sorry kev you do what now

good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man

new pittsburgh steelers player-coach, aaron rodgers

we've done Shaq beeves. we've done Pat Riley beeves. it's finally time for the battle royale: BEEF HISTORY SHAQ VS. PAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyes...

every christmas eve my hometown catches a volunteer dressed as the grinch and flays him alive and then there’s a cheese spread

congratulations ted turner! we did not jinx your life by recording this. new patreon exclusive video is live www.patreon.com/posts/long-l...

the hardest thing about having a cat is every now and then they do something that leaves you convinced your house is haunted

man if jeff saturday had had a qb like philip rivers he might still be running things in indy

will never get used to the nhl naming a character “hyman”

the economy has tanked so hard that the only way you can afford christmas presents for your 23 children is to play quarterback for the indianapolis colts

sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world

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and let’s just check in on the jets

sounds like y’all expected more from the playoff committee but there’s a reason they’re still in college

quentin tarantino's paul dano comments are sports. he's an old coach going on a tv show and talking shit about a player who's really good but he doesn't like for some reason. quentin tarantino is rex ryan. foot stuff and all.

been working hard on a new beef that comes out friday and pretty proud of this one it's taken all my focus but i can finally kick my feet up and catch up on any news i've missed oh god damn it

today i’m going to a thanksgiving gathering where i’ll be the only football fan. i will not ask to put the games on. i appreciate macy’s throwing a parade to celebrate my sacrifice

dang mr kennedy i didn't realize the R stood for romantic

never change, kenneth walker

leave society, be a monkey

forgot to tell people that darren was coming so although the conviviality was sincere, people couldn't prepare their best self

this is what happens when you have universal healthcare

god this feels like it was four months ago

jd vance already on his way to swoop up lynne cheney

would certainly help the housing crisis

every time i hear ryan say "like a creature or ghost" i laugh

hearing disgusting reports that zohran's mom isn't even named donnie

grinding tape on yesterday's nfl action and it's becoming incredibly clear to me that all the teams tried their best

teeth

hello yes i have put a sheet over the hitler statue in my front lawn can i have job now

you wanna see a dead body?

always appreciate you having me on jon!

god damn it the talking ham got me thinking about teenage sperm counts

launching a line of run of the mill water bottles called the thirstblaster3000 and retiring

starting to get some pretty questionable vibes from this jd vance fella

big get for @Jon on this week s pod it's been a hell of a few days for @ryansimmons.bsky.social filling everyone in on what's next at pennsylvania state university #sportsscoresandmore #wildboysareback

not to over react to 10 minutes of play but pretty sure the detroit red wings are winning the cup

the prestige but it's shohei ohtani being a great hitter and his twin being a great pitcher

stoked to finally announce my brand new platform for video creators - focused on vertical video - get AI inspiration for topics - tap into communities everywhere - only two horses are destroyed per video created - free, accurate captioning beta now open for sign ups!

and here's a BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE: The extended, deleted Fool's Ending of this video. We swear there is actual interesting sports information in the full episode

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bonzibuddy ass mascots

good morning, Seattle :)

had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury

my daddy used to make solid youtube videos and then right before the new youtube season began he quit and that's why i'm here hi yes that was a diet coke and large meal thank you

writing a purple rain/les miserables crossover musical so i can make use of the phrase "master of the blouse"