eff nudes. let’s talk about what we’re gonna do to this pizza.

I miss when I thought I was being romantically pursued. Making chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.

This is the kinda storm that had Jimmy Neutron’s dad hunting caribou

New blackout curtains work pretty good 👍🏼

Do you guys think we have school tomorrow

We used to confront children with art

Do you own a 2003 DVD copy of Cirque Du Soleil’s La Nouba recorded live in Disney Springs or are you normal

I can’t stop moaning

did neither <3

At least once a month I make “everything lentils” which is lentils, leftover veggie drawer friends like carrots, celery, onion, a wrinkled pepper I forgot about, some frozen peas, whatever pasta I still have a box of, and a parm rind. And it slaps every time.

haha just simmering some lentils hbu

Should I prep dough for cinnamon rolls, or doughnuts?

Voice reveal/jumpscare

State of emergency for a blizzard in NJ. Which is why I’m at work.

I once spent months facetiming a fairly known twitter guy, got to the point of him booking a flight to see me, then he left me on read on my birthday and a WEEK later said “it’s not practical to be building a relationship when we’re in different states” so that sours the whole online thing for me

actually I think flirting with bloomfs I know I’m unlikely to ever meet makes me feel more bad than good

My neighbor won’t stop making me bacon and gouda quiches, which has greatly reduced my monthly breakfast spending

Just had my first extreme Facebook Marketplace L, this piece doesn’t go with my furniture/layout AT ALL idk what I was thinking

No customers all day and then 12 cars show up right before close are we joking

Yoga. Because sometimes you just need to die for 5 minutes.

Ok werk

Adding Nicholas Galitzine to my close friends story just in case

hairy buttcheeks.

I wish I could bottle the specific emotional response that The Rocky Horror Picture Show creates in me. It was such an incredible outlet for young me to experience a reality away from catholic conservatism, where queer people could congregate around a camp film and celebrate queerness itself.

egg bagel bacon pork roll egg cheese and hash brown salt pepper ketchup toasted black coffee oatmeal raisin cookie

Feel so spiritually restored from having a craft party last night, but so physically exhausted that I overslept and was late to work

more tired than you could ever know

lettuce wraps and misc crafts

I relate to Punch the monkey in ways you can’t even fathom

I’ve been putting in long hours, showing up, grinding and all that hard work is finally paying off. I’ve finally been selected for a venmo credit card with bonus cash offer.

mexican place doubled my order by mistake so night 2 of a deadly sin

ENOUGH

I’m not paying the pit tax. If I face an audit so be it.

Playing Ethel at work today who’s gonna stop me

Need a big spoon (trying to eat cereal and all of mine are in the dishwasher)

made dinner for tonight and tomorrow night then ate both portions

Safe to say I’ve lost all respect for anyone still on twitter at this point

*un-Wuthers your Heights*

oh hey

She loves that I’m blasting Men I Trust

They should create a 6’2” man with blue eyes and big arms who’s interested in me and me only

Meta might have to be my next great escape but idk what I’d do without instagram

I trust in my own principals of living because of how easy they are. If something doesn’t feel good for humanity at large (Generative AI, Spotify and companies invested in i rael) I don’t engage or give them money. It’s been a breeze thus far. And I feel confident in my choice to distance myself.

Need to get back to this so bad

It is 6:24 pm and I have to vacuum my whole house for some reason

AI selfie immediate unfollow

art dayyyy

I don’t like when guys in open relationships flirt with me

Three pancakes three sausage three egg whites cup of coffee two oranges