When your phone is at 10% and there’s a hung top 20ft away. Get that charger, girl!

You’ve done nothing but spread hate and make everyone’s lives more expensive and miserable… and your plan was try to make them feel sorry for you?!

When I was in college we had an active shooter alert that turned out to be a false alarm. They still canceled classes for the rest of the day. These media elites are still going to drink champagne, and eat dinner while the person at the head of the table cut snap and healthcare. Fuck them all.

Staged shootings in a country where school shootings are a morbid common occurrence…these fuckers are pure evil.

Is the pig dead? No? Then I don’t care.

I love the Spring Break Slut vibes of Clark Connors. #AEWCOLLISION

Fuck that was cool. I loved Claudio just staring at Will while the rest of the riders pay attention to Mox. #AEWCOLLISION

TK when his phone rings tonight:

“Sorry, Mr. Black, we need more tv time for Phil’s Cuck Clown. He sells tshirts and makes Sean Ross Sapp scrape his zipper.”

Jokes aside, this is legitimately sad and fucking crazy. #WWERELEASES NOT DEPARTURES

For those nerds who said Darby was hurt after his match this past Wednesday…i just checked his instagram…he’s home, skateboarding and being all kinds of sexy and YOU COULD NEVER! #AEW

wwe counting on fightful to say “departures” instead of “releases”

Decided to drape my nips with the #AEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Schindler‘s hit list

The main event of a dynamite got the same star rating as a main event of one of the nights of their little mania. Where the best fucking wrestle every week. #AEW

Darby telling Max “no” twice and Ciampa laughing in his face and kissing his cheek will only make Max become more unhinged. We all benefit from this. This is SICKO shit. #AEWDYNAMITE

I cannot stand that arrogant, whiny, know-it-all tone in the voices of wrestling podcasters and YouTubers. Conrad has one. Alvarez has it. Wrestletalk and whatcuture are insufferable. Ugh. Wrestling is so much better not listening to any of that hot garbage. #AEW

I’m enjoying Shifty Shida. #AEW

Call the police. Idc. I like Lio Rush’s spooky shit. #AEWDYNAMITE

This graphic is sexy.

The death riders are new druids. #AEWDYNAMITE

Daredevil hit a V-trigger on Kingpin tonight. #KENNYOMEGA #AEW

Big Booty Beatdown! The irresistible booty vs immovable buttocks! #AEWDYNAMITE

These eHoes talk about gates and merch like they’re getting a cut. Stay mad and gullible, poors. #AEW

Hmm. I’m willing to wager Darby will have more title defenses in what we assume will be a short reign than Roman will in months. #AEW

President NiNi Coco in the situation room keeping the strait of Hormuz gaped and flowing. #DragRace

Anyways… #AEW

Piss off Brock.

I miss the sapphic antics of Toni Storm. #AEW

This cheeky diva. 😂 #AEW

Congrats to #MYKIMEEKS #DragRace

I absolutely LOVE fightful posting about every little thing having to do with wm but will cry/shit themselves when they have to cover a 4+ hour #AEW ppv. Frauds.

Isn’t there a big wwe show this weekend or something? Shouldn’t Phil’s fleshlight be talking about that?

Dumb bitch whisperer and our women’s world champion…THEKLA!!! #AEWCOLLISION

Chanting Fuck Ice on a taped show when Brody is in the ring. Now shut up about conspiracy, ya turds! #AEWCOLLISION

Garcia went from fuck boy to alter boy real quick with that holy water spot. 💦 #AEWCOLLISION

Fuck it. I’m into this lio rush thing. Let it steep. ☕️ #AEWCOLLISION

PAC going back to this gear HAS TO be against the Geneva conventions. HAS TO BE. 😤 #AEWCOLLISION

Nick Wayne gives good facials. He always looks like he’s in so much pain that he may die. #AEWCOLLISION

Darby broke Bluesky. He’s too sad and too powerful now. #AEWDYNAMITE

#AEWDYNAMITE Darby beat Cody once. So…

If you’re buying into the whole “Darby is too small to be world champion” … Congrats! You’ve just told on yourself. That wwe monopoly conditioning worked on you and you’re just repeating the lies they told you. Either break loose or fuck off. The rest of us are just trying to have some fun. #AEW

The new face of All Elite Wrestling, Darby Allin!

I teared up for Darby tonight. Felt it. I loved it. Such a cool moment. #AEWDYNAMITE

The men were super in their feelings tonight. The women talked shit and beat each other up. Loved it all. #AEWDYNAMITE

I find it hysterical to claim Darby Allin hasn’t earned that. MJF played his part perfectly. It isn’t over. #AEW