Now…why tf am I hearing fireworks???? It’s a Thursday??? HAVE SOME DECORUM??

I've lived in Beijing, and the thing is - they don't have elections.

China finding out with the rest of the world they allegedly hacked the 2020 election but not the 2024 election:

NEW TINASHE ALBUM 9/25 🙌🏾

Donald Trump, you lost the 2020 election. LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We get it you’re a sore loser.

DEAR GOD💗💕

Please pray for all the fact checkers tonight they’re gonna be wanting to committed suicide after having to watch trumps speech tonight.

MFs be at work sicker than the dog next door but won’t say shit. Niggas won’t even get tested for diseases and STIs. Somebody is ABSOLUTELY gonna hide a zombie bite and jeopardize the entire settlement.

Shit in the veggies and fruit and glass in the pillsbury…at this point everybody start eating sleeping cause the food industry is beyond deregulated and it’s only gonna get worse.

They hit the pillsbury….they took the fruits and veggies now the grain. At this point only the unhealthy stuff will be left😭

Fiber and water. Everybody needs more in their diet.

MOVING THE BATMAN II FOR A JJ ABRAMS FILM?!?? ARE YOU NUTS @warnerbrospictures.bsky.social

I worked out my abductors yesterday and I still feel it today.

I DONT KNOW HOW BUT IMMA ABOUT TO FIGHT PARAMOUNT AND JJ ABRAMS. OPEN UP WARNER LET ME FIGHT THEM. GIVE ME MY BATMAN PART 2 PUT IT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS

I just saw a clip from the ultimatum and this man said he needs his wife to be like his new mom and I just—

WE GOT A PARTIAL WIN. PLEASE GO SUPPORT THIS FILM IN THEATERS IF YOURE ABLE

We are now all Spain.

Hegseth wants all men in the military above 30+ to start hormone therapy.

I can’t imagine being a long time fan of the WNBA before all the bs. And seeing the bs that PG 1 for the Indiana Fever has brought to the league. I know yall must be exhausted.

@mayor.nyc.gov how are you gonna protect Taco Bell in these difficult times?

Don't forget them fuck ass ring doorbells

Flock camera being used more and more at a national level and meta glasses becoming more common….yall are RUNNING into allowing a surveillance state to happen.

I can’t prove it but I haven’t seen Elon Musk and a Waymo in the same place.

England, Spain or Argentina for the win…. I’d rather they cancel the World Cup.

World Cup must not be going well….everybody around me mad

**95%** of people in the US do not get the daily recommended fiber intake! Which means, this applies to most people reading it! www.aicr.org/resources/bl...

if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet

Everybody saying they need to have the shit virus cause they’re constantly constipated. I’m begging everybody to stop protein maxing and start fiber maxing now. EVERYBODY GET MORE FIBER FOCUSED DIETS NOW.

The feds trying to figure out who allowed shit in the veggies and fruits:

The victim that was shot and killed by ICE in Maine has been identified as Joan Sebastian Guerrero. Guerrero had a 3-year-old daughter, was authorized to work in the US, was given a Social Security number, and was not the target of ICE's immigration action.

The worst person you know is a Sophie Cunningham fan.

…I’ve seen enough, let’s go back to gate keeping the league. #WNBA

TRUCK-KUN!!! SEND ME TO A FANTASY WORLD FULL OF BADDIES, MAGIC ABILITIES, AND DRAGONS.

I read isekai because I too want to get hit by a truck and be taken to another world at this point.

We are in hell. HELL.

Ummm I’m a Capricorn?

How many people must die for us to say DHS is failing as an agency???

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — California and 11 other states sue to block Paramount's takeover of Warner, arguing it would 'extinguish competition.'

I love how the same people who cheered for DOGE cuts and RFK jr’s bs are now sitting around wide eyed and dumbfounded that there’s now shit in their fruits and veggies.

Big grim got the aim of a storm trooper

Oh so Big Grim can take Sam Neil but Mitch McConnell’s too much???

Some of yall haven’t watched love island usa before cause a majority of the winners have been black😭 in fact over half have been black couples.

I won. This exactly what I ordered #loveislandusa

I’m not retracting Mitch McConnell’s scratch until I see him live.

Lindsey Graham realizing his soul got swapped with Mitch McConnell

You think Big Grim made them play uno for who stays?

Until Mitch McConnell posts with a photo with today’s date on a newspaper I don’t believe it.

So brave of Lindsay Graham to die to cover for Mitch McConnell’s death.