i'll still give you some peter when i'm at my lois

cuando yo a ti te toque solo siéntame suave sin pensarlo yo solo pienso en ti eso sí que es grave no te quiero tan distante si todo se da tan bien, yo.. sí yo me quedo aquí

raggot

that time i was DL and nobody could tell

the fact that its addison rae standing to gaga's right in this image always blows my mind...

assgundam: sunset is very orange tonight ┃ ┗ BlueDeb76: Like the “President” ┃ ┗ HairEaterTim: I Eat Hair

pov: me bedrotting

thread of oomfs who i think would paint trade:

i forgot what twitches was about honestly. were they witches because they were twins or were they twins because they were witches ?

in bed fucking up a four cheese calzone

i couldn't help but wonder if i was being reactionary and so i became mindful of how i responded. and just like that, i was stranded where the trade left me.

do you think taylor swift eats travis kelce's balls from the back after a chiefs game

i have 5 hours to kill in manhattan later this week between a work event and catching my train home... what should i do

ohhhh shes taking it

what a crazy way to end an album

i wonder if my new health insurance will cover ketamine therapy ..

ohhhhh i didnt know this was happening

this album is such a beautiful piece of work. it actually gives me chills listening to it. just corny and earnest but in a way that is so healing. like yeah that's my beach and nature is beautiful and ai can never replace humanity we will always have music and each other and the earth

fly me out to boston ritz carltonnnnnnn

how it feels to be horny for another guy named nicholas who has blonde swoopy hair

the fact that his favorite ethel cain song is crush...

vegan chocolate banana muffin in my bag (swag) .

the director said be a horse but she heard end björk and just went with it

wearing my rauw alejandro shirt today im so sorry rosalia

looking at the stretch marks on my body and the imprint of how tight my pants were and it was something that all my life i was taught shame over but now i am trying to accept it with love and not just because it's there . anyways jockstrap and armpit

masters of the universe begs the question: what if evil shadow skull shows up in my goon fantasies?

i love critters but hate creatures .

woke up to an email from the landlords asking if they can come in and walk through the apartment this morning . so that's getting a firm no in an hour........

i gotta go goon over this.. they whored that man outt

aoty maybe

getting kind of into taking little videos of myself like.. here are some pixels that move 😸😸

when the edible starts tasting like let me analyze my gait

Completely flopped at work today

happy pride to anyone who's jerked off to the hunter biden footjob vid

i'm listening. i think we should have these discussions.

MDNA II

took a minute but i hear something..

are we all supposed to be rude to each other now? or can we be cordial...

i keep calling masters of the universe "the armpit movie" in my head as the only reason why i am seeing it is to see that twink's pits............

happy wiggle that mouse friday to all those who celebrate

that one old granny who is addicted to dancing to bad gyal has a fucking knife today what is going on..

this kinda making me think of this one time i clocked that a wine-drunk hookup of mine was on cocaine bc one of the metabolites produced when the body breaks down alcohol and cocaine together smells like a chemical i was working with frequently at the time

manager just upped my wfh allowance from 3 to 4 days a week while she's on a 2 month long business trip in europe

#fcf from the vault idgaf

isabella lovestory trying to out-canada tate mcrae and succeeding with ease

im judgy asf like why do you have a large soda from subway in the background of your butthole pic

if i been through all of that, i would not still be singing, sorry.

good morning faggots

fuck marry kill rupaul michelle visage carson/ross (as one entity)