you wanna hear a song called "sex with giants"? it isn't as weird as it sounds. it's just a guy named Pippen asking his peers if they want to have sex with a giant named Michael Jordan. Pippen and his pals are 6 inches tall, Jordan is 6 feet tall ok maybe it's weird www.patreon.com/posts/musica...

NIL = nukes, iran, and lunch

the traitors but everyone is trying to figure out who keeps clogging the castle toilet

so good news/bad news i got renewed for a new season (phew) but apparently it's my final season :(

this one's free for any hockey pod needing a title for tomorrow's show: state of the hughesnion

you know Stan Kasten? The super-rich, super-successful president of the super-rich, super-successful LA Dodgers? Wanna know how he got into sports management? It's gonna piss you off a little. www.patreon.com/posts/stan-k...

IOC should let the hughes family bring home a bronze medal for luke

USA men USA women 🤝 Getting dragged around by the Canadians for 58 minutes and still winning gold

can we borrow hilary knight for overtime please

nhl should let hellebuyck stay in italy for a week. deserves vacation instead of going back to winnipeg

usa already looking like they’re just playing for the overtime point

scared my dog

as a lifelong czechia fan for the last 30 minutes i look forward to my heart breaking

When you’re having a great time at the Olympics and then you have to play against the US women’s hockey team

other title options - how the dewey decimal system led to the miracle on ice - from olympics to oversized crocodiles, what lake placid's really all about - @willbuikema.bsky.social learned about a creep www.patreon.com/posts/dorks-...

did a think youtu.be/z19Bzjqxeb8?...

i want to go on traitors and spend the whole season loudly suspicious of alan cumming

for any folks tuning into hockey for the first time, in real hockey players only unlock kissing if they reach overtime

the 1940 winter olympics were - awarded to Sapporo, Japan in 1936 - rescinded after Japan invaded China - given to the Swiss, but Switzerland believed ski instructors should not be considered professional so the IOC took it back - then awarded in 1939 to Germany! whoops! - cancelled due to world war

ok the opening ceremony is now perfect. they did it. they played the gibberish pop song.

leaked jd vance olympic prep

cmon man you never wear the band’s shirt to their own show

this is awful and a real slap to the face of the greats that came before them like stuart "king chode" hendricks

“thanks,” he whispers meekly at the unknown coworker holding the door open “yeah,” the coworker swallows back in kind

in another time and place, "ice agents" would've been a cool nickname for a bobsled team

I hear it to @nicklutsko.bsky.social singing Dan Bongino

right after my father in law was diagnosed with alzheimer's, the word he most consistently could not remember was alzheimer's

10 years sober which means if you can remember drinking with me then you’re old as dirt

sorry kev you do what now

good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man

new pittsburgh steelers player-coach, aaron rodgers

we've done Shaq beeves. we've done Pat Riley beeves. it's finally time for the battle royale: BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...

every christmas eve my hometown catches a volunteer dressed as the grinch and flays him alive and then there’s a cheese spread

congratulations ted turner! we did not jinx your life by recording this. new patreon exclusive video is live www.patreon.com/posts/long-l...

the hardest thing about having a cat is every now and then they do something that leaves you convinced your house is haunted

man if jeff saturday had had a qb like philip rivers he might still be running things in indy

will never get used to the nhl naming a character “hyman”

the economy has tanked so hard that the only way you can afford christmas presents for your 23 children is to play quarterback for the indianapolis colts

sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world

in 2013, @clararadarmorris.bsky.social set out to write a book. she embedded with the las vegas slots to tell their story of chasing a three-peat. turns out writing a book is hard, life got busy, their story went unpublished... until now www.patreon.com/posts/notes-...

and let’s just check in on the jets

sounds like y’all expected more from the playoff committee but there’s a reason they’re still in college

quentin tarantino's paul dano comments are sports. he's an old coach going on a tv show and talking shit about a player who's really good but he doesn't like for some reason. quentin tarantino is rex ryan. foot stuff and all.

been working hard on a new beef that comes out friday and pretty proud of this one it's taken all my focus but i can finally kick my feet up and catch up on any news i've missed oh god damn it

today i’m going to a thanksgiving gathering where i’ll be the only football fan. i will not ask to put the games on. i appreciate macy’s throwing a parade to celebrate my sacrifice

dang mr kennedy i didn't realize the R stood for romantic