lamelo ball's tattoos have "jared leto is the best joker" energy

you do gotta hand it to the oilers for committing to the bit. hitchcock, tippett, woodcroft, knoblauch, babcock. morality be damned, they did it for the vine

if you start watching this tonight at 9:27pm est then you'll see brett hull's legal and fine goal exactly 27 years after it happened www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNZn...

everyone who was on the fence about going to the knicks parade there's practically no one here so you should run down you'll be able to get a good spot

let the knicks play whoever wins the world cup

the 300 foot tall horse terrorizing communities, eating small children and house pets, has been found to have done nothing but operate with integrity as concluded by research group selected by local 300 foot tall horse

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and the hurricanes have put logan stankoven into the stanley cup and won’t let him out his tiny little butt is stuck everyone’s smiling and having fun

team with two goalies who have incredible, positive stories beating team with goalie who should be punted in the sun does not feel like a 2026 result, but hell yeah

never knew that the cover photo of elliott gould and grover looking super fuckable was from a series that included bert which raises even more interesting questions

new york city gonna get pregnant

thank you to the queen of new york herself mrs taylor swift

the knicks in the finals is mamdani’s 9/11

so. do you like,,, stuff?

[austin powers voice] OBJ

some of these gotta be sleeper cell activation phrases

racing the boys to your mom

early in his career before he’d accomplished anything people must’ve given william the conquerer so much shit for his name

always keep two bags of fries in your freezer because you never know when you’ll need emergency fries

any time revenue is reported

it's nba playoffs season, and once again as fans are glued to their televisions.

is “dark” an accurate portrayal of growing up in germany?

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how do wear shorts without feeling like child

heyyy boss sorry running late got in a huge fight with my cat yeah no it's all it's all good nothing physical purely emotional he got the upper hand again so just trying to get myself in order still good to oversee worker disposal just wanted to check in ok thanks

wild are going to spend all offseason studying a whiteboard that just says “quinn hughes 60 minutes per night??”

"when i had a wife and side chick" is the new "back in my day"

i hope christopher nolan makes a king arthur movie where king arthur cruises around in a truck the whole time talking in a boston accent

cannot recommend listening to this enough if you’re someone who can separate art from artist

the strategic brilliance of getting 6 adults and 2 kids to a neutral location for a couple of hours is on par with any of napoleon’s battlefield success

impressive how every philly sports team is just an assembly of little scamps

the lab created demon mascot defeats the lab created demon captain

@baltimoreravens please post a picture of pavia and henry together

[whispers] the best thing* the oilers could do to compete for a cup is trade mcdavid this summer *other than firing bowman into the sun

die spitz 30 times

thank you simpson

the vrabel story is just another distraction to cover up the fact that last night gritty LITERALLY murdered a penguin literally

mike and diana sitting in a tree b-r-e-a-k-i-n-g c-o-v-i-d p-r-o-t-o-c-o-l-s i-n t-h-e n-a-m-e o-f l-o-v-e

gronk's internal monologue

please come on bruins you know you want to do the funniest thing possible

i thought the team deploying adam erne in 2026 would be doing better

amidst all the bad news, i remain endlessly grateful to no longer have to watch the 2025-2026 red wings play hockey

it's only a matter of time before another sport borrows from the nba and holds a smaller season after their normal season to determine a winner

totally on board with geese being a psyop if we're talking about the bird

so cool that tonight's the 10th anniversary of kobe's final game and bam adebayo will face off against the team that drafted bryant. such a beautiful tribute.

i wonder what the record is for cheapest tickets to a two time defending cup champion's final home game of the year

stuck in a loveless marriage until we agree upon our skydiving policy

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