Come ON people! “Wolf takes bite out of Hamburger” was RIGHT THERE

They fight crime

They fight crime

mythical creature #Cat #Caturday

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Kal has had a modern education #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

My daughter Z (4) is currently very into space. She's now encountered the concepts of lifespan and death, but only in the context of stellar evolution. If Grandpa gets sick it's possible she'll expect him to expand to thousands of times his normal size, explode, and collapse into a black hole.

I have watched, in quick succession, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE. Both really good but I think I have tonal whiplash.

Holy carp slopspammer, ain't nobody got time for that (the subject has big LN title vibes)

Watch Gurren Lagann!

Reading an article that says under the byline "This article adheres to strict editorial standards." and I have questions. Big "My t-shirt is raising questions answered by my T-shirt" energy

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Spammer: "Django, can I share a quick idea for your book?" Even if it WEREN'T AI slopspam I'd throw that one RIGHT in the fire

Ponds! What a concept! #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Beware of Chicken (2021)

Many years ago I had to make a business PayPal account to use a card reader at cons, separate from my regular account. Since the regular one is Django Wexler, I named this one Author Django Wexler to distinguish it. Hilariously, this has cause me to get SO MUCH spam labeled "Dear Author..."

Looking for April commissions.

"Maundy Thursday" sounds like the worst stripper name ever

"Maundy Thursday" sounds like the worst stripper name ever

The problem with making shady new friends is you end up with shady new enemies #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by @djangowexler.bsky.social A hilarious romp through the origins of an evil empire. Definitely going to pick up Davi 2. #booksky #darklord

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Who's THIS guy? #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Here's my suggestion for a Project Hail Mary posting game: If you woke up with no memories and a bunch of your stuff, what would end up written on your WHO AM I? whiteboard?

Went to the theater for the first time in ages to see PROJECT HAIL MARY, which was pretty good! Good times.

Big game hunters but make everything bugs #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Saw this going around and, uh, is it bad that I'm on the side of the evil hedge fund? "How dare you ship our water to the city for people to drink! We need that water to grow wildly climate-inappropriate crops in the middle of the desert!" azmirror.com/2026/03/13/r...

Time for a trip into a rough town #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Scratch soft pretzels and cheese sauce yummm

From Matt Levine yesterday. This seems bad? www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...

Some days I think we should find "The Wisdom of Crowds" guy and beat him with hammers

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Goddamn. Rewatching S1 of Severance so I can finally watch S2, and the last ep is just the tensest hour of TV I can think of. Nothing happens more alarming then someone driving fast! It's remarkable, a masterclass in stakes and dramatic tension.

Today's AI-generated "book club" spam has hallucinated the title of a 2026 book of mine that doesn't exist. Apparently THE LAST OF THE TALONS "grounds 'High Fantasy' tropes in rigorous tactical and social frameworks" and features "mythic, yet grounded, power dynamics"

Playing with the DLSS 5 slider in the article, and I guess in addition to making main characters look like weird fashion covers it also just deletes by characters?? Look at the guy on the right or the figures in the BG www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

Also, today's D&D thought: Goblins are weird. Like the world is infested with what are effectively feral 8-year-olds with sharp teeth? And they run around in packs and sometimes eat people? And it's considered socially acceptable to murder them on sight. Eat fireball, angry grade schoolers!

Kal: "I am not inexperienced in the ways of love, or at least in the sticky co-minglings that are generally considered adjacent to love." #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Also, today's D&D thought: Goblins are weird. Like the world is infested with what are effectively feral 8-year-olds with sharp teeth? And they run around in packs and sometimes eat people? And it's considered socially acceptable to murder them on sight. Eat fireball, angry grade schoolers!

Why is Pokopia like an ADD simulator? *Turn around, ready to work on a major task* "I need help!" "Look at this!" "I found you an item!" *ding* 17 notifications No wonder the world is in ruins, nobody ever reached inbox zero

The biggest murder of all time lynnwoodtimes.com/2026/03/14/b...

I'm pissed because the only good local bagel place went out of business. Anybody make bagels at home?

#DEAL ALERT! One clickers unite because SHIP OF SMOKE AND STEEL @djangowexler.bsky.social is on #sale on #Kindle US for today only! amzn.to/4lCr5rC #ShipofSmokeandSteel #TheWellsofSorceryTrilogy #ad #amazoncom

Going to use this when I teach comparative constructions in Latin (both with “quam” and ablative of comparison). Inflected languages FTW

I hate it when there's a timeskip and SUDDENLY KILLER CLOWNS #thethirteenthgod www.royalroad.com/fiction/1472...

Snow on the cherry blossoms

It's an Alt-POV scene of Chapter 3 from the perspective of the dragon shifter mmc, who's trying desperately to rein in his instincts that want to claim her so she can have more choices... And that's BEFORE he accidentally walks in on her naked, and his best intentions change. 🔥😇

psst today is the last day to get the launch bonus scene for my new cozy romantasy The Quiet Light! 👀👀💖 linktr.ee/caseyblair

So @scalzi.com already said he thought this was an Onion headline, but I'd like to add that the *picture* could easily be an SNL skit. Kash Patel somehow always looks like a mid-range comedian doing a parody of himself. And that lady on the right has the SNL look somehow?

Happy book launch to me! 🥰 books2read.com/quietlight