard that Dick Cheney died and instantly thought of it this clip that introduced me to the comedy of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ages and ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQS...

We need you tomorrow, Loudoun County! Bring this one home, guys!!!

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I am SO HAPPY you are introducing COHERENCE to new viewers. One of my all-time fave films.

I can’t wait for you guys to see THE RUNNING MAN. Good God what a relentless, super-fun brain-blast of a flick! And I got to meet WALTER FUCKING HILL, one of my screenwriting heroes, at the afterparty! Thanks @edgarwright.bsky.social!!!

this #Halloween, you may keep your lifelike zombies, sir, and your sexy cosplay girls, THIS... is STILL the best #costume pic on the internet, and s/b re-upped every year @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Mr. Oswalt's costume by Adam of Hollywood

Just another thank you to our friend, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, for donating $10,000 to us via his appearance on the Great American Baking Show!!

My camera is on the fritz (finally time to replace my 11 year old phone? Naw...), but my Ghost Box IV finally showed up, keeping my collection intact. Now I just gotta get the excellent @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to sign it like my first 3!

Edith Wharton’s “The Lady’s Maid’s Bell” is everything a gothic Victorian ghost story should be, showing the living are scarier than the dead. Nice inclusion for #ghostbox2025, Mr. Oswalt! With the longer story, I chose Jeremy Oertel’s Haunted House to start and the classic White Lady to finish up

Here we go! Awesome new edition of GULLIVER’S TRAVELS from @beehivebooks.bsky.social! Kickstarter is live NOW!

“Every story is a ghost story.”’ So says Sonia in “Don’t Go into the Woods Alone” by @gabino.bsky.social, a tale of intergenerational trauma that serves as story #7 in Patton Oswalt’s collection of frights for #ghostbox2025. I decided on Jason Alexander’s Doomsayer’s Grog to guide me through.

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Her hair is PERFECT.

Contagion as creation? Creation as contagion? Who’s to say? I enjoyed “Brief Scenes from a Noxious Nativity” by Michael Shea, story 6 from Patton Oswalt’s #GhostBox2025, but I did go wash my hands. A spooky mai tai with a dark rum float and fiery overproof rum garnish seemed fitting…and tasty.

This is AMAZING. “The Cringe” — a capella!

The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.

Story 5 from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s #Ghostbox2025 is Lord Dunsany’s “The Three Infernal Jokes.” I drink a prohibition-era Satan’s Whiskers (the curly version with dry curacao) and contemplate Mr. Watkyns-Jones, the trade of his “surpassing virtue” and his “bowed and broken” fate.

When ICE comes to Philly it’s going to be brutal

More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.

When you raise your kid right.

nice pairing #GhostBox2025

Oh I like these posts. #GhostBox2025

Ticket link is HERE: wordtheatre.org/events/patto...

Next Thursday! Me & some buddies are gonna read super-short, SUPER-scary stories for Halloween! Tickets are going VERY fast for this one! It’s a small, intimate space so come on out, have a drink, and let’s get eeeeeeerie!

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

10/21 is the first of 11 spooky stories from Hingston & Olsen’s Ghost Box IV as edited by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. I saw Bill Pullman’s episode of Night Visions that adapted Leman’s “Window” many moons ago. The story is better. Paired with the Shrunken Skull, evoking the remains of poor Reeves.

But Bobby Pacino makes the best calzones in Staten Island.

I love the wedding announcements in the NYTimes Sunday Styles.

It's here! The fourth Ghost Box curated by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social! I'm glad to have at least one good thing return this year. These are always a glorious October treasure.

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Solid vibes in Wilmington, DE this morning. #NoKings

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!

Yes, there are 50 jokes in this thread. Blaine is a genius.

Suuuuuper excited to be returning for the next @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @blumjordan.bsky.social comic creator block party!! last year we had the best time! This one has everything @david-mack.bsky.social @kellysue.bsky.social @allredmd.bsky.social @yayforzig.bsky.social @gerryduggan.bsky.social

I've been thinking about the BTS clip of Superman where David Corenswet stops a scene bc he doesn't understand how it makes sense, so he & James Gunn have this passionate convo about *why* Supes is saying what he's saying and it's such a great example of how much intention there was in the writing

I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.

I loved Drew Struzan’s artwork so much. Especially loved how, for THE NAME OF THE ROSE poster, he drew Sean Connery in a, “nuh-UH girl” pose.