enjoying octopath 0 so far i just wish it would stop saving in a new slot everytime i save or im gonna bite somebody

she was right and she got clowned for it music.apple.com/gb/album/sav...

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monday again is it

i love having ocd its so fun to constantly feel like im being hunted for sport

good morning

what the fuck is a “rage room” please never inv me they are gonna have to shoot darts at me like harambe (i also doubt theres a bar)

100 years and its back to eating rations again except they charge u for it and give you 30% off the first month

i feel like watching this show as a teenager permanently made my brain worser

one day i’ll learn to stop winging all my exams but that day is not today (or ever probably)

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day 9 billion of posting this scene cause im rewatching pan’s labyrinth again

It wasn’t premature ejaculation, babe. It was honorable discharge

everything's starly

When right wingers ask “why do you lot have to have your pride and rainbow flags anyway, we don’t get straight pride” it’s because this is what they did to us, and what an extreme minority still would have done to us given half the chance www.bbc.com/news/article...

heated rivalry single handedly causing the great fujoshi renaissance of 2025

Men don’t tea bag enough

Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.

“continue without supporting us.”

idc if i sound dumb for believing in a sixth sense cause some people have a chilling presence that can be detected before you see them

awake

Wes Streeting to begin trial into new "Simply stop caring if the patients live or die" approach. The study will initially cover every practitioner in the NHS, gradually expanding to cover everyone who thought they could escape his clutches.

gender affirming fucking dying of the common cold

I DELETED HINGE AND TINDER

Peecember

My cat... might hate me...

Britain is definitely a democracy I conclude as I watch the media carry out the plan the remove Rachel Reeves they clearly decided on months ago.

i hate that i laugh when it gets awkward like pls never tell me ur dad left unless I’m expecting it

Greedy Britney Spears be like hit me baby two more times

Careful please, that’s a load-bearing delusion

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.

feeling so normal about the sun setting before dinnertime

ADHD is the largest treatable cause of unemployment. Of suicide. Of accidents. Of violent crime. Of drug addiction. Of poverty. Yet less than 1 in 20 people who have it who are over 40 are diagnosed, and the current system will never diagnose even 1 in 10 of them.

Everyone's pipes when the weather warms back up:

I'm a centrist because I benefit by nothing ever changing.

i love not pre ordering octopath 0 as if i wont immediately buy it upon its release cause sigurd is in it

happy st andrews day

bf told me he loves wicked

If you want to be successful you need to sleep 4 hours per night. Additionally you need to dream of success when you sleep. Finally the best succesleep (success and sleep because maximizing efficiency is also key to success) comes from having nightmares of failure. Sleep well, future winners.

BRING BACK THE NINTENDO DS

the “woke left” doesnt want you to know but this is the peak male physique

how it feels to agilitymog a crowd of pensioners at the markets