Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
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Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time 📍Seattle
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Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
22 days ago
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Oh Seattle is so cute, I wish it was a real place 🥰
about 20 hours ago
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Did you know it’s cold on the east coast this morning?
about 20 hours ago
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Found on my morning walk: anyone missing their Fraternity House DVD?
2 days ago
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Working on a Sunday to make the upcoming week easier so of course I’m doing so at a brewery with a beer
2 days ago
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Little known fact: the Smurfs live in Seattle
3 days ago
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Walked another 10k steps this morning for this (the best breakfast sandwich in Seattle)
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3 days ago
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Leg day PLUS 25k steps yesterday and ya girl is SORE today
3 days ago
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I refuse to post the oldest selfie of myself in my phone because it would undermine the fake age I have created for myself
4 days ago
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Homomacabre
4 days ago
Some of you didn't listen to 'Where Is the Love' by the Black Eyed Peas enough, and it shows
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lyndsay
4 days ago
"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers
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Justin Bieber?
5 days ago
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I put the “sh” in Washington 🤫
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7 days ago
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This will be the week I make new enemies at work (threatening)
9 days ago
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Elizabeth Taylor, you may remember her as the grandmother from The Flinstones movie (1994)
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9 days ago
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Probably canceled for being anti-trump
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10 days ago
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I hate that boring water is hydrating but yummy coffee is anti-hydrating. Who decided that??
10 days ago
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Really in the mood to watch Sister Act 2
10 days ago
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Woke up just before 2am… but WHICH ONE
10 days ago
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pumpkin spice lerrrtte ☕️🍂
11 days ago
Today is her day
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If there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s make weird faces when I do lat raises
12 days ago
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Few things on this earth are uglier to me than Smeg appliances.
13 days ago
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What doesn’t kill* you makes me you stronger *this 7:30am zoom meeting with cameras on
13 days ago
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Jae
13 days ago
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I can be having the worst day and then see Lisa Barlow upset and crashing out and suddenly I feel better ❤️🩹
13 days ago
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Tyler
15 days ago
LinkedIn character limits NOW!
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15 days ago
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Not an 8:30am slack message from the CEO 😭
15 days ago
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It’s national black cat day AND the week of Halloween so please admire Olive’s dino costume 🦖
16 days ago
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In the mood to buy slippers
17 days ago
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Seattle has taught me the difference between a “wet rain” and a “dry rain”. And this, dear reader, is a wet rain ☔️
17 days ago
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Spent the evening chaperoning at a local high school’s homecoming. It’s good to know the kids are still doing the cha cha slide.
17 days ago
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Child safety lids is what’s wrong with the American healthcare system
19 days ago
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Tesla drivers are the new Prius drivers and they are BAD
19 days ago
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I have my theories about the Louvre robbery
22 days ago
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The worst person from your high school is asking the same question that was just asked on a zoom call because they weren’t paying attention.
22 days ago
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Icebreaker: if you could have one superpower, which would you choose? Me: the one Jesus had where he turned nasty, boring water into wine
22 days ago
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Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
22 days ago
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None of these words are in the Bible.
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23 days ago
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Her name was Kitty Made her money being pretty and witty
23 days ago
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At least part of the reason I think I am gay is because I don’t want to be the man of the house and have to kill the big scary spider.
23 days ago
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Good to see this administration standing up for local drag queens
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26 days ago
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Work computer won’t turn on this morning. Oh no.
26 days ago
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Went to a spin class for the first time in years and I’ll have you know I was incredibly sexy and coordinated the whole time.
26 days ago
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Me right before I untag myself in a friend’s September photo dump on Instagram in which I look the most like myself but hate the way I look in anything candid
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29 days ago
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Is it cool if I come over to play with your cat and ignore you?
30 days ago
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I thought this was a labubu
about 1 month ago
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My butt hurts (yesterday was leg day)
about 1 month ago
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Nikkolas Smith
about 1 month ago
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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New rain jacket and I feel invincible
about 1 month ago
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IVE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND IM GOING TO DANCE ABOUT IT
about 1 month ago
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