I was @jackh97.bsky.social’s biggest fan before he became bluesky famous

did she just say i’m 100% asshole? can anybody translate

that shit now has 1.2k quotes

goodnight

sexy confident

his big teeth are so hot OMG i need to extract them

59 quotes

girl i’m bored let’s bleed our radiators to improve heat efficiency and reduce energy waste

on a serious note who are you all

do u guys remember when they made allison lose ANTM 3 times

having a professional photo shoot done tomorrow

that fall probably killed ol madonna

Since nobody wanna show me how to do it

🚨Robyn teases upcoming music era with new ‘Sexistential’ website and promotional posters.

does anyone have that video

next up faggot shit bag of chips

Socrates

Does anyone know

Forever 27

Had an interaction with somebody at the gym and i’m pretty sure he was wearing those glasses with the secret camera on

we're shutting the whole thing down

And fuck may zozi.

I’m sleeping next to a bear tonight

Felt the sunday scaries creeping in then i remembered i’m off work for 2 weeks

Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

this is so beautiful

the concept of it being 2026

let me remain positive this is me being positive

eating healthy in 2026 plan is going abysmally

The traitors producers really expect us to be able to tell those 5 white men with brown hair apart …

the way i see it we need to completely recreate human civilization

Turned on auto caps

The way i’ve only just recovered from hangover

HAPPY NEW YEAR! what’s your favourite sex position?

Me at 23:58:22 tonight

Page 360/360 📝❤️✔️

me tonight at 23:59:37

NYE vibee

me tonight at 23:59:52

this randomly being the best pop song of all time-

your balls are so fierce diva

teams:

microsoft:

everything happens so much

who is times square and why are his balls dropping

love googling. who else loves googling?