i got The Hitter™️ today and The Finger Bender™️ but it’s okay bc we are supposed to change every day and everyday other than today i had The Bug Murderer™️

i auditioned for a community theatre show yesterday and i don’t think i got a callback which is crazy bc i was the only professional actor who auditioned

someone just reposted a video of otters and i live on a river town and apparently theres otters but they’re nocturnal so we never see them 😭😭

coworkers just wished me a happy mother’s day?

i’m aging like milk

******** from drag race keeps facetuning herself and my friends to shit

little sister found a vintage beaded designer gown for prom for $9… jealousy is my middle name

my petite but thick girlies : gap teen 18-20 is like a women’s medium but correct length

was supposed to be paid yesterday and still haven’t been today 😭😭😭

bullying really does a number on you bc what do you mean my coworkers don’t like me so i’m considering quitting

special ed teachers go home and think about if they deserve to live another day

new coworkers all hate me … do we think it’s bc i’m young and beautiful?

jk i just quit my job 7 days in bc i asked for a 5 minute break and was told im not cut out for my job if i need 5 minutes

nespresso = not working Yayyy

first time being hit by a student was today and not an hour later another student smacked tf out of me

i refuse to play life is strange bc my bff who’s no longer here is named chloe

new noah kahan thank god

not me having a crash out last night and asking everyone if i was super lazy because i don’t like the idea of a job

last job i had before going back to nannying was working at goodwill & i would get very high and wear my headphones constantly …. the dichotomy w my new job oh god

is anyone else in local facebook groups with insanely mentally ill ppl from their community (not a specialized mental health one like literal just scizo-politics in the community groups)

started working at a school for special needs kids and haven’t even worked there for a week before i was asked if i’m autistic 🥳

found a skeleton with bunny ears fidget to give to my bestie bunny bones

i sat in with my student during speech today and now i can’t stop singing we don’t talk about bruno

TB test and TDAP shot so i can work at the school in one day after doing lifts all day man oh man im sore

omg i didn’t realize bluesky was popping off between 6-7am #employed

26 year old arthritic

what do you mean two more days of work

virginia magats losing their shit today

phone been autocorrecting nug all day and everyone is confused why i need a mug bug or hug

first day of work 😭😭

do you know chris blunt

all my gfs friends hate me and so do 90% of my “friends” and i’m starting to realize im the problem

do we think my gfs cousin is gonna make another comment abt me bc im wearing a skirt shorter than my shirt

how uneven are we yall

going to be to lisa rinna as chad michaels is to cher

me not letting my personal info on the bluesky but then letting you guys follow me on insta and see where i’m at…..

someone better to madonna tonight at divas live or i’ll end it

having to wear makeup to the drag show i help run bc the audience is rude af to anyone who’s not a queen so maybe looking like one will help me

guess who got a job

if you told me your parents didn’t let you watch spongebob as a kid i would commit that to memory and purposefully not be your friend bc i knew your parents were weird af

i hate that when my mental health slips i become angry as fuck

men cant act normal at all i cannot imagine what it’s like to be actually very attractive bc they act like weirdos around me already wtf

i dropped my dunkin and it was literally my last straw and started scream crying in front of my gf

interviewing at a day school so i can actually do good work :)))

CHIHUAHUAS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

lowkenuinely how do i pay for a call to someone in jail 🤡

idk why breakfast is so nasty to me it can be anything but i do not like to eat right after waking up

my first project is out!! i'd love to see you share which is your favourite!!

when can i join teamsters and get back to working for the people

not having good grandparents lowkey makes me so apathetic to older ppl