Can’t condone this, but “teleporting to Waffle House” HAS entered my vocabulary forever as a euphemism for a certain kind of regionally-inflected blackout drunk

i don't like how many Internet writers have come out today saying they can't find enough trenchant analysis and insight on current events on Bluesky buddy that's your job how am i better at your job than you

JESUS: Somethings... off ... about this temple MARY MAGDALENE: you're right! See if you can press R3 and use your Christ Vision to figure it out [The tables glow yellow, a trail of coins sparkle] JESUS: These merchants ... they're changing money! In the temple!

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth

ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH is on RTE2, Irish TV tonight - @rte.ie #speirgorm

After 20 long years, the person who made WinRAR sees an email. His eyes light up. “Someone bought a license!” he shouts.

googoo dolls iris voice

Whoops

Wish I could email people in work like “hi what are you actually asking me to do xxxx”

Gym instructor: What are your fitness goals? Me: I would like to have enough core strength to sit on a stool.

Funi Raccoon Game is a machine gun of goofy bits and gags that is unabashedly itself. aftermath.site/funi-raccoon-g...

You can sing “Alexis Bledel” to the tune of Cruella Deville, a little gift from me to you

meta being called meta is so incredible. it’d be like if microsoft was called zune or nasa was called challenger

can think of at least 50 artists who, if you gave them each even like 100 thousand dollars, it would absolutely change the culture we live in for the better. 5 million is pocket change in the scheme of things. but we have to live in a world where all of that capital is wasted on bullshit like this.

“We’re great”

The research, which was commissioned by cats and dogs, appears to support a position that ‘treats’ are the key drivers of a healthy diet, rather than other factors like kibble, balanced meals and snack moderation

The research, which was commissioned by the Collison brothers, appears to support a position that having the “cold dead eyes of a shark” is the key driver of innovation

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Have a Fucking Website www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/h...

Cell Block Tango

40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart https://theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active-enough-to-realize-body-falling-a-1847782934/

Haha Jesus, I'd have been able to turn 70 billion into at least 70,000,000,015,000

It’s really a miracle, to spend 70 billion dollars and produce nothing of value. If I was given 70 billion dollars and told to go nuts at least a few TTRPG podcast patreons would get a top up or I could hire some people to make a fun game or something but not Zuckerberg, a black hole of inspiration

this is killing me lol

"My kid came home from kindergarten today and announced that at school they had to pick a skill that they were better at than the Gods and then shout it in front of Mount Olympus."

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Very excited for you to hear this campaign y'all. Our boy @timplatt.bsky.social has been working on this for months, and he's cooked up something amazing/strange/hilarious/...perfect? The next few eps are nuts, all I can say is...buckle up (unlike the characters in this episode)!

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Fun to imagine Michéal Martin standing outside the Oval Office with his stupid bowl of fucking shamrocks as this all goes on. Like an unwanted neighbor who's dropped by with a pie during a huge domestic.

He’s good at this

showing up to a first date fully yassified while deafening gpu fans whir under my shirt

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

the question on everyone's lips today

You can play a bunch of video games in Irish aftermath.site/games-from-ire...

They’re going to send Jessie Buckley around Killarney on an open-top bus, Dearg Doom blaring, waving a Hamnet scarf

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

The rest of the world to Trump:

went to see caroline in Whelan’s last night, absolutely incredible. You don’t know how much you need to hear a bass clarinet feeding back on itself until it happens

donald trump says he “will remember” the countries that don’t bail him out of the mess in iran and i don’t think that’s true

Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount

In April 1992, Robert Altman's The Player was released, garnering lavish praise for its opening scene, a complicated ensemble tracking shot. In April 1990, Coronation Street was doing stuff like this, and nobody batted an eyelid.