"Honey, where's my salmonella fork?"

If there were a rapture for real, all the child raping wealthy elite would wonder where all the tankies have gone.

"Islamic terrorism" never existed. It was a campaign of public disinformation and a funded operation by Israel, to distract you from their very real threat to human existence.

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"Melania" is going to be the "Rocky Horror" for Gen Z.

What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a “study” to figure it out.

Ferbruary #oldknees

I want to marry a woman named Persephone Wedgewood

Troublemaker is my middle name.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

You look like you spawned out of water collecting in an old tire. Nobody wants to hear about your opinion on healthy gene pools

She’s sure no Evita Peron, is she?

Has Congress brought forth articles of impeachment for Trump yet? Is there even a discussion? What’s their cut in Trumps grift?

i had to go ask the waitress to change the music in this cute little breakfast diner because they were playing a horrible song about smacking hos. my sons are not allowed to hear about smacking hos. nobody should hear about that

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

What do you mean?

Yes, it would have been so easy, he would have just found a trafficker who specialized in servicing the rich and famous and ask him to schedule—oh

Go team

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The Epstein story is still absurd and bad and indicative of a lot of things wrong even if you were to remove every single accusation or evidence thereof of child abuse. The fact that he came out of nowhere and seemingly every elite on the planet was connected to him is bad.

DEMOCRATS: We can reform the death squads.

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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

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Would you look at all that sand!? 🤪🧪⚒️

At this point it is easier to imagine a physical end of the universe than a physical end of the Epstein files

The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.

Warnock on the arrest of Don Lemon: It’s chilling, and I think that is the intent. They intend to send chills down the backs of journalists. The authoritarian march is happening in real time, and it’s way past the time to wake up.

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

Elon Musk: “can I come to your sex island? When is the best party night? Is it Wednesday or Thursday? Epstein: “See urrr sooon. Will sed hlecpter. “

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

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Less than three months since the last shutdown ended, the air travel sector faces yet another funding lapse and the strong potential for flight disruptions.

The people telling you op sec doesn’t matter, group infiltration doesn’t matter don’t have the same goals as you

I heard melania is worse than having a Vogon read poetry!

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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

UK Ch 4: “We are heading into dictatorship if we are not already in dictatorship here in the United States.” America is in “much deeper trouble” than European leaders understand, and Europe should not expect the world to return to the old order after Donald Trump’s presidency, Robert Kagan says.

A newly unclassified 2016 FBI complaint alleges a 13-year-old girl was lured across state lines with promises of a modeling career, flown to New York, and coerced into sex acts with Trump at Epstein-hosted parties.

Really jetlagged, so I have the Homepod serving an endless playlist of The Cocteau Twins.

This place is to K-Hive and Blue Maga, what Twitter is to Nazis. Musk has an algorithm, BlueSky has snitch moderation and bogus reporting. BlueSky engages in regular purging of accounts from Palestine.