I don’t play about The Parkers 🙂‍↔️

My type of intrusive thoughts 😩

Summer in 116 days Quote your beach pics 📸

#BREAKING | A portion of the #EpsteinFiles that the DOJ were trying to keep out of public domain have been leaked. 🚨🚨🚨🤯🚨🚨🚨

Vibing out in my jock letting the bass knock. 🎶😌🎧

This just pissed me off. Skskskskk

I know this is just a Strawberries ‘n Cream jello mold…but everything reminds me of him. 🥲

This is basically the KKK Annual Report that just so happens to be televised. #SOTU2026

Me in my division meeting today:

Same. These lies aren’t even entertaining… they’re BORING!!! 🥱 #SOTU2026

Y’all voted for alternative facts and now we’re getting a live report from the alternate reality. #SOTU2026

Well deserved!! Congrats @sirvonchilds.bsky.social 📣🥳

My type of intrusive thoughts 😩

A donussy A coochenada if you will (is it paired with an eclair or...🤭)

A dussy

how you get this pic of me?

Ok, but what kind of donut is this?! 🥴

Do we even need a State of the Union address? We all living this shit and see that the “Big Beautiful Grift” is in full effect. Spare me the Narcissist Report. 🤏🏾🙄

Get in the booth bitch! 📣🗣️

The Estate of Isaac Hayes was not playing!!! IKTR!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I plastic wrapped my sidewalk and steps yesterday and this is how it turned out!! 🙌🏾😩

That one time Lynn Whitfield said “take it off and give it to me” — Now hold on First Lady Greenleaf! 😅

Ain’t that lady’s mama still missing?!? 😵‍💫

For all the natural penis shamers, we would never accept this level of pain for a baby girl…. Why do we accept it for boys? Also, y’all do know that circumcision originated as a blood ritual in Judaism before it became an accepted custom, right? We’re in an age where it’s unnecessary mutilation 🫠

Let’s cuddle in our jammys while hell freezes over bae.❣️🥹❄️

I believe in freedom of speech… Please, by all means, say exactly wtf you feel or think — But if you end up getting slid and need a new top row of teeth afterwards, remember these words: FREEDOM AIN’T FREE 👊🏾😘

On today’s episode of Palm Ppl Ruin Everything 🙄

Happy 26th birthday to my baby brother Josh!! #FreeLi$even 🩸🤞🏾

Sonday so far 🐶🖤

ATL next weekend ✈️🤞🏾😌

TONIGHT!! 👏🏾🥳

TS Madison CLEARED him and that durag like a rich white woman! 👏🏾😂

My dog is more prepared for the snowstorm than every human on the house ☃️🐕‍🦺😂 #YoshiWalik

Reminiscing about how this song cleared my acne and helped me lose 15 lbs 🥳

Highlight’s from last night’s dream: • My dad died and none of my siblings wanted to go to the funeral. • I ran into some Alphas at a concert and ended up on a PBS talk show. • I couldn’t find my jacket and wallet, Megan Thee Stallion showed up to advocate for my rights for free shoes.

Tokyo and Kyoto ❣️🐈🐈‍⬛ #Caturday

Treated my mom to a VIP experience of the Ali Saddiq comedy show tonight — sufficed to say, she had a great time! 🥹

Everyone is dying EXCEPT for that man!!! 😭😭😭

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson has denied the request for Rev. Jesse Jackson to lay in state at the Capitol. 😕

Clarence Thomas will FORVER be on the wrong side of history! Uncle Ruckus looking mfkr 🖕🏾🙄👨🏾‍⚖️

Trump directing the government to release the X-Files as a distraction from the Epstein Files should be all Congress needs to get him tf outta there… let’s handle HUMAN predators first!! 👏🏾

Me arriving late to a meeting that y’all knew I didn’t want to be in… And I’m prolly gonna leave early.

I really be at work drinking water and minding my WHET?!? 🤏🏾😮‍💨

Just locked in my second feature form곧 project 🔐😮‍💨

This was my favorite WH song growing up because the 5-year old me thought it was a gospel song 💜🥺