got nothing of importance to say today

heat sort of unbearable now…

consumed 4 nobbly bobblys today

it’s hot

Feeling like this dog

Has anyone seen my queer joy

if your name is jack bounce :)

people who make you feel stupid for being excited about something

drunk and feel #sick

it’s such a beautiful day today! makes me feel grateful for global warming sometimes lol. who the fuck is ella langley?

inside of you there are two kidneys #anatomy

:)

somehow overspent again this month

just realised charli released a song called spring summer 26 in the spring/summer of 2026

ss26 was okay.

IT WAS REAL

Fiona Apple's boyfriend in Criminal if she was a dude:

i’m pissed cause he won’t repent.

we need a night of 1000 meijer lady’s runway

I need to shoot my phone

i think i am getting dumber

weather app saying it’ll be 30 degrees on monday

i love how dumb the website is getting

just remembered we’re entering the UK no aircon too hot climate houses not built for heat discourse stage of the year

just occurred to me that maggie g’s stunt is inevitably going to inspire a new wave of performative deactivations

#MaggieJesusMacdoodlesmith let's get it trending you guys 😍

just spent £34.99 on a now tv sports subscription so i could watch the roland garros qualifying matches and they’re not even available on there

mighty hoopla in 2 weeks and i still have no cute outfits

spinning the massive roulette we keep in the office to see which account to suspend next

goodnight

eating gay food

just found long time oomfs alt

just ate pasta AMA

The fact we could’ve had Holli Jervais presenting #Strictly alongside Emma Willis and yet we got the abysmal Josh Widdicombe.

guys someone is getting fired from tik tok shop

josh widdicombe…

goodnight

Medically it’s fat boy, gay guy, diva, sister, girl who poops, bitch who shits

just remembered ‘rock music’

this but now with real housewives..

added goats cheese to my frozen pizza

27 years ago, dido released ‘here with me’

gays who supposedly boycotted #that famous music competition conveniently becoming fans of balkan pop music within the last 2 days