Teeth are really not suited to the task of being teeth

Less than 4 days ago, this same Minister said that child protection and online safety are more important than Irish citizens' human rights. Now he's saying, "Child Sexual Abuse Material what are you going to do, amrite?"

It is literally the easiest political win in the world right now - no normal, right-thinking person is going to sacrifice anything to defend Musk's CSAM generator. The culture war they have all been longing for is now on their doorstep, and, all of a sudden, "it's complicated ..."

Somehow the Wonder of Life Prevails by Mark Kozelek (cunt) & Jimmy Lavelle (nice man)

I wish journalists would stop treating MHR like some funny, contrarian opposition backbencher from the bogs. He is a minister of state and one of the wealthiest and most unscrupulous self serving TDs in the dail. It's just a hat and an accent!!! Look past it please!!!

This is a Rory's Stories sketch in article form

That's it. That's the show.

What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before. But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.

This was a joy to work on. Getting to do a Xmas special was always on the bucket list. For all its faults, I stupidly love Christmastime so it was such a privilege to make these episodes with @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social at the helm. I hope you or yizzer chizzlers enjoy it. Ho ho ho 🎅🤖🎄🚀

Also delighted they went with my suggested titles of "Season's Deletings" and "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Orbitron 5000"

Delighted to announce the Galaxy Fest Festive Specials are now live! Once again our young cast has done amazing work bringing my big mad ideas to life. Myself & @iandunphy.bsky.social have been working like Xmas elves at...Xmas, & are delighted to share them with you! www.rte.ie/radio/podcas...

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."

Happy Thanksgiving, America

Beautiful new track from Was Man: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILsG...

It's taken about a year but I'm finally listening to EUSEXUA by FKA Twigs. Jesus Christ I've been missing out big time

there was once this picture of Pascal Donohue in his office and he had about 20 funkopops and one of them was Hillary Clinton. It's a collective failure on all of us that we allowed that man run our economy.

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16? Completely rewired my brain. Beautiful inside and out

Why are they WINNING. Why are they playjng so WELL. WHY NOW?? I can't handle this awful hope

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Kennedy always looks like he has held his breath for 4 minutes.

Eventually they'll get to a point where the only thing left is Fair City and they'll outsource that. Sad times

Great headline tbf

I don't even know what John Lewis is or what it sells

So-called "Centrism" does not work.

When the news calls you a “divisive figure” in 2025 that means you did some atrocities

It's no coincidence that the most popular sketch I made by far was one where I tell Simon Harris to fuck off at the end

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

Excellent letter from Wendy Lyon in today's Irish Times.

If a PBP TD said that there were too many foxhunters in Ireland and then there was a arson attack on a hunting lodge that night, you can be damn sure that Simon Harris could join the dots. He really should resign.

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

Once again delighted that the Irish people went with the option that was cool af

Just turned off the radio cos it was all “low turn out” and spoiled votes and Maria Steen because everything is just a game and nothing really matters

Ireland island-wide needs laws against incitement to hate and needs police services that will actually enforce those laws against the perpetrator and the platforms that collaborate. Continued refusal to act against fascist violence is allowing it to build momentum until violence is all you'll get.

I think regularly about the far right lads getting a Garda escort into a library to harass staff. Never been explained. But sure how can that be explained in a way that doesn't suggest the very worst.

In addition to being totally pathetic, he's also completely wrong. EPA polls consistently show that the vast majority, across all ages, incomes , urban or rural, all want the government to take action. So by polarising, he must mean that Micheal o Leary,Amazon, and Tirlan don't want it

RIP Jane Goodall This clip will never NOT make me cry

Anytime someone says 'good luck' I think, 'I don't recall saying good luck'

A genuine dream! Made me a tad emotional when I realised I'd get to do it 🥲

I've been commissioned to make a Xmas special of one of my kids radio shows, so that means our boy on sound, @iandunphy.bsky.social, will get to live out the dream of putting sleigh-bells under the theme song

Heard Graham Linehan is in court today because of this tweet where he calls Ron Weasley "Ralph".

Perhaps, one day, schoolkids will study this squalid little chapter in British terror-panic history. When they do, I hope these two headlines from today are printed side by side, with clear annotation of which individual faced more outrage and condemnation.

no one wants to be Welcomed to Adobe Acrobat Reader just open the fucking pdf and get out of my face

I did not foresee Sally Rooney becoming the Bobby Sands of the Irish/Palestinian aid movement but here we are.

a horse race? you mean a clompetition?

Three days to go

I don't see what all the sisyphus is about