do I bully oomf too ouch

my friends, my faguettes

post bar pb&j

pre bar pb&j

Keep finding more white chest hairs

Build a bear has changed since I was a kid

I like discourse it gives me something to read on the train

going out 2nite with my queers

again I hate rate a queen

The week 2 talent show

wdym it’s gonna feel like -16 tomorrow, this ain’t Svalbard???

Opening the bathroom door after i was in the shower like why are they simply the best little angel babies in the world

She could have been Canada’s Miley Cyrus

#NJ11 update: New Jersey counted roughly 2,000 ballots today, and Analilia Mejia increased hear lead over Tom Malinowski from 0.8% to 1.1% (that's roughly +474 to +676).

And the lizard lunge she is so important to me

I will feel better if I work out but I gotta be honest I feel really good under this blanket rn

J.D. Vance was booed so badly at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony that even the announcers commented on it. “There is the Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife Usha—OOP, those are not… uh… those are a lot of boos for him. Whistling, jeering, some applause.”

clear sky is a dangerous thing for a nosey girl like myself to have access to

this is one of my big three anti brunch reasons

if there is ever a typo in my post please contact @breakabone.bsky.social for support he is an expert at deciphering what I am trying to say, thank you

WHY is OUTLOOK not SAVING MY SIGNATURES

they probably looked at this first person to eat sour cream with such disgust

why do we call Booby traps, booby traps? Were they invented by particularly buff jigsaw

How your email finds us

not to get into but I do feel like swift’s penchant for clues and Easter eggs has done irreparable damage to the singer songwriter community as it feels like every time another artist releases music every fan is acting like Nancy drew

Suey:

what an interesting creative direction the photographer took

have just learned of the term solo poly and while I do think titles are important in helping to understand dynamics, I simply don’t understand how it is any different than being single with deep friendships??

raise your hand if your bussy is rooting AND tooting??

living under a half hour commute distance from your job is a huge quality of life upgrade. takes me an hour to get to my office when I go in and tonight I got home and was like “how did I manage to do everything when I got home from work before” and the answer was i lived under ten minutes away

Chappell roan Fortnite skin, faguettes won

No, next question

I haven’t had an in office manager in like 8 years and I don’t really ever want one again

sometimes someone in the office will say “oh I recognized you because I see your bald head on zoom in my boss’s meeting” and it’s like okay why you always looking at me 🫣😝🥰

Almost trauma dumped on a quote post, but stopped myself 🫦

Protein coffee son or mushroom coffee daughter

Once again applying for the NYC Marathon lottery

Good morning to you too

twice this week I’ve come in to the office to someone sitting at my desk (assigned, with a name tag and personal stuff in it) because they didn’t reserve a desk and like I can understand taking it if I wasn’t in by like 10:30 but to do it right nine is a little aggressive

using this headline to tell me I owe $166.38 for my in-network doctor visit and blood work lol, lmao even

I used to put t shirts on my head like a wig and pretend I was sailor Jupiter

greenwashing is bad but i do think there was an overcorrection in people only blaming corporations because now people use the “I’m just on person” to justify their use of AI to make a list of wine they might like

it is a terrible day for journalism

Why are photojournalists important? Imagine your news outlet not having cameras when the January 6th insurrection happened.

are u gonna spend ur whole life as a gay guy with gas or are u gonna stand up and be a FAG that FARTS

people keep positing selfies in r/gaybros - the homosexuals long for the return of Me Mondays

apples autocorrect really throwing words out there because why did you autocorrect in a conversation about food “because of the sodium” to “because of the Maoism”

how localswampgay got her groove back

how do I get money but also don’t have to work

it smells like hot dogs in this break room