How many ones you got?! 🤑

WAITAMINUTEMUTHAFUCKA! 🤣💸🍑

Dodger blue and wacced our murals are the best songs on GNX

Proof that he’s a biter. LMAO ☝🏾🫦

Rack City, BITCH! @bret-heartbreak.bsky.social 😆🤑💸💰

SPITINDAT SHIT or whatever Caresha said. 😆💥

Wash your produce properly. I heard that’s how people are getting that diarrhea bug.

‘ZACKLEY! ☝🏾🤤

You can’t stop this pimping when I’m in Memphis! 😈🙂‍↕️🫠

YKWTFGO! 🔥🔥🔥

This 4th of July, I’m celebrating getting some head. Lmaoooooooo 🧨🎇💥

Being liked is the least of my concerns… I don’t even like y’all

Happy Caesar Salad Day!! About to make some from scratch!

Celebrating black n indigenous people only today

always with a covered face like the little bitch boys they and their ancestors have always been.

happy barbecue day niggas! fuck this country

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I just wanna get high with my lover! 🎶☺️♠️🎮 @bret-heartbreak.bsky.social

#DickAtNight 🥧🍦

OH! ☝🏾🫠💕

It feels so good to not have nobody’s son playing in your face! And he’s fine as the fuck! Yeah!

This is the best night of my life! I’m gonna tell our grandkids about tonight! 🥹💕

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When your girl went to Culinary Arts School! 🤤

I don’t believe in the internet. I probably need to be the fuck off here. LMFAO

And that is EXACTLY the type of funny shit I want to be reminded of while I’m scrolling. Whew shit! He’s funny af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I came to bed in my bathrobe and this man gonna tell me to take off my coat. 😭😭😭💀

Relatable content.

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I have terrible short term memory due to trauma and I just realized that I post about my boyfriend a lot for the same reason I share my chore list and reminders; Cuz I forget so much and I constantly forget what I’ve posted but I am always reminded when I scroll back or put in keywords. ☝🏾☺️🎗️

BITCH!

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Since I’ve been with my boyfriend, my stress/flare up’s had been related to work. It’s amazing what a difference the right man and the right job will do for your health and wellbeing. I am exactly where I’m supposed to be! On all fronts. A HUM DO A LOT! 🌬️🤲🏾✨

So, I am having a whole different experience with a different man. And I think that’s dope!

He used to make my medical condition about him and the truth is, it probably was. Stressed to the point of malfunctioning and you want to make it about your feelings?! Nigga please!

I also think it’s a nervous system thing. Because the more flare ups I have, I can’t stand to be touched. Showering hurts, clothing material hurts, laying in bed hurts, getting out of bed hurts. Everything hurts so no, I don’t want you to touch me, it hurts!!! My ex swore I didn’t like him. 🙄

I love how warm his skin is in contrast to my own. I have textile sensitivities so the touch sensation is heightened. It really be feeling like magic when he touches me and I’m not talking about sex. But also… ☝🏾🫠

Oh! It was brought to my attention that men can be dating exclusively, i.e., have a girlfriend and also be a bachelor. He’s getting the benefits of the relationship while not making room or considerations. Not my man though. Y’all be safe! 😭😭😭

Ok! I climbed mount bedrest. We’ll see how soon sleep arrives.

Good sex just makes you want to have more sex.

Always!

The North remembers. 🤣🤣🤣

lol! Last 4th of July, I surprised my boyfriend with a matching fit on FaceTime. I saw what he had on and I matched him. LMAO He leaned into the camera and and said, “THIS THE LAST 4th OF JULY YOU WILL SPEND ALONE”! I was cracking up. He meant that shit! 🤣💕

I’m lying. I do need to cream my skin and put this last load of laundry in the dryer before I lie down. And brush my teeth. Imma skip my retainer cuz I don’t want my grillz to be too tight.

LMFAO

Alright, my hair is washed, my brows are cleaned up, I trimmed my nose hairs, skinned the cat and shaved my underarms and legs. Gotta blast! ☝🏾🫠🚀💥🔋🔌🛥️