Happy to see this sort of thing vs any level of excuses or upset. Shouldn't have to be said, but both yellows were justified and he'll learn from them.

Yes and no. And you know the answers to these questions. And you're clickbaiting off disinformation and fear anyway. Do your job, for god's sake.

Someone fucked up. 😁

This is why you should never fuck with someone with ADHD. I don’t know if he has ADHD, but if you get enough of our attention in a negative way we go hyperfocus for a week on your arse. But it takes a LOT to get there.

That may be the stupidest way to get a red card I've ever seen. #LFC

Bugger. #LFC

It's ironic that Sadiq Khan lives rent-free in Trump's head because back in the 70s, Trump wouldn't have let Sadiq rent one of his properties at all.

Aye. #LFC

What part of hardline Sharia Law does Trump oppose? Suppression of women's rights? The death penalty? The lack of due process? The denial of LGBTQ rights? Interference in education? Curtailing freedom of expression?

Wes Streeting asking people to listen to the experts when it comes to decisions about child healthcare rather than rightwing scaremongering, is it?

This is *stunningly* disingenuous, and the fact that Singal continues to enjoy a career writing at the highest levels about a topic that he either unwilling or incapable of discussing honestly is such an indictment of the Anglo-American prestige media.

I mean...he *really* looks like he uses a brown paper bag instead of a wallet.

"I expected a better standard of behaviour from Oderus Ungus and Jizmak da Gusha."

I'm prepared to believe he's never met a 70yr-old with autism but that's only because he views people with autism as less than human and avoids contact with them.

Emil Bove wants Michael Corleone to know it was only business, he always liked him.

A vaccine? That's very nearly an armful.

"That's the establishment" says the nepo baby billionaire, former TV star and current President of The United States.

Lies. The word you're looking for is 'lies'.

"...and then the baby's arm goes all big and then they pull the needle out and the baby flies around the room like a balloon making a fart sound. I've seen videos of it and it's terrible."

Me on my way to the rapture

I guarantee there is at least one member of the Kimmel staff who did a spectacular fuck-you to management when they were cancelled who's going to turn up to work tomorrow to do a full Costanza.

"We looked at our share prices and shat enough bricks to build another Disneyland. We have seen our arses in a way our proctologists could only dream of. I just bought a boat, for god's sake. Please don't make me try and return it. Do you know the depreciation on a boat? You don't want to."

(UK political journalists finish wiping the clay from their hands as they look up at the amphibian-faced, pint-brandishing golem in a Barbour jacket) "The govt is failing to deal with this golem. Isn't that right, golem?" (They lay offerings at its feet & stick a microphone under its nose). "SPEAK"

If I were the multi-billion-dollar manufacturer of a painkiller spuriously linked to a neurological condition in a way that could see my share prices plummet, I'd be preparing to sue those people into the sun.

Willow - Day 7: I mentioned the other day that she likes ham but I don't know if I emphasised quite how much she REALLY LIKES HAM.

Starship Troopers (2025)

There's a non-zero chance that Trump has tried to pork Kirk's widow.

Opposing morally repugnant anti-immigrant policies using economic arguments is like trying to convince somebody not to shoot your dog because they can't afford to buy bullets.

Fair play, though. You don't see many memorial services with a t-shirt cannon.

"What a year it's been for Dante Fires"

When you're grieving Charlie Kirk at 7 but you've got a Royal Rumble cage match with John Cena at 8.

Willow - Day 6: Willow explores downstairs for the first time and is introduced to the magic of the laser pen.

He wants to sound like Alexander The Great but he's basically the first villain Schwarzenegger/Stallone/Van Damme kills during a rampage in every 80s movie they made.

Together in heaven.

One of our rivals is going to drop points against us today. #LFC

I live for this shit

Nothing says 'Christianity' like erecting a graven image of a false idol that people are forced to worship.

If any Republican wants to prove that giving somebody $50,000 in a brown paper bag isn't necessarily corruption, my DMs are open.

My music opinion nobody cares about is that I hate the fact Spiritualized got the Elvis lyric cleared for 'Ladies & Gentlemen' & changed it on all online iterations despite the fact the original version is way better. I care deeply about that album so it matters to me.

This is the bar BlueSky needs to clear. God tier posting from the other place.

If you were addicted to snorting uppers and had a cut-off time tagged with taking some downers to ensure you got a good night's sleep, you'd be crashing your mood round about the time late night TV shows came on. Just a thought.

Willow, Day 5: After a morning spent swimming in a calm turquoise sea the temperature of a tepid bath on a hot day, I'm back at the house and we're just hanging out.

Bugger. #LFC

I don't know the difference between Gen X,Gen Z, boomer, millennial, etc and I don't care enough to find out.

Yep. #LFC

Aye. #LFC

I'll remind you that this man hid in a fridge rather than speak to journalists.

One of those nights where everybody making the same three jokes actually felt like singing along rather than annoying.

5am is a frankly ridiculous time to be awake for a football match.