Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign

* winter parka design meeting * Exec #1: "The body of the coat, it should be as big as a tent." Designer, sketching: "Sure, makes sense, people will want to layer in the cold." Exec #2: "And the arms... as skinny as toothpicks!" Designer, still sketching: "...what?"

Sabrina Carpenter is like if Ms. Pacman was real

Adding this one to the master thread. XXI. The World

You don't have to buy it to support Alex (though you can, she's cool as hell), but you should buy a print because her art is fabulous and will enhance your everyday life, I promise.

Newly single me: "So... is there a MRS. Noodles...?"

Why you gotta come for me where I live?

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

Thinking about having a hoedown (a fashion show where I show off all the ho clothes I just got).

An Anna’s Hummingbird savors the blooms of a showy penstemon. #birds #nature #wildlife #photography

Lil chickadee. #art

There are some nice things about living outside of the city but ultimately, it is not for me. I was designed in a lab to live next to a convenience store.

whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.

Originally I was a copywriter but the industry blackballed me for pitching "How do you fuddruck?"

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

"How's life going for you lately?" "Oh, well, you know, it's..."

They should just give you your prescription painkillers in a baggie if you can prove that you don't have any children at home.

Columbo arresting AI for murder

Things aren’t going so great for me. But did you know you can fit Ben and Jerry’s ice cream right in the cupholders of a 2015 Prius V?

Veganuary is great because I feel really great, I put more effort into eating interesting stuff that tastes good, and it gets me in fighting shape for Febonlypizzauary.

ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though

I feel seen.

I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals

Eating a suspiciously wet salad. Just putting this here in case my next post is “I have been poisoned.”

rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

Adding a few more forgotten ones to the thread here! XII. The Hanged Man

Graffiti in hell

A Canada jay looking a little ethereal in the poplar tree in my backyard. #birds 🌿

These are so gorgeous and you should get one. Yes, you!

Yokojiro (mascot for the town of Ochi, in Kochi Prefecture) is a Japanese white-eye bird with a cedar tree on his chest and a hat shaped like the local mountain. The flower in his teeth is a gift for his wife.

Not that I would ever accuse my mom of being cheap (publicly), but where do you even buy bedsheets that are “1-ply”?

thinking about the mandela effect or as i like to call it "being wrong"

Speaking of chickadees (always), here's some little guys just hanging out, probably gossiping a little about the fella in the middle. #birds

bunny buds

My favourite Eminem song is the one about rapping and barfing because hey, we’ve all been there.

10 Jan 2026

Engaging in risky behaviour by trying to rip my jewelry rack off the wall without removing any of the hanging jewelry.

thank you to the hero who annotated "skeleton song" genius.com/Tim-robinson...

elf of the pond 🍃 | #elfyear #art #artsky #ttrpg

gif is actually pronounced ralph fiennes

It's the freakin' weekend, baby! Which means I'm once again getting a little hot about how Tom Petty rhymed "too" with "too" in Free Falling!

showering up with man bodywash for men, eating a bowl of man cereal for men, driving to work in my 9 ft tall man truck for men, typing into man excel for men, coming back home and walking my man dog for men, getting a call from my mom that my man mom for men died, making funhimeral arrangements for

Life is pretty tough right now but every day I still put on my little vest and fez and crash my cymbals together and people really seem to like it.

Life is pretty tough right now but every day I still put on my little vest and fez and crash my cymbals together and people really seem to like it.

he drinks a whisky drink he drinks a whisky drink he drinks a whisky drink he drinks a whisky drink he sings the songs that remind him of whisky he really only cares about whisky

My first #BirdOfTheDay entry, for today’s theme of #ShortBeaks: this redpoll, sporting a short-but-mighty beak. I never hesitate to dole out props for these tough little birds, who come to Manitoba to spend the winter. #birds

Boy, I tell ya. #pixelart