Silksong is fucking remorseless torture, a Sisyphian gauntlet of repeated failure grinding against a game that delights in mocking your impotence. It rules

Post you from a different era: The Pop Machine, 1999. The huge frames I am wearing in this photo made me nigh unfuckable then but would be the HEIGHT of hipster fashion now. But pretty sure the goatee would still be NOT FLATTERING Christ, we were itty bitties

BEHOLD the second new IfIHadAHiFi EP!

How is this Denver Broncos team 7-2?

Ashley Altadonna crushed it filming this video! Behold, The HiFi as traveling snake oil salesmen in the coming post-apocalyptic hellscape!

FIFA awarding a peace prize is like John Gotti awarding a prize for ethics in business administration

Lina Khan is on the Mamdani transition team AND Pelosi is retiring after this term? Today is just chock full of good news!

Oh hell yeah

If AEW is gonna add another title they could at least bring back AEW Dark.

So who do y'all think will be the first AEW Unified National Champion when those belts get unified sometime next year? #AEWDynamite 🤼

Ok, Wisconsin. Whaddya say we make some Democratic Socialist magic in our state next year, too? Why should we let NYC get all the fun? francescahong.com

HOT SHIT

Mansoor is my new fav. 🤷‍♂️ #AEWDYNAMITE

Thank you @bymattwild.bsky.social and @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social!

A heartfelt Rest in Piss to war criminal and mass murderer Dick Cheney

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Ashley Altadonna crushed it filming this video! Behold, The HiFi as traveling snake oil salesmen in the coming post-apocalyptic hellscape!

Look, YOU write another "No Presents for Christmas" and then we'll talk about YOUR lifetime grant

Fucking hell

New IfIHadAHiFi content shortly

Jesus H. Christmas this band ruled youtu.be/hI-il3X3nVk?...

So the Packers are 0-2 on the season when the game runs into HiFi practice. Sorry everyone, scheduling is at a premium these days

Guardian caps look cool today #Packers

Liberals: "OMG do we have to like MTG now?" The Guardian: "Ok, everyone, calm down"

Go Brewers

Well we enjoyed Guillermo's Frankenstein very much. Oscar Isaac really pulled off the role of the monster. Thank you to the Times Cinema for showing it! I hope y'all also get Wake Up Dead Man!

We have smashed our record for number of trick or treaters in Cudahy! 132 with an hour to go! Close to running out. Success!

Very appreciative of this thoughtful review for Paws in the Bacon Grease. We don't see many of these anymore so this is really nice! vaguely-offensive.com/ifihadahifi-...

Last night @stepfking.bsky.social referred to Charlie Kirk's widow as "Goodie Baddie" and I can't stop giggling about it

When you listen to Led Zeppelin II on the way in to work, you really do get hit hard by Robert Plant's very 14-year-old dating strategy "Oh baby, baby, I am gonna have an impossible amount of sex with you, get ready for my penis...also holy shit have you read these books by JRR Tolkien"

I've only been watching this Dolphins/Ravens game for a few drives after getting home from the WMSE thing, but: my fucking lord are the Dolphins dogshit. I haven't seen football this inept in a minute

If I just resolve to never see any shows at Landmark Credit Union Live, but never say anything public about it, is it really a boycott? #FuckLiveNation

Fascism at work. Democratic congressional candidates indicted for protesting.

Thinking about Mike Rotunda today and manifesting peace for his family. An underrated legend of 80s and 90s graps. 🤼

Bout fucking time, you ask me

Kraft headbutting a teammate with no helmet on, lolololol

Tucker Kraft is on one tonight, Jesus

SURE MISSED YOU WATSON

I am legitimately shocked to have learned that the Steelers are a mere 1-for-7 on third down

The second lady cracking up is 🤌🤌🤌

These some real Sega Master System uniforms

This Packers/Steelers game is going to be hard to watch. I'm of course talking about the uniforms

Based on his cadence, I suspect that the guy who sings for MSPAINT is a big Les Savy Fav fan

Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence

Who is 2025's wrestler of the year: Bandido or Konosuke Takeshita? I'm having a hard time picking between the two. #AEW 🤼

Oooh, I LOVE the finish to Mox vs. Kyle O. Mox has the yips and is afraid of submissions now. Is this gonna lead to the Death Riders dumping him? #AEWDynamite 🤼

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Ya know, when Darby Allin says "I would die for this company," he's the only pro wrestler who I 100% believe saying that. #AEWDynamite 🤼

Can we talk about how much better Kris Statlander has gotten on the mic in her 6 years with #AEW? If there's anything that proves she's earned her run on top, it's that her talking has caught up with her in-ring. She's such a more complete star now. It's great to see! #AEWDynamite 🤼

There's gotta be at least one other Democrat Socialist in Maine that they can run, right?