Getting fit in January? The New Year's special of the Tom And Gerry Show takes a look back over 40 years of fitness evolution in Ireland... way before the Crossfit and the protein bars, we had ab rollers and the beep test. Give it a listen! pod.link/1535390856

Whatever else happens in Stranger Things, the gang are surely heading to jail. They're just murdering US soldiers left and right. The military is up to something shady, sure, but I can't see the law just being cool with civilians rolling up and blowing their shit smooth off

I'll be closing up the Twelve 10Ks Of Christmas fundraiser this evening, last call for anyone that would like to chip in! Thank you to everyone who has contributed this year, we'll be presenting to Carrickmacross Cancer Society next week! gofund.me/05b24cbcd

We're watching GoldenEye. I always thought it was a against the grain for Bond to successfully woo Moneypenny at the start of the film. Turns out he didn't, it's a totally different character. The actors don't even look that similar. It took me 30 years to cop this. I'm idiot?

As a treat for the kids, we put on the live-action remake of Snow White and told them they're allowed to curse

It's like you rolled a Katamari around in a room full of superflous characters

Stranger Things doesn't have a single problem that wouldn't have been solved by killing off 50% of the cast over the last three seasons and KEEPING THEM DEAD

Just pour the scalding coffee into my cupped hands, please

An update! The 12th and final 10k of Christmas! Or indeed, a 12k run as it turned out to be! Just a little extra to say thank you to everyone that donated so far to Carrickmacross Cancer Society. Here's the link if you'd like to join in! gofund.me/be13dc7b6

We’re watching It’s A Wonderful Life. Just occurred to us that you never see Potter in the ‘Pottersville’ universe, where he has won everything and is rich beyond belief. It would have been great to see him walking around in the middle of a robot body like Krang from the Turtles.

I've often said that hospital scrubs look like the most comfortable clothes in the world. So my wife bought me a set of hospital scrubs for Christmas. I'm here watching Scrooged, drinking beer, wearing hospital scrubs. And they are the most comfortable mfin clothes I've ever worn

Green bin collected today. It was too easy this year. Cans and bottles all go to the recycling, the kids are a little older so there's not as much cardboard to take care of... the bin was half empty going out. Didn't even have to stamp it. I feel nothing.

Run eleven done! There is no smiling on the Ongar Distributor Road 😂 Last run is on Stephen’s Day, link as always is below! gofund.me/aa650719b

Our children’s funniest Christmas memory is when Santa’s reindeer pooped on our car. It looked like potting compost with gold glitter mixed in it, right on the windscreen. The kids laughed for an hour. Parents, maybe get your kids to check outside for reindeer poop this year 😉

I’ll talk all day about Die Hard being a Christmas movie, but you’ll never hear me make a strong argument for Gremlins. It’s set at Christmas, yes, but it’s really neither here nor there to anything that happens. We still enjoy it at Christmas here though. Why not.

As much as you didn’t want to dance for your aunts as a kid, I assure you that your aunts didn’t want to sit through your fucking dance

I went to see Avatar: Fire & Ash at the weekend. No, not the whole weekend you cheeky pups 😂 although it did fuckin feel like it a bit

Up early for run number ten. A long day, and a reminder of why every donation to Carrickmacross Cancer Society counts so much. Thank you very much to everyone who has donated so far. Two more to go. gofund.me/60b6ae51f

What does Neil Diamond dip his pizza into? Aaaaaaaaaioli

We're just a couple of donations away from the €2,000 mark on the #Twelve10KsOfChristmas fundraiser! I'll hopefully get to do run number ten tomorrow, with 11 on Christmas Eve and run 12 the day after Christmas. We might just hit our target yet! gofund.me/3644e4c2f

If you see me around Blanch, Ongar, Clonee, gimme a beep! I’m the lad so cold the Predator can’t see him. Run number nine, and we are just under €900 away from our goal for Carrickmacross Cancer Society. If you can help us hit that target, please click! gofund.me/a7061875d

If you see me around Blanch, Ongar, Clonee, gimme a beep! I’m the lad so cold the Predator can’t see him. Run number nine, and we are just under €900 away from our goal for Carrickmacross Cancer Society. If you can help us hit that target, please click! gofund.me/a7061875d

The Eighth #Twelve10KsOfChristmas was a real nasty one! I try keep these under an hour and just managed to do so by 6 seconds! We're on the home stretch now, thanks to all who have donated to Carrickmacross Cancer Society so far! www.gofundme.com/f/byyf5-the-...

