i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape

work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for

Fans of possibly-not-cursed garbage can clown heads, your ship has come in!

"Plunge boldly into the thick of life and seize it where you will, it is always interesting." - Goethe This valiant Knight of Swords is from the upcoming Whimsy Woods Tarot I'm creating with Deborah Blake, to be published by Llewellyn in 2027. The knights in this deck ride magnificent poultry! 🪿

The Decoy Bar Webster, SD

l’m living by the sword hard to imagine any downsides

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Finally, energy for WOMEN!

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds

I would never join a club that would have me as a member, unless there were any perks at all. A free cup holder or something

I'm starting a competitor to Five Guys called One Guy. The only menu item is a burger with one patty that's the size of five patties. It's called The Guy and it will ruin your life.

If you see something (a bird), say something (that's a little guy).

Hi!! I'm Avery, a freelance illustrator, graphic designer, and part-time college instructor. I love making art of things that I love and collaborating with like-minded folks on all kinds of projects! ⛅ @averyhelm most places 💌 [email protected] 🎨 averyhelm.ca

Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?

Think I might start flourishing soon, which would be pretty cool

Drew some house sparrows, one of my favourite birds

Oh you'll try to fix me? Wow don't do me any favors, Chris Martin. Maybe I'll fix your broken, rude ass

If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.

I don't think Santa likes being called that.

A bonus from visiting my dad in Ontario at this time of year – despite the unexpected dump of snow – was catching up with migrating dark-eyed juncos that have moved on from my backyard. Junco times are fun-co times! #birds

i remember just … meditating on this book when i was a kid — the picture that fascinated & terrified me the most was “m”

Many people think things that suck are the enemy of the hater. No! Things that suck are what animate the soul of the hater. I love and cherish things that suck. As a top-tier hater, what truly annoys me is low-quality hating. Uninformed hating, bandwagon hating, hating for the wrong reasons, etc.

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my self defense plan? yelling "someone do something!" and "by the gods, this can't be happening!" and occasionally running a few feet in a random direction like a Skyrim NPC

It definitely helped me get slightly sick to my stomach, so that’s something.

Hamburger HelpMeGetThroughTheDay.

Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.

Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.

Omg thank you! 🥰

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

11 Nov 2025

The Canadian Poppy Blanket. This was initiated by Winnipegger Sheilah Lee Restall. It’s over 60 feet in length and has more than 8,000 handmade poppies and 2,000 ribbons. It’s on display at the Manitoba Legislative Building. Lest We Forget. #winnipeg #lestweforget #remembranceday

Adding some missing cards to the thread… IX. The Hermit

Pizza, Pretzel, Donut, Dog

They put the peas in Mr. Noodle to remind you that even a good thing in life can be marred by imperfections.

Live, laugh, like, comment and subscribe.

Another card from this week, The Wheel of Fortune featuring some beautiful peacocks.

Adding a few more forgotten ones to the thread here! XII. The Hanged Man

For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.

In the cardinal justice system, the birds are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups... XI. Justice #birds

"The Old Blood" A Bloodborne piece I've been working on for a while.

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Who else