Jackie and Simone are actually the villains we pretend Quad and Heavenly are. 😳 #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine

It's become clear to me I'm on a totally different part of the Internet than my momma and her friends. They be like "you haven't seen [whatever viral trend]? It's everywhere!" Me:

Your secret is safe with me because I zoned out as soon as you opened your mouth

Calling that beauty queen obese at the bowling alley. "And Buffie, you can relate. You're infertile." And now asking this lady is her thyroid enlarged. Smh this is who Jackie is. Nasty. #Married2Med

Whew that was a good ass first episode #Married2Med

What an episode! #Married2Med

I really love Dr. Mimi. No notes #Married2Med

My jaw was on the floor

"Girl, bye. Ain't nobody even voting her (Heavenly) into the PTA." LMFAOOOOO, TOYA GTF! #Married2Med

Quad looks so fucking good. #Married2Med

WE ARE SO BACK #Married2Med

Wendy is hilarious for this detective scene #rhop

Fuck whatever's going on on the show right now, I'm watching this on a loop

K's brother is finer den a mug #rhop

What the hell is that on Gizzy's head #rhop

I'm living for Tia #rhop

My hair is so amazingly soft. I can't stop touching it. The products I use (Olaplex for shampoo/conditioner and Mielle for styling) are really working and wash day is not as daunting as it used to be

I love that Monique is back #rhop

I feel seen

They're playing in our faces.

IKTR, Klay!

Everything isn’t SUPPOSED to work out. We gotta stop being mad at life about divine redirection. (This is also something I’m telling myself)

I look forward to seeing the fear in my mothers Pastors eyes when he sees me in church today. Oh yeah. The unmarried childfree cold hearted hussy is back. Do your lil sermon & DONT GET CURSED OUT AGAIN playa. ❤️

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Lots to get done today but first, coffee

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago

Women: watch how your whole world shifts when you stop performing and over-giving for love and start falling in love with your own energy and nurturing yourself. You’re no longer over-giving, you’re receiving.

If an angel who looked like that era of Denzel approached me? I’m on that heavenly pole in act 1.

We fight but we don't put our hands on each other (anymore) Shared a room my whole childhood until she left for college (2 years older)

Terrible decision

Get me out of here!!

Me, at least a dozen times daily:

Real tired of not getting the same consideration I give to others.

Running dangerously low on edibles so I'ma have to raw dog this fune today. Hate that for me

Met a Jamaican man last night that sounded just like Peter Thomas. Made my coochie jump

yes. they support ice and ai usage.

I might not be everyone’s type..but ugly???

Do YOUUUUU KNOWWWWWWWWW THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

Porsha is doing it for the plot, she don’t look invested in either photo she’s had a lavender marriage, a scammer marriage why not add a rainbow one.

*slams laptop shut until Monday*

Hanging out with friends from outta town later and as the only one out the group from here, it shames me that I have no idea what kid friendly activities to recommend for their 5 year old daughter 😭

Idc about whether a married or single person posts The Disheveled Doll™; it only aggravates me when someone is posting it repeatedly. Now you up outta here fucky mc fuckerson 😒

30% off ain’t a deal anyway

Handle me with care and consideration or don’t handle me at all, beloved.

I don't care for turkey or ham so my Auntie makes beef short ribs just for me. Nigs be hating because I'm clearly the fave 😊