Staring contest?

i wrote a recipe & it would be really cool if yall checked it out (maybe even made it yourself and showed me) 🥺👉🏾👈🏾 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/joemakes...

This is the best invention in the history of mankind

Ok fine I’m bored tell me what pokemon types i’d be :3 (theres 2 correct answers)

I was so ahead of fursday

MOMMY DOESNT NEED ANYONE (managed to get it at 4 am a few hours before the banner ended)

God needs to stop wasting good character designs on poorly written characters

Me after drinking coffee all day and forgetting to take my antidepressants: why am I so anxious

Palia kinda has the best storage system, there’s one global storage and u increase its capacity by adding more chests so u can access everything from one place

Camels arriving at hump day and only seeing butts

Ok so here’s the plan: I’ll be your boy for 2 months, u tell ur friends I’m too fun, we’ll be naked and never sober cz this feels like eurosummer

Belle in the Beast’s castle:

When someone says they have to pee so I get to tell them “Go piss girl”

How it feels looking for a new wallpaper that is not AI

New wallpaper :333

Sometimes I wanna ask oomf if he muted me but then remember this is not a normal human interaction

Denia saying “please don’t” then her corrupted form saying “look at me” is a small detail that scratches the right spot in my brain

Puss puss So wet under these bedsheets Talk to you in Swedish Puss puss

Do u think thats why she wrote the song?

hey. About 2 months ago sadly, I lost my account. I managed to get my @ back but I lost all of my bloomfs. Please help me reach them again ❤️

Genuinely what’s wrong with him?

Thigh content?

Call him a website the way I be accepting his cookie

Her ending the album with this

When you post a meme and realize u didnt crop it correctly

He thinks he is a berry 😭

My brain gets bored of working on one task for too long but also said brain doesn’t have the ability to switch tasks so what am I supposed to do

I got John, I keep back home But his best friend is on my phone Then there's Tommy, he's got dough I got so, so, so, so I got Chris, I met online Sean ain't shit, but he's so fine I might be theirs, but they ain't mine I got so, so, so, so, so many hoes

Your WHO??

When someone starts a conversation then stops responding

Lady Gaga:

The Marías making sure before releasing their song:

When people try to label every little trait related to organizing stuff as ocd… Like my ocd makes me wanna kms actually

If you let me stay the night, well, I think I might just have to stay forever

How did we go from this to Digital Fantasy and Hello Kitty

Due to foreskin circumcises, fcf will be extended for one more day

Load this

I haven’t listened to Madonna’s new album but from everyone’s reactions I can tell that it’s not another Pink Friday 2 situation (thank god)

Ok so we gotta wait for their chatgpt daily limit to reset before we get the image loading issue fixed

Even if my pics r not loading I hope u guys know that they r good

Blue is kinda the most liked color

Why does Peter look like Meghan Trainor in the first frame…

FPS gamers:

One of the best life experiences is when u meet someone and you immediately click

They should invent a search engine that tells me to stfu when i search my symptoms

Thanks to Britney Spears I always type “everytime” before correcting it to “every time”