ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY GIRL [TO VOTE]! 👏🏾😝 👇🏾⬇️🗳️💕

If I cannot share the truth about you to my best friend then I know I don’t belong with you. 🤣🤣🤣

Every time I see a homeless person, I just think about how if I was a billionaire, homelessness wouldn't be a thing in my city.

Guillermo del Toro refused to use VFX for the ship in 'Frankenstein' so they built one from scratch ⚓️ "The ship is a character ... I didn't want the audience to go, 'Oh, this is all digital' ... once you introduce that, it's like a license for people not to believe things"

Waymos are I.C.E. surveillance vehicles. Treat them accordingly.

BITCH! 😭😭😭

Happy 36th birthday to the iconic SZA.

Waymo is I.C.E

There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were: Black Baptist Churches A Mosque A small Appalachian church

I know the law has always been there but going thru with it is crazy 😭

Reported and blocked!!!

Disgusting!!!

Football booties! And the thighs to match!

Random white lady—hello. I am the nation’s foremost expert in Project 2025. Happy to meet anyone who knows more about this document than I. I do more work in the first hour of my day than you will do until you finally give up.

I drove through the Grand Canyon with my dog twice. Never again. Ran away from CLT to BOS when I was 12. I’ve always stood firm in doing the things I want to do and never doing things I don’t want to do. Lol

I am so single! People don’t think I’m single. They think I have suitors. I have been on 3 dates in 2.5 years! 2 1/2 YEARS! What should I be doing differently?

Not the faux fur. Bye Kermie. 🤣🤣🤣

Free Walk-up grocery market at Chicago Chicken & Waffles,3933 S. King Drive (in the adjacent parking lot) happening right now. Bring your own bags.

In case you’re wondering how bad things are, we are getting calls from food pantries on military bases asking if we have any food we can share because they’re hungry.

Ohhh!!! Finna sell it.

I made spaghetti last night and it was so good I’m finna eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 🤣

I’m finna bag up all that man’s hoodies and sweats and if he wants them, he’ll come get them. 🤣

Keep your eyes on your own paper and you would never know what the next person did or didn’t do. That’s how self-focused works.

The reason why ppl think I think I’m better than them is because when presented with the same options, when I don’t see them as options for me, I simply will choose nothing. They will choose from what is presented and since I don’t, BOOM! They feel judged and now I think I’m better than errbody. 🙄

Saturday morning sunshine: Detroit has 1,400 urban gardens, growing food for communities ... and peppers for hot sauce! Fun story on the rise of 🌱agrihoods🌱 from @bibathediva.bsky.social.

Sometimes, in the middle of talking, I realize I’m tired of talking. 🤣

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ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY GIRL [TO VOTE]! 👏🏾😝 👇🏾⬇️🗳️💕

MEWD cuz my birthday is in 2 weeks!

Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me. It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op. No warrant—just pure cooperation. Stay woke, y’all. Waymo is I.C.E.

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CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4! 😭😭😭

SQUARE THE FUCK UP!!! 😆

Always choose your own friends. lol!!! Aint no friends & family discount over here, either. If I don’t fool with you, I simply don’t.

I haven’t named my pistols but that folding keltec is definitely a Kelly. For sure. 🔥🔥🔥

I just started giggling thinking bout y’all trying to tell me that man was a stalker. LMFAO ALL he did was have some sense and pay attention to context clues. Y’all are slow sometimes. 🤣🤣🤣

My bedroom door is locked and I got one in the chamber. 😴🛌

And locked. 🤣

The most!!! ☺️🌺

Waiting for airline CEOs, who abused their power to end COVID travel precautions, to wield that same power to end the government shutdown…

Being on SNAP benefits for 17 years, I've NEVER been told I wouldn't be paid my benefits. NEVER. What is going on is BEYOND cruel. The ppl w/disabilities, ppl w/chronic illnesses & cancer, seniors already isolated, the 16M hh's w/children. WE REFUSE TO BE A NUMBER. WE ARE PEOPLE. WE DESERVE DIGNITY.

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Getting tossed up like Raggedy Anne is so much fun. Lmao

He don’t even be putting that dick on the phone. That’s how you know it’s serious. 🤣🤣🤣

Straight like that. 🤣🤣🤣

True Beauty of Autumn in Millennium Park 😍❤️💫 Downtown Chicago.

Keep going.

I asked for one thing, a tea party. And I’m tryna be good and not demand to know everything. 🤣