Every day I wake up and block 3 people on here

Your twenties are apparently about enduring countless horrors just to find a hand to hold

broke my commitment and the universe delivered me the worst date on planet earth to get me back on track

Bizet was in his lil parisian bag when he wrote Carmen

my dancing career was doomed when I couldn’t master head shoulders knees & toes

ok pause—who am I and what are my motivations

oh there’s gay sex? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?

genuinely how it feels with you people sometimes

was the grinc there

Hey you guys should stop using spotify

Can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m genuinely excited to work out later. I hate when you fitness freaks are right I really do.

Really hard to stay out of the dating scene when I just broke into a sweat imagining holding someone’s hand

Just got over the craziest sinus infection in under two days so that’s why I look like I’ve been to war. I’ve been drinking straight green tea for 24 hours

Please come buy my plants I have too many

First listenings of the 8 hour holiday playlist I made for my store is NOWWW

Who wants to fold my laundry

They’re saying tomorrow’s actually Monday this week

went to two dinners

Claire Saffitz you will pay for your crimes

Um… thanks I guess?

Thanksgiving is all about me finding out which of you have wealthy and supportive families and altering my perceptions of you accordingly.

Why’d they put Thanksgiving on Thursday this year?

i feel sick to my stomach

He has no idea it’s his last day ever

Don’t forget, low and slow is the absolute best way for turkey. Which is why I started mine last night using the oven light.

This 20lb blue hubbard I got from work and am gonna turn into countless recipes

Lady Bird 2

personally I think it should be illegal to call this coffee cake

is now an ok time for breakfast

really letting loose tonight and taking a 5mg gummy, instead of the 2.5mgs worth I usually bite off of it

he spent 6 months talking to me more than I talk to my own friends, then decided he was fine not knowing me at all

No I will not be watching the merchandising event of the year part 2

Started working out this month and already think I tore something in my left leg. This is why I always chose books over brawn

When loneliness comes I will embrace it and turn it into arts and crafts the likes of which you have never seen…

no future dates, no talking stages, no situationships, phone empty of casual flings, apps deleted

Me when I me

Everyone asking me to bodyslam them but who’s gonna bodyslam me 😔

I try not to upset myself too much over things I genuinely have no interest in, but the title cards being “Part 1” and then “For Good” make me taste metal

this dude is filled with so much yearning ⬇️

I need a shock collar for whenever I get the urge to heartbreak post on here it’s so embarrassing

It’s becoming increasingly apparent many of you did not grow up listening to the cassette tape of Down to the Moon by famed Swiss harpist Andreas Vollenweider

whoever invented flannel sheets deserves a kiss deeper than the ocean

Just made the bed so well I let out a gasp when I looked at it

rainy day in the greenhouse

God saw me struggling to find an affordable brake service and chose to throw in a leaking battery for funsies!

Apparently I meant in the wrong direction. Recalibrating

i would like to hold and be held