Uncle Leo curse so goood 🤣🤣

I do miss home a lot. Especially with my grandma now being in the hospital for Christmas. She’s fine. Just struggling with her memory and she doesn’t have an adequate caregiver right now. I do often think about becoming her caregiver but that’s a story for another day.

When the clears ask about why they don’t get a history month every response should include a fun fact like this 🙃

when i see a baddie on the skyline, i can’t help but want to thirst after them like a 40+ year old uncle who angles his selfies from below while being way too close to the camera

Being nice, saying nice things, being supportive and encouraging is free as fuck.

I miss Miami so much.

🎅🏾🤶🏾

I wanted some eggnog tonight but my stomach has been killing me all day so none until tomorrow 😩

Going through my closet… I have so many outfits.. I need to stop wearing the same three outfits outside 😭😅

Booked a Waffle House date for me and the girls this weekend 🥰

And yes Spotify people, I still have my playlists: open.spotify.com/playlist/1Cv...

Have yourself a Blessed and Happy Christmas!

Consistent attention from someone you like >>>

Please don’t spread AI pictures yall. We really need to not have people believe in fake images.

Mom: Does CashApp have his own money? Me: Who? Mom: What’s Rihanna’s boyfriend’s name? Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

I just want to meet someone and they not think I’m weird and we fall in love.

Vaginal secretions under a microscope. (Fern test)

Time for eggnog, blender, and rum with a lil whipped cream on top. 🧑🏾‍🎄

Just got home from Christmas Eve Worship service. Very much needed that.

The monks walking for peace are supposedly coming to my area in February. Best believe I’ll be making my way to them with snacks water or just support.

I want a pet ferret.

idk why it’s so hard to believe that famous dark skinned women date outside their race when the majority of early black social media humor was at their expense

This day 57 years ago. Earthrise. A remarkable view of Earth hoving into view as the Apollo 8 command module flew over the lunar surface. That's us. That's home.

Show me how your 2025 went

You can call me the Scrooge but unfortunately I know what happens to people when they continue to be delusional. After a while reality sets in.

I am not in the holiday spirit at all.

Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.

A deeply secure thing to say.

With the latest attacks, Gaza officials say Israel has violated the U.S.-brokered October 10 ceasefire at least 875 times.

A reminder that President Obama spent Christmas Eve as President with children at hospitals. The orange felon will spend the holidays with corrupt billionaires and immoral loyalists friends at his crime hub Mar-a-Lago at taxpayer expense. There’s a huge difference.

The Stark County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's help in finding a 15-year-old girl who went missing Tuesday afternoon.

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's. Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1. Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

Just woke up from a nap

The married niggas on here are whores. We can all fuck em.

"ICE officials are also investigating the couple for other crimes. They were found with a substantial amount of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. 'What are those luxury goods doing in their possession?' asked the ICE spokesman, taking a moment to adjust his mask."

"At 66, Jamaican-born icon Deta Hedman, widely known as the "Caribbean Queen," became the 2025 WDF Women's World Darts Champion. It is the title she has spent nearly half a century working toward."

I've never been an outside new years type of person. I'm always inside with ppl I love, liquor, weed, drugs (if I can source them safely), and good vibes. It gets dangerous outside and the prices be sky high.

Does anyone else bristle at this framing? WSJ says blue books are “torturing” students with hand cramps, and “nobody likes them.” Listen, students have been outsourcing everything to AI and cheating their way through college. Blue books should be celebrated as a return to authentic human learning.

Is it time to roll up again?

One big Holocaust education issue in the US is that people don't know the difference between a concentration camp and an extermination camp (though the two were often linked), so they assume that people referring to a "concentration camp" are being unfairly hyperbolic in a case like this.

concentration camps.

Back in bed after playing the game 🤗

Last night, Israeli police raided Christmas celebrations in Haifa, beating attendees, including people dressed as Santa Claus, and arresting several Palestinian Christians. Christians, tell me how much you and Zionists have in common? I’ll wait ….

Ngl Willow dominated the swag era with the song Whip My Hair.

Ban the R word for your vocabulary. Living with a difference does not make you less of a Human Being. Let’s all embrace Diversity and Inclusion and build a society in which everyone feels valued and welcomed. 💙

Merry Christmas Eve 🎄🥰🧑🏾‍🎄

I absolutely judge people when they say they haven’t read a book since school.

Joseph when Mary told him she was pregnant:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!