I hate that I know that the term for this is 'wafflestomping'

I have signed up for a second set of boxing classes. This one is endurance based. Likelihood of dying is very high

I did a side plank and held it for 20 seconds twice

The bread is tasting a bit weird to me but man these circuses fucking slap

I’m in work (the box was indeed in reception) with one of my headaches developing and not a paracetamol or ibuprofen in sight

Do I have any rich followers who will buy me the 80 euro lamp

I've to drive all the way to dublin tomorrow to check if there's a box in reception because I literally can't trust anyone else to check.

Flooded my kitchen by surprise but also then walked into the giant lake in my socks

A fear I have is someday I’ll be in the gym and say ‘I’m dying’ and I’ll open my eyes to see Pat Kenny going ‘is it blissful’

The Lobster. I was so mad at movies that I didn't go to the cinema again for about 3 years.

Something that pops into my brain unprompted now and again is the memory of when they had the army doing the covid tests, and when I went to get tested and this absolute unit stomps up to me in army gear and shoved his swizzle stick right into my brain

Bote!! Bote!!

Someone's never read Home of the Blizzard (1915) or South (1919)

Oh the vibes in work are rotten lol

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

I like when bunnies look at you from the front and it's just

Triangle (2009)

It did not in fact go well

Someone explain something to me like I'm 5. In the long ago, when you had a power cut and your wifi went out, you could still use the internet on your phone, using mobile data. Now, when there is a power cut, 5g is also gone. Explain to me how we are worse off

Me, trying to do literally anything: Lola: OH ME TOO

Interpretive dance, I stg if anything happens to me I'd rather you made a fucken meme about it rather than that.

There’s me doing bedtime snuggles with Lola, my hair in the litter tray

Not a Lá Brea. Not a Lá Brea ar chor ar bith

If you do not have eggs, here is an eggless pancake recipe that gives me great pancakes, i add way more milk and oil to get crepe style ones www.cooks.com/recipe/en74g...

In work they're trying to move a control room to a different place and they were crying about how to get samples from one place to another and I said 'Tubes? Pneumatic tubes? Just shclup whoosh and presto?' and they laughed at me

Idk i thought today was Tuesday so I made pancakes but not to worry I’ll make more tomorrow

250 euro at the dentists and THEN got hit with a fine for not displaying a tax cert which was in my glove box for some reason so I won't dispute that this time I'll pay the idiot tax

Hugh Lane, no question. Out the gap with The Rake's Progress by Doherty/Ireland and At the Border II by Doherty

Staying up late to build a Lego

Who has two thumbs and spent all day in bed in the melancholies and is only up now

Getting a bit tired of horror movies that are like 'Oh this is a clever metaphor for x y and z' sometimes I just want 'OH GOD SHITS FUCKED NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT IT JUST FUCKEN HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING SUCKS' which imo is more true to life

IT NEVER ENDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Who has two thumbs and just stuck shards of broken glass into both of them

Been looking up some of my Fitbit stats and they’re telling me I’m constantly in fight or flight mode, I mean like yeah I work in supply chain, live with someone who yells all night, and someone else who has gone 1-2 years past their life expectancy and is also very bitey

Remember I applied for the defence forces and the rose of tralee and was rejected for both due to my height, their loss, I'd have been brilliant at both

I find myself saying ‘what’s that little freak up to now’ and I could be talking about either Lola or The Boy

For the day that’s in it I want to remind you that I love you all, some more than others but still

I had to go to the pet shop and how I left with zero finches is a mystery, the little noises they make my god it’s too much

THE THING about valentine's day is I can't encounter anything about it without remembering the girl who lived here who insisted it was 'Valentimes' and that was one thing but she brought it up SO MUCH in the run up to it that I developed an eye twitch and it's lodged in my brain now forever.

King

Just ate so much food that I have to do the thing where you've to lie very still and move very carefully lest you vomit

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

I wore this tshirt tonight so he knew what was up

Aw, six years ago I was making this but then Lola ate the pattern

My Fitbit did seem to be trying to alert me that I was having a cardiac event but it was inside my boxing glove so I couldn’t see it

Panadol Actifast 🏆

Me: I definitely shouldnt go to boxing and strength training tonight Me: [pulling on leggings] Me: I really fucked my knee up last night, I really shouldn't Me: [searches for work out tshirt] Me: I'd probably be doing more damage! Me: [puts boxing gloves in bag]

Honesty is the best policy