One Battle After Another gets best picture and the orchestra plays Steely Dan. We all win.

Yacht Rock is one notch less cool than Crime Jazz.

So yacht rock music is just all country music?

Excited for our new concept “friends on the tens.” Every 10th episode, we have a guest on to present their own genre. We start with one of our oldest friends, viral engineer @tonyzaret.bsky.social who gives us his genre measuring the members of Deep Purple. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Fuck you Toto

Chicago wind gauge

No, I have a “yacht rock” bluesky thread so I can gatekeep. I use google and reddit to see who’s talking about me.

Insane this kaelbot popped up today as I’m listening to the Diane podcast about nausea in Twin Peaks. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

If you have three hours to kill here's Shaggy's countdown where *SPOILER* What a Fool Believes is #1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTAV...

you can't even make a shitpost about a hypothetical person on bluesky without the actual guy you're talking about fact-checking you 🙄

"That's what a fool believes!"

I’m positive I’ll get hired to write on his show. I put this article on my vision board.

Nope I love it. Term of endearment. I’m annoyed at the folks who get it way wrong though, like cavalcade of the yacht uneducated in the comments. Yikes! GET ‘EM!

The eagles may fly on the mountain high up where we belong, but do they land on the yacht asea where smooth music belongs? Find out on Yacht or Nyacht! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I love our episodes where David proudly half-asses it. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

This war with Iran shit is gonna be about as popular as a fellow with a penchant for stuffing summer sausage in his gut belching in a small, enclosed podcast studio.

Not ideal.

My reviews of the Best Picture nominees thread. boxd.it/9rLX4F

like all emerald fennell movies, WUTHERING HEIGHTS is dumb. but it is the first emerald fennell movie to *know* it's dumb and deploy said dumbness with intention. I rest my defense

I almost did a cop out and posted the entire album but I honestly don't think any song on this album is bad and highly recommend every very yacht rock track.

I love the episodes that Hunter hosts. He does great, serious research but also makes sure to have a goofy fun time. We always learn a lot and laugh a lot. Won’t you laugh along with us as we count down the best funk songs with mashed together words for titles? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

Rating songs on the Yachtski Scale and giggling at poop and weenee jokes is important work, even in difficult times. Please listen to my podcast. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Not for everyone but I don’t care. It’s for meeee. boxd.it/d9DhBB

This man has every correct opinion in the world except this one.

For those who prefer their history of technology a bit funnier and a lot more inebriated, be sure to check out @jdryznar.bsky.social's #DrunkHistory summary of Bell & Gray's #telephone patent dispute, featuring @hwinkler4real.bsky.social as Zenas Fisk Wilber! #OnThisDay #innovation 🥃 📞

boxd.it/d6rquN Everyone who wants to watch every best picture winner, hurry up and get this one out of the way after a very big pot of coffee during your most awake time of the day.

What about the ghost of Christmas entire-face-takes-up-the-album-cover?

Why do people listen to podcasts that disappoint them so? Why don’t you listen to Beyond Yacht Rock 2000 and find out? This week, I’ve found the Juno soundtrack is a mission statement for a genre, and proceed to let Benjamin down. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Check out Matt Skoufalos’s sweet article on Earth Keenan, a goofball modern yacht rocker. He’s a talented musician who knows how to turn anything into yacht rock WITHOUT A.I. www.njpen.com/writing-a-ya...

SEND HELP. Fuck. Yes. Shannon & Swift's script is economical and brilliant. Some of their best work. Raimi is back at the top of his game with his best film since SPIDER-MAN 2. And Rachel is having the time of her life and fucking crushing it. Put her in everything! So glad to see this big & loud.

Last two movies I watched happened to be from the 90s and contain musical performances by Tom Jones. In one, children in Glasgow die from the dire conditions of their impoverished neighborhood. In the other, the world is attacked by goofball aliens.

How about some good news from the other place for a change...?

Finally got to see SEND HELP. Loved every bloody crazy minute of it. Sam Raimi & @shannonandswift.bsky.social are a dream scream team!

Truly Send Help is a great time at the movie theater, which is a great place to go for entertainment.

“I love cake! Gonna get some flour. Eggs. I’m gonna throw some paint in there. A live mouse. And what’s a cake without doing an entire neti pot into it? Now throw it in the liquid nitrogen! Cake!” Cool song, McDo and LogLog sound great, but it ain’t yacht rock. www.facebook.com/reel/1546119...

Support Hollywood giving us a good time at the movies and see Sam Raimi’s “Send Help” this weekend, please. Let me know how you liked it.

We perSUAHded a comedy professional to help us laugh-maxx the podcast, and by gum it worked!!! Enjoy our CARTOON COVERS countdown, featuring 10 additional soon-to-be-beloved original characters

Big thanks to @jadomian.bsky.social for stopping by the fart dungeon to do live countdown bumpers for today's episode of Beyond Yacht Rock 2000. A national treasure, to be sure. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Allow yourself some joy today listening to Cartoon Covers and the great @jadomian.bsky.social chewing the audio scenery as Rootin’ Tootin’ Randy the Recovered Racist, a character that caused me to spit out my coffee on the way to work. Also he does the “smeeooth meeusic” thing #YachtRock

“Glamour” worthy of the Grammy red carpet.

Glamour is dead.

The only problem with the Grammys is their lack of respect for glamour. That’s it.

Much like the climate “debate.”There’s a 100% correct side that has seen the evidence and knows they’re yacht, and a side of disingenuous Steely-Dan-is-yacht-rock deniers. Chord change is real!

Took an edible and had an epiphany that steely dan is yacht rock only to discover this is a widely debated topic

sorry I'm late I was on Randall Island

there is a moment about 20 minutes into this episode that made me laugh so hard I nearly passed out

Is everyone listening to Beyond Yacht Rock 2000? This week David Lyons uncovered a genre of music where the protagonist doesn't realize they're in a gay bar. We had fun. open.spotify.com/show/0mYti5k...