Faintly irritated at a scene in Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein where there are four people sat around a dinner table with uneaten desserts and one of them declares it's time for brandy and cigars and nobody eats their desserts. I would have eaten those desserts. I would have eaten them so hard

Imagine you’re an 18th century captain seeking a way through the ice to the North Pole and you encounter the exhausted figure of Victor Frankenstein in pursuit of a distant, superhuman form, and you bring him aboard and eagerly ask for his story and he opens with “It all began when I was 5”

I feel like we're finding out very quickly how many people out there are basically Star Trek's Reginald Barclay

Andre Braugher gives a superb comic performance but I think people don't talk enough about the moments when he goes full Shakespearean soliloquy

There's an episode of TNG where "Ensign Williams" poses for a life drawing class and given they have holotech that can create a model who can pose forever without getting tired or cold, we can assume Ensign Williams just really likes getting naked in front of Captain Picard, which is fair enough

Finally it's Mrs. Manface's time to shine

How often do you find yourself thinking about that time Joseph Fiennes played Michael Jackson? Because for me it's a concerning amount of times

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

product photography is my passion

This is true, but I'd also like to go back in time and explain to people pre-streaming that TV series now only get eight episodes per season at a cost of $200m, nobody really likes them, and every season ends on a cliffhanger that might get resolved 3-4 years later if the show isn't cancelled

Autocorrect got me good today. Changed "Thanks so much" to "thanks slick" in a work email, so now people think I talk like Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.

Am I Attracted To That Stranger or Are They Simply Dressed Autumnally, a seasonal game for one

Watching Stranger Things from the start and had forgotten how quickly Winona Ryder dials everything up to 11

almost posted a thought about Mamdani then remembered this tweet

What if Matthew Lillard's Shaggy was also a dinosaur

There should be a Bake Off contestant that doesn't have any friends. No family to show up at the end, no anecdotes about their grandad's old leather suitcase or whatever. A contestant with a dark and tragic past who never smiles and swigs brown liquor as they bake

I hope he wears the cape again for this one

There should be a Bake Off contestant that doesn't have any friends. No family to show up at the end, no anecdotes about their grandad's old leather suitcase or whatever. A contestant with a dark and tragic past who never smiles and swigs brown liquor as they bake

Watching Star Trek Voyager and thinking how delicious the Hirogen must be. They have the appearance and texture of unagi sushi

I hope he wears the cape again for this one

This is what they took from us

The last thing you see before you die

‘Pariah’ Carey is incredible subbing work, 10/10 no notes.

Mamdani introducing her like "This is Rama Duwaji, my aloof wife" in the manner of a Wes Anderson character

Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.

Can't call them "mothers" any more, because of woke

Rewatching Loki and am confident this is the best shot in the entire MCU

The longer you stay away from Twitter, the longer your return feels like that bit in The Fly where Geena Davis is horrified at how far Seth Brundle's condition has degenerated in such a short time

Thinking about my favourite food acting scene, in this deleted scene from Loki, in which Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston spend 90 seconds talking about a delicious pie they're both eating while desperately avoiding ever taking a single bite of it, even at times putting empty forks in their mouths

Thinking about my favourite food acting scene, in this deleted scene from Loki, in which Owen Wilson and Tom Hiddleston spend 90 seconds talking about a delicious pie they're both eating while desperately avoiding ever taking a single bite of it, even at times putting empty forks in their mouths

Friends fear he's watching Gosford Park again

Rocketman deserved all the awards, recognition and box office receipts that Bohemian Rhapsody did not

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

Hiring out of work librarians to walk up and down train carriages shushing people

As a shorter person, there is simply no dignity in sitting at the bar

True connoisseurs know that the day after Halloween, when all the leftover body parts go on sale, is actually the best day to begin construction of your monster.

It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"

Squirrels seem pretty cute until you wake to one trying to squeeze its way through your slightly open bedroom window with its surprisingly muscular forearms and bared teeth

Now that I've locked this bandit up in a jail cell I can finally enjoy a little nap. Let me just clip these keys to my belt where they'll be nice and safe. Now, I'll kick back in my chair and put my feet up. As soon as I have a little honk shoo mimiimimi I'll feel right as rain

I imagine this is how it feels to take your bra off at the end of a day

Sorry, only just saw your text. You need to cut the blue wire.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says he feels small and meaningless. Doctor says, "I have just the thing for you. Go see the great king Ozymandias. His works will remind you of human greatness." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor,

People always talk about the murders at the Overlook Hotel but nobody talks about the many years there were no murders at all. Statistically speaking, the place was practically murder-free

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Watching the second-best Fright Night movie