guys be like “i’m going undercover”

problematic mage gap (his spells are more powerful and advanced than mine)

the most talented artists in the world are making homoerotic fanart for a videogame you've never heard of

Thinking about bulges, and bulge related activities (unwrapping)

refusing to fall for legends ZA propaganda even though i love frosslass

take a trip with me on our accessible holiday 🤩❤️ (I love pimping out my spazzy kids for views)

frotting 💗🩷🤍❤️🩷🤍❤️🩷🤍💗🩷❤️💗🩷🤍🩷❤️💗❤️🩷🤍

the longest part was literally the last chapter as usual but nobody died so we won actually

yeah man idk my therapist said it would cure my depression if you let me sniff your sweaty jock isn’t that wild ha ha

people publicly spouting facist rhetoric is getting so tiring

Just saw a freakin SKELETON in front of someone’s house. Propped up like a some sort of twisted decoration. Terrifying. What is this world coming to?

I’m at Lib Dem conference in Glasgow for work today. Thought this was quite an arty nod to the Finnieston crane before realising it’s actually the shadow of the lectern.

if brute forcing everything is “bad” then why does it work

a woman isn’t really an ally unless she let’s her gay friends fuck her boyfriend

all this rain got me wishing I was cuddling with someone’s son rn… 😪

the only good dog movie ive decided but also why the fuck is it so crunchy i need to stop posting when im tired

😛😛😛😛

sitting politely

The real fat cocks are the friends we made along the way

Day 2 - Indulgence/Oral

So eager...

maybe the real nonbinary bear trade were the albums we listened to along the way music.apple.com/gb/album/bbn...

“batch cooking on a sunday” what am i running a fucking boarding school be serious who the fuck wants to eat food that was made days ago

They saw you from across the bar and they really hate your vibe.

are you even bros if you haven’t watched him fuck your boyfriend?

Totalitarianism is here

"am i a pathological people-pleaser?" hmmm... i don't know, would you like me to be?

bible "sales"? the clergy doesn't want you to know this but the bibles at the church are free you can take them home. i have 458 bibles

oop tea

such a great game shame its tainted by the lawsuit cuz they did a full nude shower scene without telling the dude playing the character

i havent watched a dog movie since the one where the dog fucking dies so if tht happens again i wont be able to cope tbh

*shoving my phone up my ass* edelgard was right

More banter. #⚔️

saying i’ll top actually topping

POV you are about to have the worst sex of your life

Body dysmorphia

when i pass by other gay guys on the street i can’t help but wonder if we’re in competition or if we’re gonna have sex

need a haircut so bad but my barber put his prices up by a fiver

maybe god left cause we decend into facism every hundred years

most of my personality is just reused dragon age 2 diologue

men invented eugenics as a way to call other men hot without actually saying it

Id be unstoppable if small talk didnt make me want to remove each individual capillary from my body