them not making a sequel to zack & wiki was a fatal flaw on nintendos part

why my father just say 67 is satanic so my mom said she’s gonna play off the wall backwards

thinking abt how i was called a bitch at my own birthday party last night

i’m 26 today

shorts/reels/verticals have ruined my life i cannot open a social media app without seeing a former classmate

my gfs family keeps eating all our food and snacks 😭😭

wym 100mg is crazy

if you see me in public and i’m smiling just know it’s bc i hit the pen

we did erika kirk for a snatch game do we think ill be cancelled

was in my friends drag number the other day and some girly told me that I DID good oh pretty privilege rocks

i got my first filling yesterday and it was on my baby tooth…. they made it regular sized

my bush has whisker fatigue

going to get wings 😇 bones hanging w me and gf later 😇

pretending to be chill but im lowkey coming out half my family today

the monks were life changing

it looks like AI snow

they finally plowed my street so i could leave and then i went down to my car and bc i was the only person on the street the plow truck pushed all the snow in front of my car and under it as a “fuck you” as if i had a choice :)

snow plow just drove up to the culdesac and backed away ….

lose insurance in a month 😛 still unemployed 😛

why are moms like that even when they are good moms they still act like that sometimes :(

my bestie dying on the same day as dale earnhardt like girl let’s not

slipping and sliding across my yard to my weed shed

i don’t even try to get harry tickets bc im over ticketmaster asf

girl i got a brain injury at birth that causes me to have seizures that injure my brain further let’s mot

i should’ve stayed w someone in town or even in the burbs why did i think coming home where the roads don’t get plowed was a good idea im trapped i hate it

man said “that’s it?” when i got my muha and i said “unless you’re getting rid of anything 😉😉” and he gave me a 3.5 gram liquid diamond rolled j 🤪🤪

pee on carl

i had a menty b last night but a magnesium drink healed me

smoking a cigarette in the hospital parking lot bc i have free will

me when i have a panic attack all day n then realize its been 24 hours since i ate 😘🤪🤨😬😂🥰🤡

is anyone on here UU (Universal Unitarian) i’m interested in learning more

harry thank you i was having a panic attack and now im good

if i ever do die tragically young none of these dumb faced bitches related to me that have never known me or cared better send condolences

getting in a fight w my moms cousin on facebook bc she lives in indiana and has the most brain dead takes bc she’s never had to fight for anything bc her gma did it for her escaping persecution 😘😘😘

i dropped some lore to my therapist and she had to take a moment and asked why i didn’t think that was important when it happened

my moms dog died over a year ago and my dad keeps saying no to every dog so i think im going to get my mom a spider even tho he didn’t let her spider move in with them when they had my older sister

girl heard me laugh abt her prolife shirt and then called me a murderer while wearing a fanny pack and having a nose ring … i know what you are

loathe the new iphone update

ugh i’m so jealous that yall get to have public instagrams i have a stalker down 😭😭😭

i am watching the gay hockey show…. yall kinda right but i only care about Kip

if ur a porn/NSFW account that posts not yourself and you like my posts …. sinister

me when i take a 5mg “calming” edible and have a panny even tho most nights i take 50-100mg

ordered a caramel latte and a butter pecan latte and the damn yankee at the counter tried to correct my pronunciation of “carmel” and “pecahn” to “careAhmel” and “peecan”

me when nobody said hi to me they just talked to the audience 🤨

26 next month

tonight is auditions for who’s joining cast of the monthly drag show i run and there’s a secret part that they don’t realize if they’re rude to me (i run door and am stage manager) it docks them points 🤪🤪

me n baby have been dating 4 months 🤪

friends asking me to cheer them up

mentioned to my partners gma im trying to quit smoking and she’s like tracking how many cigs i have and telling me her husband died of smoking…. it makes me want to smoke a whole pack

me realizing if i stop smoking cigarettes i can be a pot head again and stimulate the local economy by supporting my local plug