Me: can't spend any money this month ok, like none Also me: buys 4 books about shipwrecks Toyota garage: we'll be having the rest of that, thank you very much Annual Car Insurance: hey it's me I can't seem to come through?

There was a man in the overtaking lane on the M3 doing 100km while on facetime with someone on my drive home today.

A hankering for peach schnapps overtook me and I stopped in the supervaloo on the way home where of course they had none

Embrace Tall Ship Theory

Ah yes, very shape

Let’s hear it out. You have the floor, carnivorous death ball

Everyone please send your best vibes to @erislovesmovies.bsky.social and the lovely Whiskey (the loveliest cat in the word? Sources say yes) today. If you do not do this, I will come round your house and stamp on all your electronics.

I have the Big Book of recorded Irish shipwrecks and I have the big map of all the shipwrecks with unidentified ships and if I was in any way motivated I could probably go try identify a few. ALAS

Rang them yesterday to say hey what's the story with this and they said 'oh is this the order for x, we're just packing that now, it should be posted this evening' and I was all 'Oh that's super, thanks so much!' & in my head I was like 'IT TOOK YOU A MONTH?!?!!'

went to get my shellac removed (so long nice nails) and I had an hour left on my parking so I loitered around the machine to give the ticket to someone else and a man drove up to offer me his and I said no its ok I'm already trying to get rid of this one and he gave it to me anyway so I had 2

The fuck am I paying my tv licence for any more, this was the one thing ye were good at.

My teeth hurt

Oh my god stop reposting that coyote and roadrunner AI video oh my god get better

I’d start thinking of alternative foods to turkey for Xmas dinner round about now

I wanted him to win, you know? I wanted him to win!

We keep running out of bin bags so I lost my entire shit about it

Me when I bolt awake with anxiety at 4am and bluesky is quiet

BBQ beef rigatoni and 2 slices garlic bread aw yes I am restored I am whole again

Fed the boy this evening, so I hope he doesn't die in the next 24 - 48 hrs or I'm going to have to do a bunch of talking to people.

Ordered a pair of corduroy trousers as I love my cords and they fit perfectly! I'm unstoppable! Except I accidentally ordered them in navy instead of black. Ah fuck.

Who are these absolute sickos scheduling 9am meetings with me, I don't rock up til 10 and don't get started til 11. My schedule, pal, not yours.

it's scrollvember. let's reach for record-breaking screen time, troops

One of the big machines in work that you don't want to break down, has bruck down.

I will, you know, always buy irish where feasible but I placed an order on an irish site a month ago, nothing shipped, no response to email, but they took the money immediately.

I did good at the dentist today and have graduated from treatment to maintenance and did not have to get the painful treatment done today (still cost 200 buckos)

Don’t tell me my appt is at 3 then leave me sitting waiting for 27 minutes!!

Oh there’s me on the security camera, heading to bed with another mini mars bar in my face

At a mini comic con today and they had a retro gaming stall (which is why I went) and the oldest thing they had was an xbox 360. Sadly I died of old age on the way home RIP me

I always forget how many mini mars bars it takes to make me ill, and unfortunately it's a much lower number than my capacity for mini mars bars

Me seeing the 3rd teams call pop up from the CFO

Lola! Get in here! Your cousin is terrorising Trim!

Worst fear came true - went into a shop for a look, lots of people in there so I was like hmm not for me and left and the owner CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET

the only time I get vaguely catholic about anything is when watching an exorcism film, like lads ye obviously need a proper priest, what’s a fuckin presbyterian going to do about it

Can we stop pretending to misunderstand the protect women & children crowd, you know exactly what women and children they’re bleating about and they literally do not care about the others

Lasted 10 minutes, comic cons not for me lol

Supposed to go to a thing at 11am this morning but somehow I'm only making tracks now, whole day gone

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils, because the boat is rocking like a cradle, and you are pitched one way and the other, without the slightest warning

I was not ever a nails person but I've had shellac for a week and I think I'm becoming a nails person.

hit da bricks

Applied to do a BSc in operations management, because there is a lack of entertainment in my life

A heads up from my sister

Very excited for that serial killer exhibition in Dublin possibly turning out to be another of those let downs, our very own Willy's Chocolate Experience.

fun piece of advice from passing parent earlier: "Watch out for the old woman down [...] Street. She's been trying to hit kids with a broom, but like not in a Halloweeny way"

Fucken missed it. I'm the stupidest person alive.

Fireworks going off, estate exploding: Lola - no bother Me, two sneezes: Lola- UNACCEPTABLE

I only got 5 trick or treaters but I did get two fire engines, so I guess the kids have all grown up

Been hit by this trick or treater like 6 times now

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Came home and the boy had all the lights off in the house! Ofc I called him a grink about 4 times

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