in 2022 my fav nightclub dj used to always mix titi me pregunto into yo perreo sola so it was really nice to hear them back together again. after they left their residency no dj's even play yo perreo sola even on bad bunny nights anymore 😭

i was saying...

every commercial is uncanny valley nowadays

nicki minaj outside of the super bowl tonight

benito show us that feet card on the stage tonight

new charli xcx album randomly dropping in 5 days and no one gaf (but i do)

i really hope bad gyal's new album is good

i'm not chopped i am beautifully julienned

play with your pussy til it starts to itch #Freak

cuz i'm too messy and then i'm too fucking clean you told me get a job then you ask where the hell i've been and i'm too perfect till i open my big mouth i want to be me, is that not allowed? and i'm too clever and then i'm too fucking dumb you hate it when i cry unless it's that time of the month

i wish bad bunny's name was bad mouse . then he would be perfect

do yall think bad bunny is gonna bring abra out at the superbowl for sorry papi

sucked in by arithmetic

girl im bored lets 3d print a microscale elephant and put it in human cells for some reason

didn't know this was happening. i hope charli xcx does the soundtrack

a lot of things wrong with modern spongebob but i think her character development was one of the only things they did right

The Winter Wonderland Needs To End

what did JT say

the moment screenings are now

28 pages of my dissertation drafted and i'm aiming for 130 pages

tangentially related but does anyone have that screenshot of either a tweet or youtube comment (?) of someone finding out mitski supports LGBT and getting upset about it??

thesis committee member is on maternity leave so i need to find a substitute so i emailed the professor my adviser recommended and he said no

good morning

learning so much about modern spongebob.... what do you mean the chocolate ladies, bubble bass, and nosferatu have all had their characters expanded. why did "my leg" get a backstory episode.

in case U were curiosa open.spotify.com/playlist/4GG...

and i'm out here tinkling

i need to birth a new variant of this gif but im too busy working on my dissertation and job applications :/

im scared to admit that to this day im not entirely sure what a combi versace is

did i cry myself to sleep about that? cheat about that? rot teeth about that? did i sweat hours a week about that? compete about that? lose my freak about that?

girl im bored lets be lesbians

for the longest time i thought this lady was who yall were talking about when you said zara larsson and i really doubted her music would be THAT good..

Drip drop i'm a lip lock lady Lipgloss on the thick cock candy Tick tock tiddies flip flop crazy Ziplock pussy tight pussy gravy

the new mitski song is so gorgeous

so there's this timeless song . open.spotify.com/track/0NDKrx...

How did we get here. When i used to know you so well.

donatella VERSACE💜

almost applied to a job that matched my scientific specialties, salary expectation, and location until i read that they require a valid driver's license for up to 50% travel

cauliflower is such a pointless vegetable

joanne, joanne, joanne i'm beggin of you, rest in peace to my aunt

submitted manuscript last night now working on my dissertation and job applications full time

spongebob:

This woman has survived so much. Shia LaBeouf literally tried to murder her. Im so happy that this woman’s art and voice has survived. My God does she deserve this.

bad bunny better win aoty..

permission to give nonbinary vibes on my birthday your honour..

little known fact is that spongebob has a pet scallop named shelley who has been present in the background of many, many episodes

happy sunday anyway tag and label your nudes on here idk why this needs repeating

automated birthday message from a dispensary i went to once five years ago in my inbox this morning

when you bake a loaf of bread are you supposed to whisper manifestations into the dough ?