A government sponsored propaganda movie about the dangers of smoking sea weed called Coral Reefer Madness.

Certain folks like to smear all trans people as pdf files, but I've watched every episode of his show and I've never once seen Chris Hansen tell a trans person to have a seat.

I'm trying to do this one for a really good deal, on an arm or leg only. Hit me up if you wanna claim it!

On my way to work and saw this fresh batch of Cybertrucks being delivered.

A cop suffering severe constipation and requiring emergency surgery has returned to active doody.

The four brothers, together at last! Four acrylic paintings on 8x10 canvas. Now to find them a good home.

I saved the best for last. COWABUNGA!

The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.

It's a Kodak moment.

Wow that's a lot of money for Republicans to spend on a democratic hoax.

I finally got to tattoo a portrait of the shark from the movie Jaws.

Check out my Rich Uncle Pennybags airbrush painting on a 30x48 canvas made entirely from winning lottery tickets! Do not pass go without leaving a like!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of the dolls!

Without food stamps I don't have enough to eat or pay my bills. Im struggling and need any help I can get. I've been looking for jobs but no one is hiring. Plz help out a trans girl in need. Times are so hard right now. 💗🏳️‍⚧️ cash.app/$melancholic... venmo.com/code?user_id...

Your Thanksgiving spread might be pretty good, but I bet you don't have Neverland pie.

The FBI has recovered bullet casings from the scene of the DC shooting inscribed with "Popstar", "Wild Thoughts ", and "I'm the one". Dj Khaled's whereabouts remain unknown.

Another day in the US, another shooting, and just because the fat slob had tits, the usual suspects are saying the shooter is trans.

I've been thrifting most of my life but a Kevin Eastman autographed Turtles x Ghostbusters is easily the coolest thing I've ever found!

Campbell's Soup is bad, we know, but it's so bad that even AI artists won't paint it.

Looking to get a new phone but I think I'm gonna hold off because of the AI being added to every new device. Sorry, but if I wanted to pay money to talk to an imaginary friend, I'd join a religion.

Added Bepo and Always Sunny to my clients One Piece leg!

There's this racist health food diner in the south called Egg Whites Only. Ironically all of their patrons are yokels.

As a trans person I use the family restroom because it would be weird for me to go into either the men's or women's bathroom and tear up a KFC family bucket.

A convention for demons, imps, and deadites to cosplay as humans and geek out all weekend called "Necronomicomic-Con"

The existence of the T-Rex implies the existence of the Cìs-Rex.

I think if I ever get bottom surgery I'd have to shave my pubes into the shape of a mustache, that way when my friends ask if I have any drugs I can be like "I got you. Just let me reach into my private stash"

"Inside of me there are two wolves" ~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably

Two down, two to go!

I barely managed to get a little chunk of forest knocked out between tattoos last night. Perhaps I'll finish it today.

Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.

Since Disney owns Home Alone and Trump likes to suck dick, does that make Donald a Disney princess?

Getting started on Leo 🧘‍♂️

Rumor has it Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job? That must've been the worst blow job ever, all his mouth does is lie there!

One down, three to go!

Maybe the real Epstein files were the friends we had killed along the way.

That face you make when you claim the sanctity of marriage at the all you can eat marriage buffet and the supreme manager cuts you off because you're on your fourth helping of marriage.

Trump is sending out $2000 checks? What a coincidence, that's exactly what I charge for a full day of tattooing.

Fell for it again award winner.

“Static” just got selected for Another Hole in the Head Film Festival in San Francisco!!!! 🍻🥂🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾

People keep suggesting I get an adult autism test because of my behavior, but having lived with it this long I'd be scared to take the test and find out that this whole time I've just been an asshole.

I've been biking so much I wore the breaks out on my bike and so I've been resorting to the Fred Flintstone method of coming to a stop. Good thing I wear cRocks!

A friend of mine went in for hip surgery and unfortunately ended up losing their leg. So I was like "More like hip-hop surgery. Am I right?"

Dick Cheney passed away today. I'd say heaven gained an angel but Saint Peter mistook him for a flock of quails and shot him down to hell.

Halloween isn't over until Ben Tramer gets run over by the Haddonfield PD.

I went as slutty Beetlejuice this Halloween.

Eat the r(e)ich!

Having a fun day w/ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social 💜

This exercising thing is really starting to pay off, I found a dollar on the bike trail!

Hollywood's idea of trans representation is like "Ok. We're making a show about five trans women that move to the big city to live it up! And we're calling it Two and a Half Men"

I'm just gonna come out and say it, my deadname was "Randy". Folks always trying to guess my dead name like "I bet it was Brandon". Like they think when you transition, you pick a new name by chopping part of it off. Not all trans people do, but I chose to keep the "d".