Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Everyone here doing a lot of free advertising for Bluesky's AI efforts, huh
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Not manly enough, wake me when there's a candidate who first shoots their salad with a gun
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Jjinandtonic
about 15 hours ago
Going back in time to kill a medieval peasant by giving them doritos locos but getting transfixed and struck down by the beauty of the full night sky
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Alex Blechman
about 17 hours ago
Weâre losing the ability to make computers and helium balloons because society maxed out its tech tree Earth can no longer earn more skill points, only reassign them. Discovering a new technology requires forgetting an existing one
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Shannon (They/Them) is Woke and Ghey and Loyal and Noisy
1 day ago
"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.
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slop enjoyer
1 day ago
itâs on jooble dude just log in to bebee
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GT
1 day ago
it's really funny that the bbc still feels it has to write about games like this, imagine writing an article about the oscars and having to start it explaining that not all moviegoers are four-eyed perverts
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Marjorie James Keenan
1 day ago
no seriously, the whole shack shimmies, your honor
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Eize Basa
almost 2 years ago
Feeling old today: I had to run some errands down the Atlanta highway and saw that the Love Shack has closed down. The guy at the Citgo told me the owners sold the building during COVID and moved to Gainesville. I hadnât been in almost a decade but itâs still a bummer. Itâs a CBD place now.
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Dr Dean Burnett
1 day ago
This looks something that exists solely so Chun-Li can rapidly kick the crap out of it during a bonus round
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Looks like we finally found Hank Marvin's killer
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1 day ago
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ak
2 days ago
live your life in such a way that when your neighbors maybe see you murdered by your wife and kid theyâre not like âthank god! itâs nice to see them happy for once!â
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/gar...
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Brendel
1 day ago
So much stress in the Resident Evil games could be avoided if people just stayed home. If they just did something else.
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Rhodri Marsden
1 day ago
I spent yesterday evening in A&E. (Iâm fine, apparently.) Some guy next to me in the waiting room said âexcuse me are you Rhodri Marsdenâ and I was about to say âyes! would you like an autograph, I am exceedingly famousâ when he said âthat nurse over there has been calling you for agesâ
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aquila đ most normal frankenstein enjoyer
2 days ago
t-shirt that says "i find victorian surgical malpractice erotic"
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Bold of them to go with "AI-generated free to play mobile game" as their chosen art style here
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Stranger Things: Tales From â85 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajCUhg36R0&pp=0gcJCdkKAYcqIYzv
2 days ago
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đ¶ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the
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Why does this look like something John Hannah in Spartacus would say
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Janine Gibson
2 days ago
Iâm just saying some of the romance of getting a parcel is lost when you have to pick it up from Chalk Farm Mobile & Vape
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Our generation already has a Last of the Summer Wine, and it's Red Dwarf
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5 days ago
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Have only just discovered Safari's "Hide distracting items" feature. Why is it so whimsical
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3 days ago
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Nick Moran
2 days ago
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaoughâs partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
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Suddenly thought about reading a Tom Holt novel and we need to go back to hiring cover designers again
6 months ago
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Karlo Yeager RodrĂguez
3 days ago
RETVRN but for lurid, colorful SFF covers
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
3 days ago
How many people do you need to count as an acting dynasty. Like, how many Dourifs do we need
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Viktor Winetrout
2 days ago
Cats are French and dogs are Italian. I will not be taking any questions at this time
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Those are rookie numbers
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3 days ago
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The four words every woman wants to hear
3 days ago
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Have only just discovered Safari's "Hide distracting items" feature. Why is it so whimsical
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3 days ago
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DS9's Profit and Lace is bad for many reasons, not least of which is a criminal waste of character actor Henry Gibson, who had never done Star Trek before and never would again
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4 days ago
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sweetie Ï
4 days ago
asking my followers to stick with me as my account wonât really takeoff until season four
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Avery Edison
about 1 year ago
"Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion..."âRecipe for Mandelbroth
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Himesh Patel was amazing in Station Eleven, a fantastic post-apocalypse series that I'm pretty sure was only watched by me.
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4 days ago
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Imagine still having to pay for things by cheque
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4 days ago
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mindflakes
about 1 year ago
Barista said "enjoy your coffee". I accidentally replied "you too". Then I made a startling goat noise so the first thing would seem less weird by comparison
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sky
4 days ago
Sorry but Belle took the beastâs name when they got married. Her name is Belle Beast and she can no longer vote.
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Cethan Leahy
11 months ago
The Harry Potter TV show announcement has understandably led to some revisionist history that the movies are already perfectly good adaptations, and this is clearly not true. Some of those movies are actively mediocre to quite bad.
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Bruno Dias
4 days ago
Kind of an "industry very sick" moment to notice that the person cited in this article as a pro-DLSS 5 counterargument has, between the article being written and its publication, been laid off by Epic Games
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Our generation already has a Last of the Summer Wine, and it's Red Dwarf
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5 days ago
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Busiaco
6 days ago
Husband directions: Fearlessly consult your heart with each step. Is it true that all roads connect? Wife directions: Go left at the big rock.
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Do we really have to keep doing things like this
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âDoge of the leftâ could save UK taxpayers up to ÂŁ30bn, says new green thinktank
Report by Verdant says rooting out waste, fraud and tax avoidance would save money that could help improve public services
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/25/doge-of-the-left-save-uk-taxpayers-30bn-green-thinktank
5 days ago
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I wish I loved something as much as people who hate Harry Potter love talking about Harry Potter
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beccadagoo
5 days ago
trump: "iran gave us a wonderful wooden horse. one of the biggest wooden horses ever, they said. we must allow it within our walls"
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Eize Basa
5 days ago
As a screenwriter my biggest dream is to own day write a line so perfect that Redditors and IMDB trivia writers claim it was ad-libbed by the actors on set.
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In Southland Tales, Dwayne Johnson plays Boxer Santeros who is researching a role in a movie and the character's name is Jericho Cane
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6 days ago
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WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RRRRUNNING FOR THE DA?
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6 days ago
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Brendel
6 days ago
The other soldiers are gonna be so annoyed when we show up and start talking about Garek in Deep Space 9 and Skies of Arcadia on the Sega Dreamcast
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tilly norwood has been found dead in miami
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6 days ago
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
6 days ago
Gotta be humbling having a billionaire villain create the Metaverse from your hit novel, "Please Don't Create the Metaverse"
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