I do start to wonder how he even found the time for all the paedophilia

I'd like to see ol' Moby Dick get out of THIS one!

i love the super bowl because it’s our chance to check in on this year’s celebrities with mortgages

Having dinner in flesh and buns, and the couple on a, what I presume must be quite early, date next to us are making small talk then the food arrives and he loudly says "you see, this is what they're named after..." then gestures "the flesh" pointing to the meat, "and the buns."

"pacing is too slow" and "slow pace" are two different things. I can enjoy something that's slow paced, and I can not enjoy something if I feel the pace is too slow

He insists upon himself

Jared Leto as an actor is unremarkable, but his ubiquity in so many high profile releases means we're repeatedly obliged to bear witness to his unremarkability, which makes said unremarkableness all the more unremarkable. He is a charmless man, carrying himself as a man gifted with a charm abundance

When a man finishes too soon this is what he hears in his head

The Sonic the Hedgehog Game Over music really doesn't need to be this humiliating

sometimes screenshots of rage-bait posts make me feel like we've all been taught it's normal to show each other rotting fish or a lunch someone left in a bag for several days

Jared Leto as an actor is unremarkable, but his ubiquity in so many high profile releases means we're repeatedly obliged to bear witness to his unremarkability, which makes said unremarkableness all the more unremarkable. He is a charmless man, carrying himself as a man gifted with a charm abundance

just tried out "making a healthy choice" in order to "improve the quality of my life" and it's dumb, hate it, can not believe some of you live this way all the time

there are logos. and then there are logos

Kids today can't appreciate how much fun it was to replace ! with 1, and how you were basically a comedy genius if you went further and replaced ! with 'one'

The final episode of Columbo should have revealed that Mrs. Columbo died in 1967

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came

Today my Gen Z friend and I were talking about vintage tech, and she asked me what “the box under the screen” was called. I feel BAD about how loud I shouted “THE COMPUTER???” (“No, the box the screen sits on.” “THE COMPUTER???” I shouted again, even more rattled now)

Now entering my fourth consecutive month of reading Stephen King's It.

Unfortunately the victim was reduced completely to content.

dont worry there was only that one island with horrible things happening funded by the elite

I mumbled to myself that the sushi‘s nice but not as authentic as I had in Tokyo last year and the banging on my door only intensified. They want to know if I agree that vinyl has a “warm analogue sound”.

I don't speak the language so I'm just going to assume "EXCESO SODIO" means "Tastes great"

This is like when I discovered you could say Lauren Bacall's surname in the voice of a chicken

Couple of years ago I read Peter Biskind’s "My Lunches with Orson” and loved how many transcripts started with something like: [Richard Burton approaches the dining table] BURTON: Orson, lovely to see you! WELLES: Richard, always a delight! [Richard Burton leaves] WELLES: What a dick.

Ron Perlman

Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does

I can't be bothered to make the image or type out the text but if you can all imagine the Dr Manhattan meme and "it's some year or another and someone is rebooting The Muppets", thanks

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Having soup for lunch, as a punishment

Good to see the BBC's most impartial political journalist is on the case www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years

I haven’t used Microsoft’s office suite in about 3 years and cancelled it a long time ago but just got charged for it. So I go to support and have to demonstrate that I’m not a robot and this is the test

This could be anyone

Is it good that employers now expect cafe staff to also be expert social media managers?https://i.redd.it/hbovp7371agg1.png

"You've got podcasters mate" www.tiktok.com/@barryferns/...

I saw this charming montage of Naomi Osaka gently removing a butterfly that had landed on her face during a match but instead of simply appreciating what a lovely moment it was, my internet-poisoned brain whipsered "is this loss"

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Why is Sam Neil David Schwimmer now

For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died

You can tell Bluesky is now the new Twitter because it's got journalists all reporting the same thing at the same time with BREAKING

Pretty sure these are most of the Dwarves in The Hobbit

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

Joanna Newsom in the party shuffle to prove to my guests I'm not using Spotify