Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Labour will lose both the Mayoralty and the by-election and somehow this will be Starmer's fault
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about 15 hours ago
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Mild Peril
about 16 hours ago
I just don’t think I would have called the variable that
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Mike Schuster
about 17 hours ago
Hey that thing looks like something I want in my field of vision for 2 hours
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Stumbled upon a TikTok account that posts videos of AI-generated schoolgirls asking people to leave comments if they want to be their boyfriend or husband, and the comments are full of replies from men in their 30s, 40s and upwards. I'm sure when I report this account to TikTok they'll take it down.
about 20 hours ago
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Graphic design is my passion
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Relatedly, there is too much Prestige TV on streaming services. We need the sort of TV you can watch while you're ironing
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1 day ago
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Return to Pleasantville
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1 day ago
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maura quint
4 days ago
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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poondonkus
2 days ago
it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.
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Jack
2 days ago
I think a big antidote to conspiracy theories is political engagement. Because I can see 'the govt had a magic bullet against csam but quashed it' being all over TikTok soon. However if you know anything about Phillips you know she BSs, self-agrandises, lies by omission and did all of that here.
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We need to go back to video game adverts being completely incomprehensible
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2 days ago
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Matt Blair
2 days ago
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”
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Going to watch Pluribus but with all of Carol's scenes removed
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2 days ago
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Sandra Newman
over 1 year ago
A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
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sky
3 days ago
“You could lose access to 6 years of your Gmail history” man I would like to lose access to the last 6 years of all history get out of here
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This just feels like some brilliant civil servants convinced Jess Philips they were working on something that didn't exist and, if it did, would be impossible to enforce
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3 days ago
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I can't quite explain it but every photo of Jess Phillips makes her look like a character in Peep Show that Mark Corrigan is going to kiss even though he doesn't want to
7 months ago
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[Butcher waiting room] Me: [chanting]
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3 days ago
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Obi-Tom Kenobi
4 days ago
I appreciate the sentiment, but I engaged with someone from The Next Generation not so long ago who said that they and their friends ask ChatGPT what they should have for dinner, so let's not be so quick to hand them a medal of honour for their role in the fight.
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What's the point in even living any more
5 days ago
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Why does she look like she's Get Outing someone
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5 days ago
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Murder on the Orient Express but told from the perspective of the second and third class passengers. A pleasant trip delayed for a few days by a snow drift, otherwise uneventful.
11 days ago
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Watching Innerspace and the funniest bit is the drink they're drinking to get drunk in this scene is Southern Comfort, the 13 year old's liquor of choice
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BeijingPalmer
6 days ago
every time I or other professionals post about how we find carefully managed AI tools useful - whether journalists, historians, coders, whatever - , a bunch of people show up to insist that we must be wrong about our own workflow.
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Watching Innerspace and the funniest bit is the drink they're drinking to get drunk in this scene is Southern Comfort, the 13 year old's liquor of choice
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A Brewster's Millions remake except he only gets the money if he can find something to watch once a day on Disney Plus
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6 days ago
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Shout out to that one guy in the post-WW3 wasteland of Star Trek First Contact that tries to escape the Borg bombardment by bicycle
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6 days ago
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Matt Berry voice
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6 days ago
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This is a poster you would find in a branch of Athena in the mid-90s
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6 days ago
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BeijingPalmer
7 days ago
I don't understand the logic here, other than 'we should be allowed to harass the people who operate this free platform and they shouldn't be allowed to do or say anything about it'
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Michael Jay McClure
7 days ago
I bet everyone in Troy was like, “I’m honestly thinking of not inviting Cassandra. Like, girl, enough. It’s a party.”
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Minor enemy on a Final Fantasy overworld map
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7 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
7 days ago
While I don’t respect what he did with Resident Evil as a director I absolutely bow down to what he did with Resident Evil as a Wife Worshipper.
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weeder
9 days ago
Welcome to bluesky, the hot new social media app where everyone knows who Ted Turner is.
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kate bush’s husband 🔜 MOMOCON
8 days ago
They fucking did it. They used the song.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates
8 days ago
Ozymandias is a perfect poem bc it proves that no matter how powerful and historically significant you are a shitposter can show up and dunk on you so hard that people only remember you as the guy who got dunked on.
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[watching my friend turn green and start electrocuting people] oh god it's the blankavirus
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8 days ago
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Meta glass perverts have ruined thick-rimmed spectacles for the rest of us for at least a generation
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Man in smart glasses filmed me in London then told me to pay'
Alice says the video was posted on social media and viewed about 40,000 times.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy87wqz0q9o?app-referrer=deep-link
8 days ago
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Men don't run down burning hotel corridors wielding a shotgun while shouting “I'll show you the life of the mind” any more and it shows
8 days ago
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mollz
8 days ago
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
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RIP Urbanears, your headphones were generally terrible but I appreciated your use of colour
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10 days ago
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You just know someone in that life raft is about to suggest doing a round of introductions
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10 days ago
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Suddenly remembering the weird discourse about the supposed sex and nudity in Oppenheimer and then when I saw the film I found it was a tame ten second grinding scene in which Florence Pugh stopped halfway through to browse Oppenheimer's bookshelves
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10 days ago
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Surely there was a better name than this
10 days ago
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Edith
10 days ago
I love that bit in American TV shows in the 2000s where you’re getting really invested and it’s getting genuinely good and interesting now and then you get a few baffling episodes of diabolical fucking dogshit in a row and realise you just got to the writer’s strike
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Good point, nobody ever discusses the downsides of decreased infant mortality
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Eating rye bread toast and drinking hot chocolate like an 18th century intellectual revolutionary
10 days ago
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That Calvin & Hobbes "everything is one of two types" meme and it's about Bluesky posts and one of the two types is "posts about Will Stancil". I don't know what the other type is yet but you get where I'm going with this right
10 days ago
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alex e
10 days ago
I don't understand how people can live in a pattern of like yelling at/being shitty and mean and whatever to people all the time and still continually act like they don't understand why they're miserable all the time and people aren't helping them
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