Oh I forgot to add! While I was standing in the lake in my socks mopping it with towels the boy walked in, assessed the situation, and asked me had I any chocolate. New respect for parents with toddlers.

Wild Saturday night here

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My sister has gone to see a metallica tribute band this evening

We have fallen asleep and are snoring in the midst of the pet beds

Ready to let these cunts turn me into biofuel or whatever if it means I don't have to listen to their garbage any more.

Buckled with headache and cramps, lying on the sofa, waiting for my chinese takeaway, watching a doc on the Barkley Marathons and croaking "I could do that"

when the ships catch your eyes and they’re loaded with guys that’s logistics when you’re sailing to France armed with longbow and lance that’s logistics

The new season pet beds are in, we are making our selection

Debating suing Lola’s vet after the fluff didn’t grow back right on her beautiful velvet ear after they shaved it for a blood test

Pleased to report I had my body scan this morning at 9am and not one thing has changed since 18/12/25 so I went back to bed in misery

I hate that I know that the term for this is 'wafflestomping'

I have signed up for a second set of boxing classes. This one is endurance based. Likelihood of dying is very high

I did a side plank and held it for 20 seconds twice

The bread is tasting a bit weird to me but man these circuses fucking slap

I’m in work (the box was indeed in reception) with one of my headaches developing and not a paracetamol or ibuprofen in sight

Do I have any rich followers who will buy me the 80 euro lamp

I've to drive all the way to dublin tomorrow to check if there's a box in reception because I literally can't trust anyone else to check.

Flooded my kitchen by surprise but also then walked into the giant lake in my socks

A fear I have is someday I’ll be in the gym and say ‘I’m dying’ and I’ll open my eyes to see Pat Kenny going ‘is it blissful’

The Lobster. I was so mad at movies that I didn't go to the cinema again for about 3 years.

Something that pops into my brain unprompted now and again is the memory of when they had the army doing the covid tests, and when I went to get tested and this absolute unit stomps up to me in army gear and shoved his swizzle stick right into my brain

Bote!! Bote!!

Someone's never read Home of the Blizzard (1915) or South (1919)

Oh the vibes in work are rotten lol

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

I like when bunnies look at you from the front and it's just

Triangle (2009)

It did not in fact go well

Someone explain something to me like I'm 5. In the long ago, when you had a power cut and your wifi went out, you could still use the internet on your phone, using mobile data. Now, when there is a power cut, 5g is also gone. Explain to me how we are worse off

Me, trying to do literally anything: Lola: OH ME TOO

Interpretive dance, I stg if anything happens to me I'd rather you made a fucken meme about it rather than that.

There’s me doing bedtime snuggles with Lola, my hair in the litter tray

Not a Lá Brea. Not a Lá Brea ar chor ar bith

If you do not have eggs, here is an eggless pancake recipe that gives me great pancakes, i add way more milk and oil to get crepe style ones www.cooks.com/recipe/en74g...

In work they're trying to move a control room to a different place and they were crying about how to get samples from one place to another and I said 'Tubes? Pneumatic tubes? Just shclup whoosh and presto?' and they laughed at me

Idk i thought today was Tuesday so I made pancakes but not to worry I’ll make more tomorrow

250 euro at the dentists and THEN got hit with a fine for not displaying a tax cert which was in my glove box for some reason so I won't dispute that this time I'll pay the idiot tax

Hugh Lane, no question. Out the gap with The Rake's Progress by Doherty/Ireland and At the Border II by Doherty

Staying up late to build a Lego

Who has two thumbs and spent all day in bed in the melancholies and is only up now

Getting a bit tired of horror movies that are like 'Oh this is a clever metaphor for x y and z' sometimes I just want 'OH GOD SHITS FUCKED NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT IT JUST FUCKEN HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING SUCKS' which imo is more true to life

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Who has two thumbs and just stuck shards of broken glass into both of them

Been looking up some of my Fitbit stats and they’re telling me I’m constantly in fight or flight mode, I mean like yeah I work in supply chain, live with someone who yells all night, and someone else who has gone 1-2 years past their life expectancy and is also very bitey

Remember I applied for the defence forces and the rose of tralee and was rejected for both due to my height, their loss, I'd have been brilliant at both

I find myself saying ‘what’s that little freak up to now’ and I could be talking about either Lola or The Boy

For the day that’s in it I want to remind you that I love you all, some more than others but still

I had to go to the pet shop and how I left with zero finches is a mystery, the little noises they make my god it’s too much