Everyone here doing a lot of free advertising for Bluesky's AI efforts, huh

Not manly enough, wake me when there's a candidate who first shoots their salad with a gun

Going back in time to kill a medieval peasant by giving them doritos locos but getting transfixed and struck down by the beauty of the full night sky

We’re losing the ability to make computers and helium balloons because society maxed out its tech tree Earth can no longer earn more skill points, only reassign them. Discovering a new technology requires forgetting an existing one

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

it's really funny that the bbc still feels it has to write about games like this, imagine writing an article about the oscars and having to start it explaining that not all moviegoers are four-eyed perverts

no seriously, the whole shack shimmies, your honor

Feeling old today: I had to run some errands down the Atlanta highway and saw that the Love Shack has closed down. The guy at the Citgo told me the owners sold the building during COVID and moved to Gainesville. I hadn’t been in almost a decade but it’s still a bummer. It’s a CBD place now.

This looks something that exists solely so Chun-Li can rapidly kick the crap out of it during a bonus round

Looks like we finally found Hank Marvin's killer

live your life in such a way that when your neighbors maybe see you murdered by your wife and kid they’re not like “thank god! it’s nice to see them happy for once!” www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/gar...

So much stress in the Resident Evil games could be avoided if people just stayed home. If they just did something else.

I spent yesterday evening in A&E. (I’m fine, apparently.) Some guy next to me in the waiting room said “excuse me are you Rhodri Marsden” and I was about to say “yes! would you like an autograph, I am exceedingly famous” when he said “that nurse over there has been calling you for ages”

t-shirt that says "i find victorian surgical malpractice erotic"

Bold of them to go with "AI-generated free to play mobile game" as their chosen art style here www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajC...

🎶 If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the

Why does this look like something John Hannah in Spartacus would say

I’m just saying some of the romance of getting a parcel is lost when you have to pick it up from Chalk Farm Mobile & Vape

Our generation already has a Last of the Summer Wine, and it's Red Dwarf

Have only just discovered Safari's "Hide distracting items" feature. Why is it so whimsical

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Suddenly thought about reading a Tom Holt novel and we need to go back to hiring cover designers again

RETVRN but for lurid, colorful SFF covers

How many people do you need to count as an acting dynasty. Like, how many Dourifs do we need

Cats are French and dogs are Italian. I will not be taking any questions at this time

Those are rookie numbers

The four words every woman wants to hear

Have only just discovered Safari's "Hide distracting items" feature. Why is it so whimsical

DS9's Profit and Lace is bad for many reasons, not least of which is a criminal waste of character actor Henry Gibson, who had never done Star Trek before and never would again

asking my followers to stick with me as my account won’t really takeoff until season four

"Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion..."–Recipe for Mandelbroth

Himesh Patel was amazing in Station Eleven, a fantastic post-apocalypse series that I'm pretty sure was only watched by me.

Imagine still having to pay for things by cheque

Barista said "enjoy your coffee". I accidentally replied "you too". Then I made a startling goat noise so the first thing would seem less weird by comparison

Sorry but Belle took the beast’s name when they got married. Her name is Belle Beast and she can no longer vote.

The Harry Potter TV show announcement has understandably led to some revisionist history that the movies are already perfectly good adaptations, and this is clearly not true. Some of those movies are actively mediocre to quite bad.

Kind of an "industry very sick" moment to notice that the person cited in this article as a pro-DLSS 5 counterargument has, between the article being written and its publication, been laid off by Epic Games

Our generation already has a Last of the Summer Wine, and it's Red Dwarf

Husband directions: Fearlessly consult your heart with each step. Is it true that all roads connect? Wife directions: Go left at the big rock.

Do we really have to keep doing things like this www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I wish I loved something as much as people who hate Harry Potter love talking about Harry Potter

trump: "iran gave us a wonderful wooden horse. one of the biggest wooden horses ever, they said. we must allow it within our walls"

As a screenwriter my biggest dream is to own day write a line so perfect that Redditors and IMDB trivia writers claim it was ad-libbed by the actors on set.

In Southland Tales, Dwayne Johnson plays Boxer Santeros who is researching a role in a movie and the character's name is Jericho Cane

WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RRRRUNNING FOR THE DA?

The other soldiers are gonna be so annoyed when we show up and start talking about Garek in Deep Space 9 and Skies of Arcadia on the Sega Dreamcast

tilly norwood has been found dead in miami

Gotta be humbling having a billionaire villain create the Metaverse from your hit novel, "Please Don't Create the Metaverse"