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New June!

I got homework to do then I can enjoy my break!

This mf FOLDED by Kehlani is song of the year and I don’t even want nobody behind me to come pick up no clothes.

One sweaty, inverted, and very hot predicament for @shiksababy.bsky.social

“Veiny chocolate bar pressing against her esophagus” hours

Dame Dash network is actually decent.

Nigga really killed that girl on some hoe shit. Talkin bout she reached for the gun when you was puttin it in the backseat and it went off. They gon throw piss on you in prison!

Y’all I apologize. I was trippin earlier.

Trump attempting to make marijuana a schedule III drug might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back

If there was ever a smack in the face from GOD to pay attention….

FUCK! Micah tore his ACL!

NFL fantasy live put way too much attention on the Jets not having one interception this season so Trevor Lawrence to throw an INT is a pick lock for today!

I hope everyone here finds that person that is unconditionally amazed by your presence in their life. I also hope everyone here recognizes that person’s efforts and values their presence also.

Last night we found a random block party at 2am after the bar closed and it was jumping 😂 I love my people!

For the people who asked, I do regret to inform you this wishlist is on Amazon. I hate it here too, but it’s the most frictionless option for my peeps who asked. No presh or expectations. Logistics beat my ethics JUST this one time 😩😅

If you got a partner that still jump through hoops for you I advise you move the hoops because they gonna get tired of jumping soon enough. People aren’t pets.

I need to eat sumn.

This message in a bottle ain’t gon open itself.

Winning $1 million from a $3.86 TD parlay >>>>>>>>>

RIP FREZJA BAKER 🙏🏾 Nuna you gon burn G

Philip Rivers being called on to play football is CRAZY fr 😂😂😂

Watch me move to Texas

Follow me on twitch ——-> holymackgaming

Wale is a greater artist than Cole.

I have to literally welcome your touch. If I’m not welcoming it, I’m not prepared for it and it sends a shockwave through my entire system. I’m not being friends with anyone that wants to be able to touch me whenever they want to. What the fuck is wrong with MFs?

folks just be useless and in your face😒

My stomach is disagreeing with my existence right now.

All the looks fire! Do yall see them legs?!?!

😂😂 fantasies! I just need Caleb to compete just a lil bit

They are definitely my preference 😌 55 and up

😂😂 see yall again in 2 weeks for the double up

That’s facts! When you become a real safe space for one they allow you to push past that fatigue and experience that right there! Especially them grandmas.

Why tf would I pick Jerry JEUDY for an ATD pick?

3 assignments due by midnight and one is researching a whole different degree. These folks trippin

And there are some old ass fools

stay hard on these hoes

I really can’t date anyone born after 1985 and it might need to be after 1980. Because the dating delusions are ridiculous!

You have to let poor people stay poor. If their mind isn’t receptive to the grand ideas of yours, they’re at their ceiling and you better create space or soon it’ll be your ceiling.

Good morning world 🌍

This been a crazy year for music

They made crack seem so easy to cook. I passed Chemistry with flying colors and I STILL fucked up the krabby patty formula.

The lord watch over babies and fools.

Don’t ever fuck around and get shot

Oh shit comedy OG Shang just followed me on this mf!

My homegirl from the hood graduated and went off and became a scientist! A weed scientist at that!

Ain’t no one on one nigga, he swang, I hit ya!

Bwok bwok on a stalk stalk for a bootleg

A win is a win 🤭

Where is bamp?