no doctor i dont have “obsessive compulsive disorder” you see theres this fucking magpie and hes intent on ruining my life

bought english milk by mistake

matthew lillard spit in my mouth

the alex jones video but its just a french guy saying goodbye repeatedly

My adult erotica is so classy. I use big words like “buxom” and “beguiled” and “massive juggs”

when i'm drunk at the club i wanna be felt up

new lilyisthatyou single let me clock in

Sometimes you are like : yah I am sleepy but I can push through Remind yourself : no you can’t go and sleep you eepy boy

“healing content” not be a religious psyop challenge do that challenge

i am exactly where i need to be to become who i’m meant to be

this is crazy

#UnicornOverlord #Nigel

Happy sunday everyone

Grindr 2035: you open the app into an ad that requires you to close it ten times before you get to see the single unblurred square on your grid. You can unblur the rest if you pay for XTRA Lite ($15/week) but you still have to watch an ad to read your messages and another to send one

guy who doesn't like bloodborne: btw in case you were curious, no, i don't like bloodborne

if anyone needs a guide on how to sext me, this is how:

while a blizzard would be cool i realistically will dropout if it snows

Boy doodles

twitter is dead but im way too lazy to make an alt on here

“Of course I don’t support abolishing ICE, they need more training.”

in all of my years being alive nobody has sufficiently explained how marriage isn’t just an ownership contract

heated rivalry

my enemies: sephiroth posting (over the top, sinister) me: sephiroth posting (channeling a great and terrible vengeance)

i always want to put out a weekly psa like hey! heyyyy is anybody mad at me? are u keeping anything in? time to tell me!!!!

unicorn overlord has some bangers i love this little faggot

You're watching BBC Scotland.

overstaying a visa is the primary way people maintain an unauthorized presence in the United States. overstaying your visa is a civil infraction, like a five over speeding ticket. this is like saying there's no humane way to do traffic enforcement

WV (※사진참고)

| The Lovers | Finally have a card for them... 😌💕 #dragonage

Scooby Doo 2: With Big Naturals

I would consider having kids if one single person alive made it look a jot of fun

god weeps everytime you shave ur bush off btw thatsvwhy theres a hole in the ozone layer

gambit in xmen 97 is important to me

orange order folks tryna present it at peak masculinity is so funny to me cause i suck dick and thats still not as gay as playing the flute while wearing a sash

gm

conditioned my hair and now i feel like him

gm

and if i said decades of marvel slop and army self sucks in movies is just so ur cool with getting drafted when it happens

犬張子⋯⋯🐶🐶❤️💙🤍

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

where i create from

This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.

tattoo idea

Not everyone understands how it is to carry around fat balls all day every day

björk this björk that, the only björk i know is björking my peanits

i love shakira but that nun clocked her so bad like she kinda does sing like a goat 😭😭😭

y'shtola is so fckn funny man