I say this every year, but the perfect gift for a Dad or husband is a pre-paid skip bag. They're about 90 quid or so, when you get them they are folded flat so wrapped up it looks like a jumper, and they can be collected any time. Imagine the fun he'll have filling it!

Big update on the #Twelve10KsOfChristmas... we have just passed the halfway mark on our way to our goal! A huge thank you to everyone who has donated to Carrickmacross Cancer Society so far. 5 runs left to go, knees... not great, but let's do it! gofund.me/8d4a4976a

Me: I hate this Elf On The Shelf shit. I wish we had never started it in our house, it’s a fucking penance having to do this crap every night Also me: LOL, I have a good one

Whenever I’m stressed, I like to do carpentry using a saw with a thin blade and a D-shaped frame. It’s my coping mechanism.

Anyone recognise this GAA jersey…?

It’s a big batch of pecans Hot & fresh out the kitchen

Scammers are really overestimating how much I want to answer the phone to a UK number.

Real quick, someone remind me how Martine McCutcheon made the top table here

Tonight's Christmas movie is Sisu. It's a Christmas movie for two reasons- One, it's set in Lapland Two, it's just 90 minutes of Nazis getting killed

Hans: Did you assemble the crew of terrorists? Karl: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Hans: What

The seventh 10k of Christmas was one of the most miserable, cold and painful hours I’ve had in a long time. With 5 runs left I’m going to take a few days to heal some injuries… but it sure would be nice to have a few more donations to keep us on track for Carrickmacross Cancer! gofund.me/1a8a02f17

Run number 5 of the Twelve 10KS OF Christmas got done yesterday... this was about the most dignified face I could snap in those high winds!!That cap was lucky it came home! In better news, so far we're up to €1,200 in dontations for Carrickmacross Cancer Society! gofund.me/8e9412218

I'll never go to a nightclub ever again unless if by some reversal of how things used to be, a bouncer throws me into one.

Can’t explain how easy it is to find your parked car when you have Christmas antlers on it. Giving serious thought to leaving them on it all year.

Crowd of people during the Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come segment: Fank ‘eavens ee’s dead! Worra miserable money ‘ungry wretch he was, also ‘is name rhymes with Stooge Scrooge: Spirit, of whom do they speak?

“Everything is going to plan! Now bring me the Turtles!!”

People who say Die Hard isn’t a festive movie have clearly never gone to an office Christmas party and ended the night running around with no shoes on

Come out ye black and flans

Home Alone and Lethal Weapon. A tale of two Peter McAllisters.

The Night Before has become a stalwart of our Christmas watching in the 10 years since release. Very much recommend it and if you don't like it at first, just watch it every Christmas for a decade and you'll warm up

Everyone is afraid that Netflix buying Warner Bros. means the death of films being released in cinemas. But what if the opposite is true? Maybe we’re a few short years away from getting an IMAX release of new episodes of Nailed It

Before and after heading out for the fourth 10k of Christmas… it was COLD out there! But seeing that the donations to Carrickmacross Cancer Society have crossed one thousand euro really warmed me up! Thanks to all who donated so far.. link if you’d like to join in! www.gofundme.com/f/byyf5-the-...

When the Amazon truck drives past your house without stopping

The #latelatetoyshow has had me close to tears more than once tonight. More than twice, in fact. I lost count, but I’d say it was 6, 7 times

“Your donations will be going to help children around Ireland, like this brave little boy from Kilkenny who contacted us today” #latelatetoyshow

Call me Longshanks, the way I just wiped out those Scots Clans

Third of the #Twelve10kOfChristmas runs done, on a brisk winter jaunt along the strand in Sandymount. That sea air would do you well! And so would the donations coming in for Carrickmacross Cancer Society... will we pass €1,000 today? gofund.me/49b2c80dd