Me with any small inconvenience now: …If only I had a ballroom😔

Peter Thiel fled the US…a country controlled by a Republicans who’s allies to him and all the uber wealthy. Yall we in danger aren’t we?

Peter Thiel moving to Argentina amidst a crumbling fascist empire kinda writes itself

The men of season 8 #loveislandusa

The ladies of season 8 #loveislandusa

Offical cast photo season 8 #loveislandusa

I have heard Robert Pattinson with a southern accent I have heard Robert Pattinson with a French accent I have heard Robert Pattinson with a midwestern accent I have seen Robert Pattinson in SPACE, church, disasters, and everything in between. I will be SEATED for this.

Given everyone seems to be dropping out…who gonna be the performers? Are we getting another “fabulous” Turning Point Super Bowl ?

Robert Pattinson commitment to voice acting in every role is why I love him in every role.

"Put in past them" means they don't have to deal with this muthafukka outside of work. A lot of us have the same relationship with our coworkers.

My goal to look good from the side.

Someone who treats you like they’ve waited their entire life to find you >>>>>

Clarence Thomas every time there’s an opportunity for him to harm black folk:

Jackie’s always been an interesting character to me cause every single time I think she’s pulled me back in. She reminds me why I unfollowed.

Woah woah woah. Let’s not get hasty.

Wait the Knicks owner invited Donald Trump???? Ykw…nba final canceled.

Another one thank you!

🥴🥴🥴

Honestly…which 4chan loser is running the WH account.

When KJ said he wants his sisters to look up to Ciara..

this is our hunger games

We not gone like the cast yall

Oh dear god #loveislandusa

Gavin Newsom said said you can give that jan 6 slush money but we’re taxing 100% of it. STAY MAD DONALD

it’s always a man built like this at the office trying to cheat on his wife unsuccessfully.

Imma stay in my corner cause I want em both😭

Me: *Flirts aggressively* Also me: "Why are they bothering me I'm working and after that I'm going to bed." Also also me: "We should go out on a date fr." 😭💀 I might be the problem ya'll.

Holy sky’s rep yall.

*I will

I’d rather delete my accounts before I pay for social media.

The way some people talk about steroid use reminds me of how people talk about recreational drugs like it’s not a possible gateway.

When you read about some of the Texas Republican candidates for congress they read like supervillains😭

Yes I watched the summer house reunion. I’m never too good for some nonsense. Also I gotta watch my girl Ciara eat it up and she did so.

Ken Paxton won the run off fuckkkkkk to all my Texas people im cheering for yall. Dear god thats wild.

I’ll never understand why people get mad about being blocked.

I want to send Xavier Becerra to the finish line He's not a billionaire saying anything to get elected HE is a DECENT MAN He's from California and his life's work as been proven public service..! XAVIER BECERRA IS RUNNING A GRASSROOTS CAMPAIGN..for the people I support him Please joi me

The way I’m about to be in hour:

Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.

Me and being alone go together real bad. Greatest love story ever told if im being honest.

I—so this how 4 day weekend got you feeling?

😭😭😭

Knicks fans about to kidnapped the Statue of Liberty like this:

Very catwoman coded….

Whoop there it is.😭😭😭

the algorithm never misses.

I’m never too good for an iseki plot. I know what I am…. #anime

Waiting for the post about an ex reaching out talking about how Memorial Day is making them remember the memories they once shared with a picture of future texting on his phone.

The way I have it saved😭

Look at all them yellow cords. Y’all know what mean?! Them babies better celebrate