Hosted a Birdcage 30th Anniversary watch party with Agador inspired outfit

Friday night in ✌️

Taking the long way home to see the bookstore with cats

Survived the 3.4 mile run, please clap

Next time a nerd asks for a h*le pic I’m sending this

Tighty whitey Tuesday

Friend’s bathroom, per tradition

❤️ Seattle

Free mustache rides available

Suffering from gaydhd and unmedicated

Love gay bars…you can either get railed here or get nachos and popcorn depending on the night

Transitional haircut isn’t going too bad

Underwear swap meet was fun

Think you’re gonna have a productive day and then a cute bottom comes over for a few hrs

Whatcha doing down there?

Stock market’s down and my rent went up

Time to manscape I fear 🦦

Saw Chris Hemsworth’s best acting performance to date last night

The homosexual urge to get more tattoos

Wearing my best Godzilla shirt to sushi

Gaymer cabin/ski weekend

❤️ après-ski

Missed wishing everyone a happy St. Patty’s Day 🍀

❤️ Seattle

Ides of March toga party was fun 😏

Pike Place Market detour

I’m a good boy.

Need to hire a Seattle gay to organize my closet cuz jfc 🤦‍♂️

Naked night at the local gay bar was fun

❤️ fetish night

Is it a walk of shame or a stride of pride if it’s 1pm? 🤔

Pre-game friend bathroom thot pics

Did the thing

To the airport for work at 5am…but at what cost?

I just wanna chat up my tailor who will hear the tea and know what needs to be done

Me asking ChatGPT how to spell ‘Jizznasium’ at the Eagle 🤦‍♂️

Mood

Someone on @Grindr called me a Good Boy and I got served this ad a few mins later (yes I’m buying the hat)

Renewing my lease for another year

It’s the weekend…live long and prosper 🖖

A break from corporate life

Happy Hump Day to all that celebrate

Sunday funday

New soccer gear arrived!

The Dick’s wrappers are blue and green for the Seahawks 🍔🦅

Made it onto the gay club’s Valentines Day promo post 🥰

It’s so hard to go diagonal in Seattle 🥲

Signed up for a dating app and the first person they showed me was my ex 🤦‍♂️

Morning Seattle

4th workout of the year done 💙