Just finished doing this fun Digimon tattoo.

We've been talking about this for so many years with no resolve that I'm surprised we haven't entered the "Is it Epstein or Epstain?" Mandela effect discourse.

Everyone named in the Epstein files is building bunkers, including the one on the Whitehouse lawn. They know what's coming and I hope all of their fears come true.

Wild how for an entire decade MAGA slandered ever lgbtq+ person as a PDF file with absolutely zero evidence but after a metric fuck ton of evidence is dropped that the current administration are some of the sickest fucks on the planet, it's crickets.

Surely this precedent will be applied fairly and without bias.

You can tell even Christians believe Zeus is more powerful than their god because Christians have been preaching "Pray the gay away" for decades to no success, but now with conversion therapy they think shoving a lightning bolt up a queen's ass is the cure.

“You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns" ~Donald Trump

I'm hearing rumors that the wives, spouses, and partners of Trump's gestapo are leaving them, and no one else wants to date them either. I guess it's true what they say, ICE guys finish last.

I've done a lot of coverups over the years, but this is definitely one of the Stranger Things 🥁

I can't believe I was denied a job with ICE. I have an inverted penis and they said it was too big to apply 😭

If any nuclear capable countries wanna go ahead and wipe the US off the map, go ahead. There's nothing left here worth saving.

ICE agents would absolutely be that kid that shot up their hometown highschool if they had bothered to graduate.

Hey real quick, do we still have to go to work and pay rent when the civil war kicks off or no? I don't have enough PTO for this.

Some days I have too much fun at the tattoo shop!

A narcoleptic submissive rock band call ZZ Bottom.

When the waiter brings you your noodle dish but it's undercooked.

Trump is dying and desperate so the only resources he wants from Greenland is Shark fin soup.

Apparently, they get paid per arrest. Doesn't matter who it is or where or what. Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here: mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue... Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org

How long y'all think until it's "Fishing boats smuggling drugs into the US from Greenland?"

A Christian missionary dies after trying to spread the word to a remote island of cannibals. Someone should have explained to him how this was a bad idea as if he were ate.

Managed to get a little painting done after finishing up my tattoo appointment last night😁

About to start the next Turtles painting! This one's a bit larger than all of the previous ones so I might be a while. Wish me luck!

It's winter so I haven't bothered shaving my legs, but I ordered some ripped skinny jeans that are out for delivery so I'm just gonna shave the exposed parts of my legs. I guess this is that mail pattern baldness bigots keep saying I'm gonna experience.

If you believe this then you'll be happy to know I just got my period.

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I'm late posting this because I got Donkey Kong Banaza and stayed up for two days playing. I guess I went bananas.

Going out with friends for some birthday wings!

Not bad for the first session. But now it's time... Go. Play.

The way ICE walks around half-cocked and a threat to women's safety you'd think they were the dangerous trans people they claim trans people are.

I guess we can add women drivers to the list of things conservatives are afraid of. Actually I kind of get that one, you know? We've all seen Caitlin Jenner behind the wheel.

Started painting a radicalized rat.

I've seen so many people on the right mocking the death of Renee Good. About this far into the Charlie Kirk shooting they were making doxing sites to get people fired. I've yet to see anyone on the left doing that. Weird.

If a woman in an SUV full of plushies is one of the big bad Antifa terrorists we keep hearing about, the FBI is going to need a bigger ceiling hammock net.

You're an immigrant who makes cars that have run over more people, maybe for your own well being you should avoid ICE.

The cops in Minneapolis must be furious with ICE right now. A woman taking several shots to the head? That's their job!

Funny ain't it, the party that claims to want to "Protect women" celebrating a woman being murdered by ICE?

It's been one week and we've all had enough of 2026s shit.

Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.

The only "C" Trump has ever parted is a child's legs.

Call me skeptical, but seeing how the US likes stripping freedom from its own citizens and labeling half the country as antifa terrorist that need to be rounded up, it's kinda hard to take the Trump regime at their word when they say they invaded Venezuela to free them.

Whenever a new show comes out people always ask "Did you watch the new episode of Stranger Things, Fallout, Euphoria. etc?". Nah, I'm too forgetful to watch one episode at a time. That's why I like to wait until the entire season is out and then forget to ever watch any of it.

Took advantage of my tattoo appointment no-showing and finished my Casey Jones painting. Who's next?

Tattoo appointment no showed again, who want me?

I don't know if kidnapping someone is the distraction our president thinks it is when he's all over the file about trafficking children.

When MAGA said they want to return America to it's past greatness I didn't know they meant 2001.

I'm a big fan of the first Saw movie but I still prefer the original working title: Footloose

I personally love seeing Ai generated content every time I open my apps because it has significantly reduced the amount of time I spend online aimlessly scrolling.

2025 sucked in so many ways, but I did get to do some fun tattoos, and our movie won "Scariest Film" at Horror Underground Film &Screenplay Festival.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles performed with Vanilla Ice at Trump's New Year's Eve party. It's a good thing the turtles are no longer teenagers or Trump might have tried to have sex with them.

Finally changed my gender to Coloradan.

A movie about a family living on the great plains during the pioneer days as they try to survive being attacked at night by killer humanoid cynomys titled Little House on the Prairie Dog Soldiers.