See you on my High and Mighty Tour. 6/12 PORTLAND, OR - SOLD OUT 6/13 SEATTLE, WA - SOLD OUT 6/27 HYANNIS, MA 6/28 NANTUCKET, MA 8/6 RED BANK, NJ 8/7 MONTCLAIR, NJ 8/15 CALGARY, AB, CANADA 9/18 SANTA BARBARA, CA 9/19 SAN DIEGO, CA 9/25 NEW YORK, NY & more! 🎟️ Get tickets at ChelseaHandler.com

Late night thoughts

You do you

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Neil deGrasse Tyson is out now! Dear Chelsea is streaming on Netflix and iHeart Podcast.

See you in Saratoga Springs, New York next week on June 3rd.

I'm voting for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social on June 2.

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Kerri Kenney-Silver is out now! Dear Chelsea is streaming now on Netflix and iHeartPodcasts.

Lean in.

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Kevin Kane is out now! Dear Chelsea is streaming now on Netflix and iHeart Podcasts.

Chicago and Nantucket presale is live! Use code CHELSEA and I’ll see you at THE HIGH AND MIGHTY TOUR! 🎟️ Get tickets: chelseahandler.com

CHICAGO! We are adding another show on October 8! Presale starts tomorrow at 10am CT with code CHELSEA. 🎟️ Get tickets to the High and Mighty Tour at chelseahandler.com/tour-high-and-mighty

Why I ended my last relationship. Next Shows ⬇️ 5/6 LOS ANGELES, CA 5/15 SARATOGA, CA 5/16 MONTEREY, CA 5/17 MODESTO, CA - SOLD OUT 6/3 SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY - JUST ADDED 6/4 PORT CHESTER, NY - SOLD OUT 6/5 BOSTON, MA 6/12 PORTLAND, OR 6/13 SEATTLE, WA & MORE! 🎟️ Get tickets via my link in bio!

Gaten Matarazzo is a breath of fresh air. Dear Chelsea is streaming now on @netflix and iHeartPodcast.

The High and Mighty Tour continues! Get your tickets now at ChelseaHandler.com/tour-high-and-mighty 🎟️

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with New York Times bestselling author, Emmy Award–winning journalist and artist Suleika Jaouad is out now! Dear Chelsea is streaming on Netflix and iHeart Podcasts.

Which peekachu are you?

See you this weekend ⬇️ 4/23 KANSAS CITY, MO 4/24 ST. LOUIS, MO 4/25 MINNEAPOLIS, MN Tickets at ChelseaHandler.com

Los Angeles! I’m performing at the Saban Theatre on May 6 as part of Netflix Is A Joke Fest. Get tickets: www.ticketmaster.com/event/0B0064...

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with David Oyelowo is out now! Check him out in the new film NEWBORN. Dear Chelsea is streaming on Netflix and iHeart podcasts.

Being on tour is serious business. #highandmightytour. See you this weekend, CHICAGO [SOLD OUT], INDIANAPOLIS, and LOUISVILLE.

Doug has wrapped up his winter in Whistler. A huge thank you to all the different people who take care of him while I’m on tour. To all the families and teenagers who move in and out of my house so that Doug doesn’t have to uproot himself.

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Camila Morrone is out now! Catch her in the new series, Something Very Bad is Going to Happen. Dear Chelsea is streaming on Netflix and iHeart Podcasts.

GENERAL ON SALE STARTS NOW! Get tickets for Leg 2 of THE HIGH AND MIGHTY TOUR at chelseahandler.com!

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Guy Branum s out now! Dear Chelsea is streaming on Netflix and iHeart podcasts.

Very happy to announce the second leg of my High and Mighty Tour! Get your tickets tomorrow, March 25th at 10AM local time with code CHELSEA before the general sale Friday! www.chelseahandler.com/tour-high-an...

Kids. They’re not that great.

We’ll see you on The High and Mighty Tour or just slide into Yamaneika’s DMs. We are only looking for gentlemen, thank you!!

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Sarah Chalke out now! Watch her in the new season of Scrubs. Dear Chelsea now streaming on Netflix and iHeartPodcasts.

I did Jimmy Kimmel last night…the show Makeup: courthart1 Hair: eduardoponcehair Styling: molly_levin

Scenes from the HIGH AND MIGHTY TOUR. DENVER! Due to demand, we are adding a 2nd show at the Paramount Theatre on Saturday, December 5th! Presale starts Wednesday at 10am local time with code: CHELSEA and general sale, Friday at 10am local time. www.chelseahandler.com/tour-high-an...

Kids. They’re not that great.

Doug and I had some stellar house guests this week in Whistler. We finally got Jamie back on skis and it turns out Katie Lowes can keep up with my Whistler crew. I was the only one out of 8 of us who ended up in a tree!

Who doesn’t love corduroy?

I swung by Istanbul after Finland to check out what goes down during Ramadan. What a city. If I retained 50% of what I learned about the Byzantine, Ottoman, and Arabian Empires, I am much more knowledgeable than when I left. See you in Cleveland, Columbus and Cincinnati this weekend.

Congrats on your new album Harry, and your four nipples.

I’ve been to Finland, Istanbul, and now headed to Vegas for my show tomorrow night March 7th. Jet lag is for beginners. I am on my own time zone.

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Denis Leary is out now! Watch him on the show Going Dutch. Dear Chelsea now streaming on Netflix and @iheartpodcastunion.bsky.social.

There is a lot of darkness in the world today, but the brightest spots are always people who have stayed true to who they are and who fought hard to get there. I will always stand with the trans community. Credit: gayprideapparel thegpafam

Vasectomies! One snip, and that's it!

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Sarah Shahi is out now! Watch her in the new season of Paradise. Dear Chelsea now streaming on Netflix and iHeartPodcasts.

happy birthday to me! 💜

More of us need to get those juices flowing. www.chelseahandler.com/tour-high-an...

Happy Girl Scout cookie season!

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with Tim Gunn is out now! Listen to the author, mentor, producer, and fencer, speak about working in the entertainment industry. Streaming now on Netflix and iHeartPodcasts.

Not making it to the Olympics this year but you can catch me on tour. www.chelseahandler.com/tour-high-an...

I LOVE BLACKJACK AND BEING ON TOUR! Thank you to Atlantic City and Norfolk. Check out the new merch Yamaneika is wearing!

The HIGH AND MIGHTY TOUR has begun. We kicked it off in DC, where it only took me 16 years to return to one of my favorite venues THE DAR! Special shoutout to Yamaneika whose ridiculous behavior is only matched by my own. What a night. What a crowd, I love my fans. See you tonight, Norfolk!

I’ll be spreading love all weekend long, tonight in DC, tomorrow is Atlantic City, and Norfolk, VA is Sunday. HIGH AND MIGHTY TOUR kickoff begins!

A new episode of Dear Chelsea with NYT bestseller Laura Lynne Jackson is out now! Read her new book Guided: The Secret Path to an Illuminated Life (The Path of Light Series).