Take a moment, have a cup of tea. Life will keep going.

Oh... Unhand me Jesus so I can find out who she talking about

Shout-outs to our parents for raising us with love, vibes and psychologically drop-kicks. It's our job to not forward the drop-kicks to the younger generations like it is a chain email from 2005.

Send this to that 1 MF who worships celebrities

The secret money trick is "just have access to a lot more money than most people".

[Trying to sleep] My Brain: Call J. G. Wentworth 877 Cash Now

Story of my life. Aint nobody got time to remember none of tnat

The way my attention span is set up I won’t remember any key details in an order that makes sense. The FBI wouldn’t be able to waterboard it out of me. I’ll have the whole story intertwined with my last take out order, my grocery list, and the lyrics to Bourbon.

Your secret is safe with me because I zoned out as soon as you opened your mouth

to protest against capitalism, i will no longer capitalize any letters... happy thanksgiving!!!!

Stand firm today. Courage is your first victory.

I hope this day find you unbroken, unbowed and moving forward.

Cast aside the shackles of prejudice and leave all narrow-mindedness behind, for here we meet as men and women of reason and conscience

I haven't done anything all day. And by that, I mean I have only 133 steps all day. Foe the firet time all year, I have done Jack Shit. And it feels fantastic.

All Southerners hate government officials on their property.

Rise with hope, work with purpose, and know that brighter days are built those who refuse to yield.

Good morning. May this day find you standing tall in spirit and steady in purpose.

"In this house, you can say "Shut up!". You can say, "Fuck." But what you will not say is "Shut The Fuck Up or you will be damned to the pit of fire!" -Guy next door who is a Pastor

I was having a conversation with Chat GPT about an El DeBarge song and it reminded that it was on the Last Dragon soundtrack. I then brought up that Vanity was my first crush in that movie and this is how it responded

You have your heart on a sleeve but that sleeve is wrapped in full plate armor.

Overthinking is my kryptonite.

Boss: "... That's why every employee will be taking a 2% pay cut. I am sure you understand." Me:

I went to prompt care for a lingering spider bite. Good news, it’s not infected. Bad news, I have no signs of super human strength.

I will never shut my laptop down the same again.

Everyone knows the man can sing and is a great dancer, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have some issues that he needs counseling for..

"For once, I want you to stop talking negatively about yourself and think positive."

Today is a good day to have a good day

Just because I don't require much doesn't mean I deserve the bare minimum.

Magneto from COTA would be a beast.

The Shredder took kids off of the street. He trained them, taught them discipline, taught them to focus, gave them a purpose, gave them a home, and gave them a family...The Foot Clan. Except for the Foot Clan, Bruce Wayne did the same thing. Sounds like the Shredder is indeed a good guy.

This is the look I have seeing my friend smoking, knowing that he and I signed the "Just Say No" Pledge when we were in the 5th grade.

Not in this economy...

We may not always see eye to eye, but if we can just communicate honestly, perhaps we can find some common ground.

If you think about it, the idea of the tooth fairy teaches you to sell body parts for money.

Watching Crutch and Tracy Morgan has me dying

One act of kindness could literally change a person's life.

My favorite is when DHS and Border Patrol point fingers at each other like the Spider-Man meme in the email exchanges

Even if all you did was go to the bathroom... I am proud of you.

Every setback is a setup for a comeback.

The greatest victories are won without violence

Holding your phone like it is a pop tart doesn't mean you are driving hands-free.

I have always been a Trekkie. But there is something about Star Trek: Strange New Worlds that makes me want to wear my Star Trek Uniform every day.

Say it louder for the people who was talking in the back.

When poor people need help, it's personal responsibility. When billionaires need help, it's economic recovery.

There are people out here who do not know that the SNAP program are food stamps.

40%-60% of people who are homeless have jobs. They want you to think they are all lazy and refuse to work.

I'm starting to wonder if folks realize revolution means somebody gotta die. A lotta somebodies.

If you feel like you haven't celebrated Halloween enough, then by all means, keep doing you. And for the rest of y'all who want to judge them...

I'm just going to sit this here.