Watching you all try to recreate the "Irish People Fashion Burns" thread, like watching Alvie Singer try to recreate the lobster fun with a new woman in Annie Hall

Again if you find yourself wondering about things like Judicial review because politicians and some right wing journos say this is the reason we can’t get things done, just remember this is complete bollix and the real reason is lobbyists, lobbyists, lobbyists and politicians who become lobbyists.

Obviously the best way to avoid this is do a character for your kids called "British Dada", who speaks in an extremely screechy cockney accent. They'll never want to put on an English accent after a few months of this.

Just realised the tax deadline has been and gone and I never even got to boast and feel smug about doing my taxes in January. So this is me doing that.

I had a read of the Government's new housing plan and it is absolutely STUNNING. Beautifully written, it draws you in with its flowing prose, and keeps you there with expertly handled character development. 5 stars from me.

Ahead of the game by lagging behind

YES! MORE!

Maybe I'm being overly optimistic expecting a new hat

Always loved this "Will You Be James Bond" sketch by Giles Brody www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs1X...

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and all the Presidents of Ireland while I was on ketamine

Saw an army truck on the way to the park with 2 huge cannons on the back, which I assume they are going to use to shoot the president. Such a shame, she's barely started

Should anyone here present know of any reason that this lady should not be appointed President of Ireland, speak now or forever hold your peace

Look all I'm saying is you should try and find work that requires you to buy these and play these and set up a club for kids to play them too

Here's an essay I wrote and read for The Business at the weekend about Tech CEOs and their silly little outfits www.rte.ie/radio/radio1...

I had a tweet do good numbers before about how it'd be cool if, were the Aras under attack, Micheal D Higgins would snap into life with a lightsaber like Yoda in Attach of the Clones, somersaulting all over the place & whatnot. Some far right heads found the post & said it was "typical of a Bugman"

*me, a freelancer, walking around town looking in at all the businesses* "Yeah, hope you're having fun in there with all your COLLEAGUES!"

Ivan Yates accepting he had done something wrong and underhanded would be the most shocking character turn of the decade, so I'm not sure what the point in having him on to do his usual "I did nothing wrong" bluster is

Democrats trying to negotiate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt8D...

First Monday morning of my new breakfast show, it's cold, people will need cheering up, better start off with a guest everybody absolutely hates for good reason

Watched "How To Frame Roger Rabbit" last night. An outrageously entertaining film, an one that still makes me go "HOW DID THEY DO THAT?!" every 5 mins

I haven't kept up with any aspect of the latest "BBC is biased!" scandal, nor the reasons the reasons the Director General just designed, but I'm fully sure it's all over some stupid shit that doesn't matter in any way

Honestly I am eating these White House renovations up. It's a perfectly formed running gag in a sitcom

To anyone out there who is struggling to master the art of camouflage: I see you.

Complain all you want but this is Progress, Ireland

Had a sneaky peak at my therapist's notebook last session, really regret doing so cause it just said "TWAT". 2 years of sessions and the only word she's written down about me is "TWAT" It could at least say "TWAT IN RECOVERY"

Listen, using AI to create an ad and then having to make a fake behind the scenes video to pretend you made the ad yourself is just good smart efficient business. Way more efficient than just shooting the ad yourself in the first place.

Had a sneaky peak at my therapist's notebook last session, really regret doing so cause it just said "TWAT". 2 years of sessions and the only word she's written down about me is "TWAT" It could at least say "TWAT IN RECOVERY"

Starting to get stupidly excited at the thought of hearing the guitars on this song live www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FQ...

Fianna Fáil terrified of the idea of accountability, even when it's them investigating themselves

Trying to reassure myself I'm a good decent person as a nab another chocolate bar from my children's trick r treat bags

All my values are related to money, so unfortunately I have to show this to my kids and say "See this guy kids? This is a cool guy"

Provided you can get through the "deadly virus that is especially effective on children", and the theme park for euthanising sick kids, this is a great read

Finished watching Andor last night, loved it from start to finish, looking forward to giving Rogue One another watch now, haven't seen it since the cinema

When I'm thinking about things that scared me as a kid, I always forget the alien dressed up as a human woman in Mars Attacks

"You may not know this, but there exists, among certain cohorts of the public, a perception that Ireland’s political establishment and media establishment are too intimately connected. And what on Earth would give them that idea?" Happy Saturday, it's time to read my column.

Fine Gael's "let's have a debate on immigration" dog whistling badly exposed here. The FG fella keeps insisting on a debate, & when Paul says ok, he pivots to asking for "a mature debate on immigration" They can't let the debate actually happen cause it'll expose them as vey wrong & very racist

I always forget to promote these things, but I'll have an essay on RTE Radio 1's The Business about 30 mins ago, should you fancy a listen

A lot of comedians do the "what's a geebag/how to spot a gobshite" type of comedy these days, and they'll never get close to being as funny as James' Gowl Detector

I'm about to start a project about taking gaming seriously as a hobby for young people, with some focus on how often people blame gaming for society's ills. I might just stand and point at this post for the duration of the workshop

Yep, always important to remember that racism as a fundamentally stupid outlook, that falls apart if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. As demonstrated so well in this clip from Review with Forrest MacNeill www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Ty...

Pleased to report my son is asking me to put on Johnny B Goode so he can jump around with a ukulele pretending to be Marty McFly

"Please sir. can I have some less?"

"The far left are just as bad as the far right" is a thing I'd imagine every Government TD believes to be true, and as long as that's the case they'll be unable to take the threat of the far right as seriously as it needs to be taken

Saw the trailer for the Springsteen movie the other day and was aghast at this. That's the best metaphor you could come up with? A hole in the floor?!

Literally the same talking points that have been coming from government this past 2 weeks

I've just realised what this image reminds me of: Patton Oswalt standing perfectly still for an entire scene on King of Queens

People warning about this kinda thing weren't just ignored, they were ridiculed. By the same people who talk about it now with their big serious heads on. Anyway, none of this will stop the likes of Simon Harris getting all racist to distract from how disliked he is.

I think this photo of Trump is going straight into the top 10, next to classics like "Trump drives the truck", "Trump and the Hamburgers", and "Trump stares at the sun"