just saw tr*mp cameo in sex and the city, i felt like i just spotted a cryptid

me and my oomfs would k*ll mr big with hammers, i can tell you that much

i've had nothing to say, i'm just watching satc bc i don't wanna kms

When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.

me with all my online friends :-)

when u have to kick it with ur coworker that u don't like

welcome back 1960

went on a date with the most white bread suburban guy last night and he gave me the craziest head while fingering me and i got so lightheaded and couldn't get up

what they've been doing to me at work

goodnight

I just want fuck eat sleep love happy can YOU MAKE ME HAPPY CAN YOU KEEP ME HAPPY

Jane David Lynch

just ugly cried so hard that i feel serene now

i must be a fascist the way i’m hitting that pro-state !

do i have to go back to school for computer science or something to get a job that's not customer service bc i just worked 2 shifts at this job and im already crashing out

me when i say jt

affirmation, it is okay that my bangs are choppy and uneven rn

That butt’s not AI

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

Just a reminder that while you guys are having fun with this little game we’re actually still in the midst of a global pandemic <3

ketchup

i did my first day of my job and cried after bc i fumbled every french interaction and got overwhelmed bc everyone stopped helping me and it got so busy 😭😭

“LGB without the T” hey so actually go kill ypurslef

spongebob big guy pants okay

@joofarc.bsky.social in the back

Bluesky do you open.spotify.com/album/3Ile4b...

stans make listening to music look like such an unfun activity

idk if i'm paranoid but i literally feel like this guy on tinder responded to my message using chatgpt

bluesky how i hate those guys

i refuse to comment on the trump clinton situation bc i don't want that image entering my mind

carmen winstead:

BITTERSWEET BY JOSIES EVE OUT NOW

me when the girl finds herself at an impass down one path she reaches a destination and fate hides down another

her music was better when she was a junkie lowk

i do not like grimes she pisses me off so bad

i <3 pinterest

i need to get tf off my phone

Hi. It’s weird that’s what I’m know by sometimes

berry:

why does winter make me want to eat everything on earth

skinnier than mariah srry

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

Anyway this is my favorite tweet ever