Maybe my best thrift store find ever? 99 cents for a treasure trove of GameCube games? Pfff! You don't have to twist my arm.

Better watch out, this kitty has claws!

It's too late now I think but Tucker and Dale Vs Evil should've gotten a sequel where Dale goes to college and Tucker enrolls as well to support his best friend, but Chad's fraternity doesn't trust them, so murders begin popping up on campus in an attempt to frame the freshmen.

Great start to this Adventure Time sleeve!

It was hard but I finally quit drinking beer. The bloating, the extra calories, it just wasn't conducive with my weight loss goals. So now I'm drinking straight tequila.

Here we witness Trump syphoning Jeffrey Epstein's PDF-file quickening to become a stronger and immortal PDF-file. There can be only one and under.

At 41 I'm taking on the role of bottom in the bedroom, but only because my back hurts.

It's nuclear wars eve, make sure you leave out iodine pills and radaway for Vault Boy.

The world is on the brink of nuclear war tonight so you better tell me if you have a crush on me.

He won't be impeached and his cabinet won't remove him because he's surrounded by evangelical right wing Christian nut jobs trying to force rapture to happen so they can go live forever with their favorite fictional character from a book they claim to live by except they don't.

I can't believe I got banned from the library for being trans! All I did was go to sign up for a library card and when dude asked to see a piece of male I whipped it out! Is this joke low hanging fruit? I mean, I imagine that's what the librarian would've said.

Got a pretty good start on this Big Trouble in Little China leg sleeve!

We worked things out so my ex and I are getting back together. I apologize for all of the "my ex" jokes.

Showing that picture of Kristi Noem's husband in drag to the surgeon doing my boob job as reference for what I don't want.

Kristi Noem came home early and found her husband crossdressing and was like "OMG I almost shot you. I thought you were a puppy girl!"

Spent four hours doing a custom drawing for a tattoo that should've only taken ten minutes because the client kept making changes, then once we get the stencil on goes "I trust you, just do whatever you want". So I locked up the shop with the client inside and went to the bar.

I'm feeling sad, someone should buy me boobs.

I use to date this girl who was into extreme body mods, I had to jump through so many hoops just to eat her out.

Being trans and going through a breakup is the one time in your life where you have trouble distinguishing your friends from the transphobes because both are in your inbox like "Hang in there!"

A breakup will have you doing a lot of reflecting on yourself. I've come to realize that no one wants to date a nerd. Not even a 1/4 of the way done packing and so far it's all toys and games. I literally said "You don't like me anymore? Fine! I'm taking my toys and going home!"

Earlier today Trump said he likes to hangout with losers because it makes him feel better. I guess that explains why he keeps Riley Gains around.

My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because she needs a man. I punched a wall when she told me but that still wasn't enough.

"My son, genetic experiment hh88, is so based he walked into a tattoo shop and asked for facial masculinization surgery. When told they don't offer that particular body mod, he began smashing in his own face with a hammer until it was hamburger"

This hypocritical bitch doxed and got folks fired for even joking about Charlie Kirk transitioning into a public water fountain. Magats are gonna have a brain aneurysm seeing the festivities and celebrations when a certain bullfrog throated rapist takes his final croak.

I for one am glad that ICE is taking over the airports. I look forward to pre takeoff when the pilot announces the plane is being de-iced and looking out the window to see fascists getting blasted with high pressure hoses.

I heard a rumor that there's this rare episode of Teletubbies where if you watch it you get a phone call telling you that you'll die in seven days.

There really is no hope for the rest of us if even Chuck Norris couldn't survive a second Trump term.

Too soon?

Friends don't let friends buy cheap tattoo kits on Amazon and use them as flesh and blood Doodle Bears.

Can I offer you a poisoned apple in these difficult times?

It's only Sunday and I'm already fixing other shop's Friday the 13th "deals".

I don't know why assholes are always shouting "Autogynephile!" at me. Like, no shit, I'm a millennial. Obviously my parents never taught me how to drive a manualgynephile.

I know Star Wars is technically set in the past but I can't help but feel that George Lucas predicted the future by showing us a stupid trade war and a big fat slimy orange worm that forces itself onto women.

"Under a new rule, the State Department will be able to revoke trans people's visas over "misrepresentation." It'll give ICE grounds to suspect all trans people of being in the US illegally."

After today's news, Ice being allowed to target anyone they suspect is trans, I reached out to friends about hiding me in their closet when things escalate. I said I'd keep a journal where I write down all of my jokes they can publish when I'm gone. It'll be called The Diary of Anne Frank-N-Furter.

Dude, I just wanna post my jokes and make art. Is it too much to ask to just be left the hell alone?

These MAGA goths gotta stop feeding on boomers because I swear there's too much lead in their blood.

Driving home from work and saw a white Telsa with a license plate that said "BTRYPWR". Seeing how it's an electric car that could read as "Battery Power". Seeing how Tesla is owned by a Nazi white supremacist that thinks he's god, it could also read "Better Why(t) Power"

A lot of people think I only do color horror tattoos but this black and grey Cinderella sleeve proves that's not entirely true.

Checkout this Alice in Wonderland sleeve I recently wrapped up on, and while you're here, consider voting for Sacred Soul Tattoo for Best of Mile High. We made it to the top 3 last year, and with your help, we can do it again!

I don't usually post in-progress pieces but we got about two thirds of the way there on this Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors piece!

I hate to admit it but the US prison system actually rehabilitated someone, because due to inflation, by the time Jared Fogul gets out of prison, the five dollar foot long will be eighteen.

Joe Rogan calling trans people perverts is hilarious coming from the guy that looks like he gets lubed up and crawls inside other dude's urethras.

People are saying retarded, we have a moron in the White House starting another forever war in the Middle East, and Apple just announced a computer that cost under $600. Fuck, it's 2003 all over again. Someone go make sure Johnny Cash isn't a zombie riding a pale horse.

I believe the United States is a Christian nation. I mean, Christians ignore when pastors rape kids, it only tracks they'd do the same when a president does it.

Not a drag queen, or a trans person, or an immigrant. Just very fine people.

Alan Tudyk is a national treasure.

I think it's worth clarifying, Kristi Noem wasn't fired by Trump, she was given a new position. Rumors are it's doggy.

That McDonald's CEO took a bite of their burger with the same face I make when I pay my taxes, which is fucked up since CEOs and corporations don't pay taxes.

Can't believe we're going to war with Iran and ushering in Armageddon to promote a movie.