[Danny & Sandy] We go together like ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong [Everyone else] Cool, cool. Hey guys, just a quick question, what the fuck are you talking about

Suffering from my first cold in about six years and feeling an overwhelming compulsion to use public transport to get back to an office

Tiny Tim is actually a code name

Googling "Holdovers overrated reddit" to find my people

Tiny Tim was a malingerer.

People are calling it the most key-jangliest movie of all time

It's that time of year when I think a lot about how effortlessly Cate Blanchett stands up

recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times

[winnie the pooh voice] we all float down here

Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.

I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."

twitter was never brave enough to show the specific post that made someone unfollow you, but bluesky can still write whatever future it wants

Raijin in FF8 considers himself an honourable ladies' man, & so every time you fight him if there's only women alive in the party, he won't attack & will just stand & take a beating. UNLESS he's been blinded by a spell... & then, because he can't see who he's hitting, he'll attack the girls.

They should do a remake of BIG right now and it’s a 13-year-old but he grew up online so he’s just like talking about how Warner Bros. doesn’t understand Batman and Sidney Sweeney is a four

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

I should call her

sometimes i’ll suggest to my wife that we stay up past eleven and watch one more episode because i want her to know there’s still a little of the bad boy in me

we recreated the best part of twitter: the immeasurable regret of a viral poste

The high is intense but the ironic comeuppance at the end of the trip is a real downer

It should be legal to hunt Paddington for sport

I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

Still love this film so much ❤️ My CAROL print is now on my Online Shop ❄️ 🎁 goodluckfriend.square.site 💋

Why does anime food always look so good

Wondering again what sort of atrocious accent work Jared Harris as the older Will Robinson must have been doing in LOST IN SPACE that led them to dub his whole performance with another actor

Tried to go to a restaurant for breakfast and asked for a table for one and was told “We’re fully booked today. There’s a children’s event. Everyone in there is an elf.” and I’ve never seen a person look so haunted.

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

The Harper Collins news was basically a Bat Signal for letting organisations and victims know that Walliams is no longer protected

Watching THE LAST STARFIGHTER, a film that has some fascinating ideas about how well-respected a person can be for being good at a video game

We are now approaching billionaire sex crime island, please complete this short questionnaire if you do not wish to be photographed

'tis the season for watching The Muppet Christmas Carol and noticing the extras in the top right running out of room in the forced perspective set as they try to exit

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.

shout out to the guy behind me at the movies tonight who whispered "CinemaScope" to his date when the screen's aspect ratio changed. real "that's Chappie" energy

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”

Atreyu was overly attached to his horse. Artax was always going to die before you, Atreyu, you should have come to terms with that long ago

Flying home for the holidays:

people say snoozefest like it's a bad thing. i would attend a snoozefest, no questions asked. name your price

Reminding myself of one of the greatest episodes of TV there's ever been

TikTok is an absolute cesspool of fake content, bigoted ragebait and choose-your-own-radicalisation pipelines, but because politicians and most of the media are solely addicted to Twitter, this mostly goes unnoticed.

Listening to music on my phone in the normal way

These Avengers trailer leaks are getting more surprising

Imagining that this is someone's ranked preference ordering and getting angry no matter which direction I read it in

Scientists just found out that we're all living in the second spot-the-difference picture. That stripey cushion is actually supposed to have dots on it. it's fucked up. They don't know what to do about it.

Watching a police procedural

I would press the button for free. For larks.