learning so much about modern spongebob.... what do you mean the chocolate ladies, bubble bass, and nosferatu have all had their characters expanded. why did "my leg" get a backstory episode.

in case U were curiosa open.spotify.com/playlist/4GG...

and i'm out here tinkling

i need to birth a new variant of this gif but im too busy working on my dissertation and job applications :/

im scared to admit that to this day im not entirely sure what a combi versace is

did i cry myself to sleep about that? cheat about that? rot teeth about that? did i sweat hours a week about that? compete about that? lose my freak about that?

girl im bored lets be lesbians

for the longest time i thought this lady was who yall were talking about when you said zara larsson and i really doubted her music would be THAT good..

Drip drop i'm a lip lock lady Lipgloss on the thick cock candy Tick tock tiddies flip flop crazy Ziplock pussy tight pussy gravy

the new mitski song is so gorgeous

so there's this timeless song . open.spotify.com/track/0NDKrx...

How did we get here. When i used to know you so well.

donatella VERSACE💜

almost applied to a job that matched my scientific specialties, salary expectation, and location until i read that they require a valid driver's license for up to 50% travel

cauliflower is such a pointless vegetable

joanne, joanne, joanne i'm beggin of you, rest in peace to my aunt

submitted manuscript last night now working on my dissertation and job applications full time

spongebob:

This woman has survived so much. Shia LaBeouf literally tried to murder her. Im so happy that this woman’s art and voice has survived. My God does she deserve this.

bad bunny better win aoty..

permission to give nonbinary vibes on my birthday your honour..

little known fact is that spongebob has a pet scallop named shelley who has been present in the background of many, many episodes

happy sunday anyway tag and label your nudes on here idk why this needs repeating

automated birthday message from a dispensary i went to once five years ago in my inbox this morning

when you bake a loaf of bread are you supposed to whisper manifestations into the dough ?

i realize my liked songs primarily serves as a way to save songs i want to revisit at some point for some specific reason, so over the past couple of days i've slowly been adding songs en masse to a shuffle-friendly playlist of songs i like.. it's at 789 songs right now and keeps growing 😭

2016 nostalgia-baiting is absolutely perverted but if yall really want to we should at least give tinashe a sleeper hit with ride of your life or party favors...............

flawless is such a quintessential beyoncé song but now it's like oh okay we have to choose between the terf and the maga to enjoy it..

kick iiiii type beat open.spotify.com/track/46k318...

recession indicator

NEW JERSEY HAS A PROBLEM

saw him again and honestly he's real asf for staying at the club after his city council term ended following his mayoral loss

at a rosalía themed night at the club and they've played as much soulja boy as rosalía 😭

rakata into gasolina is 2026's calm down into heated for some reason

she starts to cry, mascara running down her little bambi eyes..lana how i hate those guys

me adding a random ass award i received for my queer studies work in 2019 to my current resume for STEM jobs

catherine o'hara dying on the 5 year anniversary of SOPHIE's death... what a cruel day january 30th is for the lgbt

stumbled upon a resume of mine from 2014 and i really listed "open-mindedness", "passion", and "adobe photoshop cs5" to apply to kmart and mcdonalds

confession time, it wasn't until my 20s that i realized that scrubbing bubbles was the actual name of the brand. for the longest time i just thought it was my parents being bumpkins

it should have been trump instead.

go against the queen its gonna cost ya

randomly one of her best songs open.spotify.com/track/7Dyq1b...

this was like eons ahead of its time open.spotify.com/track/6Yj7bN...

She's Been A Crazy Dita Disco Diva And You Wonder, Who's That Chick - Who's That Chick ? #TooColdForYouToKeepHer #TooHotForYouToLeaveHer

rihanna's music can be such an incomprehensible experience. it is at the same time both extremely dated yet has aged perfectly well and still sounds kind of innovative

sorting my psychiatric medication while listening to the state of dreaming by marina fka the diamonds

do you think that the remaining barbs in this world are going to the theaters this weekend to watch the melania documentary

someone needs to make a fancam of ava and deborah from hacks to the bridge of ghost in the machine by sza