*the adulthood I was promised…*

*the adulthood I was promised…*

Starter home, $60,000 lol

“Honey, I’m always chill…til you get me heated.”

*The adulthood i was promised...*

The one I worked hard for that at one point seemed attainable

*the adulthood I was promised…*

Body by Halloween candy

*the adulthood I was promised…*

I memed it.

I just realized something: If, heaven forbid, movie stardom hadn’t worked out for Eddie Murphy, I strongly believe he still would’ve had a prolific career in voice acting. Up there with Mel Blanc, Billy West, etc.

When I say “Would you please pass the jelly?!?” and no one gets it.

This shit still tickles me.🤭

I can’t walk past this display in the grocery store without hearing Delroy Lindo’s voice announcing “I GOT SOME ICE CREAM AND SAND CAKE! WHO WANTS SOME?!?”

“Mmmmamma…”

When I say “Would you please pass the jelly?!?” and no one gets it.

Today has given my spirit such a boost! First, I had a zoom interview go well and was invited to an in-person interview, then hung out with my bestie, and then came home to find someone anonymously sent an autographed script for the pilot of ‘The Golden Girls’ with this encouraging note attached. 🥲

💋💋thodoris78💋💋

Anyone interested in a sniff?

yes it jiggles

The Gooning (continuing the Jack Nicholson theme)

Who’s a celebrity “friend in my head”?

Terms of Engoonment

One of these days, I will own a pair of Keepalls for weekend excursions…

Didn’t quite survive Wednesday best of luck to the rest of you slütz

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TOOK MY EDIBLES TOO?!?

Job hunting these days is so demeaning. Having to engage in literal “pick me” behavior on LinkedIn and at networking events just to have a chance at earning an honest living is just not my style or my cup of tea...

Now that I think of it, I’ve not seen this since 1993’s ‘The Sandlot’.

Happy Silksong Sunday everyone 😌

It’s hump daaay. I’m ready for the weekend

Good Morning ☀️

When is Bill gonna be like “sweetheart, why do you keep trying to ply me with this damn tea?” #BeyondTheGates

Almost heaven. Blue Ridge Mountains. #MountainMonday #photography #landscape #nature #mountains #sky #clouds #bluesky #blue #asheville

Yeah, it’s giving “Slut from The Valley”.

What bothers me most about this Sheila/Deacon/Taylor storyline is that I feel like Sheila is getting most of the blame for something Bill and Li set in motion. If it weren’t for them harboring Luna in the first place, there wouldn’t have been a secret for Sheila to keep. #TheBoldAndTheBeautiful

Yeah, I’m definitely making migas a thing in my household moving forward.

I would say “Kim Davis can go get fucked”, but then that requires a second party and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

What do you mean there’s a Kidz Bop version of ‘Padam Padam’ by Kylie Minogue?

This picture of Nancy Wilson wearing a yellow dress in front of a yellow cab standing on a star on the walk of fame on Hollywood Boulevard in 1963 is one of the prettiest photos I’ve ever seen. And she had one of the loveliest voices I’ve ever heard 🤩💛⭐️

pov: I tell you to look up and keep going

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: Whoopi Goldberg should be the biggest movie star in the world. i know she was very successful, but somehow it’s just not enough. when young boys and girls want to become actors when they grow up, they should look at her work.

*This* was cinema.

Hotel mirrors always do a lil somethin

you ever just clock yourself sitting like this

36 today, grateful for another rotation around the sun 🎂💫 📸 - Philipp Gallon www.philippgallon.com

i need some more dangly earrings 🙂‍↕️

Spaghetti in anchovy sauce (don’t knock it til you’ve tried it) and roasted broccolini.