Ugh, I need 10

This thanksgiving dinner will be perfect. Because I’m going nowhere, seeing no one, and cooking nothing 😌

I want another plant 😭😭

I want to go to the ocean, maybe just to look at it and flirt with it a bit 🙃

The rage I feel when being told what to do can only be outweighed by someone I care about telling me what to do. And then I still have to make a smartass comment about it before accepting it. It’s all about balance.

Use your sourdough starter to make muffins with apples in them. Coat the apples slices with cinnamon, salt, brown sugar, and oat flour. You can thank me later

I do need some heartworming motivation today

They went for a look but don’t touch kind of situation

Are you ready to talk about how a lot of ya'll in the LGBTQ+ romance space don't read diversely. Ya'll you are reading sapphic or achillean romance but the covers in your Kindle library are white as snow.

NEW CHAPTER! Read my sweet and cozy Thanksgiving side story 'Going to Market' - Temporary Spouse ao3: tinyurl.com/28kpllt7 wattpad: tinyurl.com/268n4fdu website: tinyurl.com/25h5lsym

I’ve been writing chapter 9 for a month now 😭. Just 20 chapters more to go.

Shameless self-plug time! When you pre-order my upcoming ADHD book from @PESIinc and use promo code AMYM25, you can get 25% off! www.pesi.com/item/a-neuro...

I'm thrilled to share that my book won the Indie Author Project Annual Contest in the General/Contemporary Fiction category and received a $2500 prize!!! #debutauthor #shortstorycollection #librariesrock

Annual reminder that I don’t think anyone works harder than @runwithskizzers.bsky.social

Connect the dots

Tomorrow!!!

When I own a bookstore, I’m going to have a section called “strange books I need other people to read and tell me about.” It’s going to be awesome 😎

Yikes 😬, I underestimated it. I read about 253 books so far this year, so it’s about $4,050 that I saved by using my library. So go support your library! app.thestorygraph.com/profile/jona...

Take out Kirby, eliminate the competition

The cover art is finished for my new book and I LOVE IT! This safari tour of the life in soil and what is means to us, is now available for pre-order as ebook, soft and hardcover in the UK and Commonwealth. Published in August next year (US date soon), I hope it'll entice everyone to love soil! 🧪🪱

Thank you so much 🙏

How cool is it that anyone reads poetry these days, but especially HOW COOL that the local folks are reading mine?!? 💜

Remember that if you bury a [REDACTED] here that 3ft deep is where biodiversity excels in breaking down [REDACTED]

If you’re trans and you need a getaway driver, I know a person.

If every book I read this year costs $15.99 each… I would have spent over $3,000 on books alone. Instead, I borrowed them from my library. Go support and help your local library

TRENCH COAT SAMURAI Chapter Two is now available to all Patrons. Give it a read! It’s good! www.patreon.com/posts/143312...

🤣😅 the internet is a wonderful place

I love flowers so much

Amen 🙏🏾

All day, everyday

UPDATE: $7959 to go to complete‼️ Today's a better day than Tuesday when I got stranded at an appointment but I'm still in an EXTREMELY precarious situation and every nickel keeps me on the path.

I wrote BDSM rom coms set in Los Angeles. You should read them! They connect to THE LAST DROP if that interests you. 🤷🏾‍♀️ 🌴 ebooks: amzn.to/4jTL2ca 🌴 signed print omni bus: www.therippedbodice.... #booksky #romancesky #romancelandia

“I want to tell you about your car insurance…”

An author used the word snow bunny in reference to someone who loved the snow and I laughed so hard I cried.

I disagree, I need something to laugh at when I read a new study.

I need a man to start his fitness journey and progressively wear shorter shorts. I’m talking let the change be minuscule over the next three years. And then when he walks in with booty shorts, the rest of his friends also have shorter shorts.

Even if I prefer the cold, I spend most of the day trying to be warm enough, but not too warm

In trigger warnings we trust

It was so foggy last night that I couldn’t see the lights in the hills. So the beautiful beginning of a horror novel.

Big news: I’m writing a book!! I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals. Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!

I'll be doing an online workshop on character creation and development for Blue Stoop on December 7th! Interested? Register and pay here: www.bluestoop.org/classes/p/nk...

Stop what you’re doing and go add “you don’t know my name” by Alicia keys to your stalker playlist

I think a burger and fries would cure my headache.

Jake Gyllenhaal is a rather good actor

Dear authors, I really want to finish your series, but my library normally doesn’t have them. Currently working on sending a few emails to see if they can get it. But I’m definitely sad about not being able to read them. Sincerely, A reader with issues

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Yay 😁 everything hurts 😭. Yay chronic illness. I love it so much 🙃

I’ve been feeling really good about myself lately. It’s highly suspicious 🤨

If you are able to look at this and still not see the Gestapo. You have not only failed at the Christian you say you are. You have failed at being a human. You are the person who turned away when children were being murdered in gas chambers. It didn’t start in gas chambers.

It’s been…. You should have children. Wait, no more children. Fuck, have more children. Okay that’s too many children. Holy shit, we need more children.