I added our new CEO on linkedin and he replied with a voice note thanking me for connecting and he was looking forward to meeting me in person and working with me etc etc earning me the title 'Champion Fucken Lickarse' in work 👍

This is also very beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAvW...

be just my luck to get my house halfway paid off through struggle and hardship and then I get craptured.

Turns out the irritating gentleman is actually the guy on the train trying to stealthily paint the woman's portrait.

I don’t want to do this what on earth was I thinking

Please do amateur pyrotechnics at my funeral

Booked my graduation robes

I'd say he knows I'm waiting for the opportunity to whack him in the head with a baseball bat on the assumption he's a burglar

It's not my usual type of music at all but I have listened to this 4 times today and I'm gearing up for more tomorrow and I've bought the album and everything. When she sang kyrie eleison my lung capacity increased 30% youtu.be/ADfHrteW-QE?...

Watched 2 movies today, trying to improve my ability to focus! (Paused every 10 minutes to go and do other stuff, got 3 washes done)

Sucks that I have to give Lola pain medication so she can carry out her essential maintenance

Going to get chinese food tonight, for my morale

Raises questions every time I post this but ... nothing. He does not enjoy music nor does he listen to it.

My brother just called round for a cup of tea and a chat! He literally just had a cup of tea and then went 'right, I'm off, I'm busy' but still!

Love the way they fly, just 0 to 60 zoom

Went to the pet shop this evening for Lola's litter & pellets and I was admiring the birds again, chatted to the woman about them for a bit and then when I was paying she was like 'speaking of birds I have a baby pigeon here do you want to see it' and sure enough she had the feistiest baby pigeon

I want one of these very badly but I'm never fast enough to get one

It's Friday night, you know what that means! (Shower, bed, 2 panadol, the golden casket by modest mouse at max vol)

on top of all the terrible work things today, I forgot my swipe card so got the loaner one from reception and accidentally brought it home with me, receptionist is going to batter me into a fine paste on Monday

Joe Brolly?? Surely not, he's not presidential he looks like the chatterer

what are we all doing for culture night

I’m under new management again. Or my manager is now under my old management. I’ve dropped a level in the hierarchy but I’m better off down here when they start swinging the axe

Call this shit out immediately and shut it the fuck down. Show them that we don't operate on the US/UK rules where you can say any old bollocks without consequences. It's the only thing that will stop them getting a foothold.

I started a crochet project years and years ago and did a tiny bit and every so often I pull it out and look at it again then stuff it back in the bag, well guess what? It's that time again!

Here we all are now.

My boss presented me with a problem last friday and I sketched out my solutions, today I had them excitedly presented back to me by another person.

Why would I ever need these. BUT what if I need these and don't have them?? Better get some.

I would like to bring back chatelaines as everyday fashion items, please. I think life would be better if we could carry our little treasures around with us like magpies. “Here is my antique penknife. This is my emotional support acorn. And that’s my special super shiny rock. Her name is Elizabeth.”

the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world

oh very funny wordle

Oh come on

A man was extremely rude to me in front of a load of people, so much so that several people made their way to me afterwards to tell me that they saw it and he was really rude, it was pretty humiliating but of course I'm only dwelling on it now

Drove all the way to Dublin for a meeting at 2. Guess what.

The steens look like the couple that pretended to be Annie's parents.

Lot of this about

"Rabbits love to explore the world with their mouths, so the Carrot Play Patch from Rosewood's Boredom Breaker range is ideal for those who love to solve puzzles and reap the tasty rewards of treats at the end!" Well my rabbit thought it was the stupidest thing she'd ever seen in her life

Monday

“Whatcha upta?” Me, admiring my stairs carpet on the security camera: “oh nothing just admiring my stairs carpet on the security camera”

Someone tidied all our desks over the weekend. I mean, completely rearranged and sorted, it’s most distressing

Spiritfarer is on sale, 85% off. Can't go wrong. One of the best games I've ever played.

Put together some shelves, no thanks to my assistant

Late to this (like I am with everything on this earth) but I started Strange Horticulture on the switch today and I've no idea what's going on and I've to google everything but I'm having a great time

There it is.

Terrible vibes off this tbh

Brought Lola to get her nails clipped and when I got up to the till to pay I put her carrier up and said 'Hi I'd like to return this' I crack myself up

Upstairs heating has come on, that’s it now. Antarctic for the next 7 months.

thanks to my extended stress nap this afternoon I'm now awaker than ever

Lola's back on nebuliser treatment, morale has never been lower for both of us.

Joined a running club, in case you were wondering how my mental health is.