if i see anyone coming over here from twitter talking bout “heyyyy been a while” im gonna block them

i wanna mute [REDACTED] so bad they’re annoying and i’m paying them dust

gay guy friday again

Shebecca Escrow Impact:

@nytimes.com is a morally bankrupt “news” organization that continues to push bothsideism and its more dangerous than unifying! closing the comments section is weak fucking shit! rescind the article!

I get to work and BOOM - get slapped with a $4500 loan from the government beating me down further and further until i crumble - what’s next? not sure but my prospects aren’t looking good

this new update is weird

meredith marks

not to sound delusional but 2026 is my year you guys

refuse to do that nostalgia baiting because on election day 2016 i wore a shirt that said “vote for pizza”

you mix that pough with that keepsie i am from POUGHKEEPSIE

hello fellow students

Whitney and Heather bad weather. tornado. spin the truth. Destroy

went to leave work and a bird had shit on my coat???? and i didn’t notice at all???

$hebecca e$crow

i simply did not exist in 2016

Happy 107th anniversary of the great molasses flood in Boston that killed 21 and injured 150. A yummy, but slow and viscous death.

i think i’m gonna clock in this…gag

striking out HARD on the apps lately

this is NOT a B train

hinge is awesome guys

the least controversial political opinion to have right now is that politicians should commit s**cide and i’m in that boat

Shebecca Escrow Hit Skeet: Donald Trump - WHAT A CUNT!

hey did you guys know it’s the midnight sun-kissed skin under a red sky layin on your chest like this…?

guys i’m literally 25….🫩

another day another selfie where i look angry for no reason

eric adams rugpull might be more legendary than hawk tuah rugpull

being selective pays off right

just found out alex warren and i were born on the exact same day….day ruined

this was as country as you could get when i moved to clay county in 2006 but now it’s turning less country which is kinda sad :(

made congee it kinda fucking slaps

elle woods

i understand it’s corny to complain about being single on the internet,

just bought four pears!

i have to poop! and i’m 40 min from home!

another selfie you can’t stop me looking sexy wherever i go

if i’ve learned anything from being chinese (one day) is that cold drinks especially during the winter are bad for your qi and promote dampness in the body which leads to sluggish digestion

i ate the soup that makes your lips pink and plump and luscious and makes you beautiful

PRISSY KISSNESS THE WORLD

booking 2 back to back trips as if i wasn’t hit with a bill for $4500 by the University of Florida

grad school starts today Shebecca Escrow, Master of Urban Planning coming soon

hot guy on the train was hot until he pulled out his phone and made a Sora video in front of me

i have to become more chinese if i am to survive this winter cold

every gay guy on hinge in nyc looks evil AND i can always tell which one is the guy in the group pics ITS ALWAYS THE UGLIER ONES

you guys think we have to do it again tomorrow?

YOU IS A SIR

gayest guy at the straight bar

doing the straightest shit rn

afterglow is superior to eusexua in every way sorry you guys it must be said