Watched the first two episode of PLURIBUS and that is some excellent SF thus far. Literally no idea where they go from here.

Just thinking that, in the same way that we have private correspondence between couples in the 40s, someday historians are going to be going through famous people's Slack DMs for posterity

SEATTLE-AREA FOLKS-- I know things are absolutely horrible right now but the job requires me to tell you this is happening one week from tonight. Almost exactly one week from right now, in fact. Stop by, listen to me and Django prattle on, get books scribbled in, get a little dinosaur. It'll be fun.

Pathfinder Our not-Bard (actually a Hunter but responsible for all the social stuff cause the rest of us are socially inept murderhobos) who is 20-120% more cat (depending on whether you count the extra cat) than the sort of catperson I'm used to drawing.

RPG campaign update: one character is now permanently enlarged and another permanently reduced ^^

I literally pitched this, with Imperials as the Brits and Ewoks as the Zulus post RotJ. Or else a Heart of Darkness/Apocalypse Now

Me: I love the way this cookbook author writes, he explains things so clearly My wife: But none of the results taste good Me: I know, if not for that it'd be my perfect cookbook

I'm excited to announce that The Quiet Light will be coming out everywhere March 10th! I'm can't wait for you to read this cozy fantasy romance with a powerful mage who just wants ice cream, a dragon shifter, and an isolated cottage with only one bed. 🥰 books2read.com/quietlight

Come say hi!

After extensive research, I can confirm that the best way to read this gloriously enjoyable book by @djangowexler.bsky.social is with Mother Mother's album "O My Heart" on repeat and some pear cider that you found while sorting out the garage. Just a perfect Wednesday. #booksky

finished a new book about ice cream, dragons, and magic, so there's only one correct way to celebrate 🥰

One of my favorite things about this book was the self-evolving malware isn't even malicious --it's 99% ads and marketing gimmicks. But it's been set loose and multiplied and has essentially destroyed the internet simply by clogging every millimeter of it with thousands of banners and popups and spa

Hoo boy. Heading straight for the for the HARD REBOOT scenario. (Where the use of networked devices on Earth is impossible because the infosphere is overrun with self-evolving malware.) www.amazon.com/Hard-Reboot-...

When none of the rich assholes actually leave NYC as they claimed they would, can we ignore that 'threat' forever please?

Hello from Seattle! So glad you're enjoying it. I have so much fun with footnotes.

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

We had a very wet Halloween haha. But 3yo picked all the pumpkins AND all our costumes this year: lion king (her), snow queen (me), and pirate king (@djangowexler.bsky.social)! 🥰🎃

Exactly!

Also on sale in Canada on Kobo, where I grabbed it. Thanks! www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...

Had a great time with this book. Love it when you find a book you can't put down!

Related: my SW fan theory is that Jedi training is 1% force instruction and 99% brainwashing. Luke achieves Jedi Master status with about ... a few days of training total? Maybe a week? a.co/d/45oK9gx

DID YOU KNOW I have written many books? ASHES OF THE SUN is about how, actually, kidnapping children into your order of wizard-knights to fight for (your version of) righteousness is a little creepy! If someone did that to your sister, you might be mad! $1.99 this month! a.co/d/45oK9gx

Gah. Is there an e-reader with a) an e-ink, backlit screen, and b) a user interface that doesn't completely suck?

Man after a few cycles of the exact same thing ("oh noes avocado toast") it starts to look really, really obvious

My book on sale is TAKE BACK MAGIC, the first in my completed, action-packed, modern day romantasy series all about the power that comes from solidarity and never letting anyone take anyone's freedom away. If you haven't read it yet, this is the perfect time. 💜 books2read.com/takebackmagic

👻 Happy FaRoWeen! 👻 TODAY (October 30th) only, over 300 romantasy titles are available for just 99 cents. 🔥 There's SO much good stuff here, so definitely take a look! farosociety.com/bookblast

Today I am literally paying the tariffs on my goddamned board games, if anyone wonders how that whole "foreigners will pay the tariffs" thing is going Thanks, Donald

Random question: where do I get (and how do I recognize) good balsamic vinegar? I assume my grocery store brand is bad but that's the extent of my knowledge

Loved this book and the sequel. Nice to have a 1 to 2 book story instead of an epic 7 book plus tale of epic-ness. Loved the world building, the humor, the reveals and twists along the way, and the characters were awesome.

So glad you liked it!

Democracy tiiiiiime

DEAD HAND RULE is out today! As an implacable enemy skitters nearer across the stars, Tara Abernathy gathers Gods and Deathless Kings alike to join forces. Of course, there's still a little fine print to be sorted out. But surely they'll be able to come together against the darkness. Any minute now.

Tonight's movie is A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on Netflix, which was very good! Super tense throughout, yikes. The ending is a *little* rough but also I think correct? I do have a little, uh, quibble which is that I think they forgot how nuclear war works? Thread has spoilers but not for the end.

Tonight's movie is A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE on Netflix, which was very good! Super tense throughout, yikes. The ending is a *little* rough but also I think correct? I do have a little, uh, quibble which is that I think they forgot how nuclear war works? Thread has spoilers but not for the end.

Z after watching Tim Curry as the Pirate King: "Soon Tim Curry will come to my house! I will show him my room!" I guess it's marginally more likely than Jupiter?

Before the UK switched to metric, were there products priced in pounds per pound?

I love this story because it's one of those, "Well we *used* to use horseshoe crab blood as a critical component to test vaccines, but obviously in the modern era we've moved to a synthetic alternative -- wait, that's *maybe happening now*? www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...

This is true of being a novelist as well.

Maybe they should start a GoFundMe

The hero America needs www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Press ⍰ to Jalvdonre

This is all he wants forever

Tonight's movie is BULLET TRAIN. Fun and weird crazy assassins on a train, like live action Baccano.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

Golden Idol series are some genuinely wild puzzle games and they are BADLY slept on, especially the second

"Hey boss, what should we do for the cover image on our new missile defense puff piece?" "Maybe something subtle and upbeat." "How about we superimpose the Death Star on America?" "Perfect!"

I am on a roll lately, bread-wise *Rimshot*

Chris Pratt: I rolled a seven! Sam Jackson: I have HAD IT with these manger-fording robbers on my meadow-fracking tiles! Jack Black, in annoying voice: I have wood for sheep! Anyone? Wood for sheep? Keanu Reeves: Wait, whose turn is it?

Come see! Get book, book good!