drama on r/baking because a woman asked her husband to make cookies and they came out terribly and every one is calling it weaponized incompetence and it’s so bad the mods had to lock the post

passport was approved

still not over scream giving Sydney two separate love interests that are cops named mark

Swedish house mafia told not worry and that heaven has a plan for me, so I’m not gonna worry cuz heaven has plan for me

now what gay at chubbies pitched this

hate spring cuz in addition to the normal dry eyes drowsy nonsense of allergies it’s like the death rattle for dry skin where it feels worse than in January

what if instead of organizing time by months it was just days like Day 1-365 of ______

DONT open your windows it’s a trap by Big Pollen Toni defy your nussies

haha it’s so funny to be homophobic haha look at how edgy I am haha I haven’t graduated last a 2005 middle schooler level of humor lol

bat or frog

my job requiring us to do social media training but i think im already pretty good at it so

the rose petals falling from beauty and the beast but it’s every new gray chest hair that pops up

Elizabeth Banks they’ll never make me hate your work

Pedro Pascal’s Salty Shaft

what if boogers are actually just pieces of brain matter trickling down from up there - have doctors looked into this?

it’s not that I necessarily dislike going into an office, I just don’t see the reason if I only talk to like2 people at most throughout any day in here

Anyway, even if the author wasn’t a massive fucking bigot, even if I were not 38 years old and still enchanted by the story, I would be like, “Give it a rest already.” It’s exhausting.

I’m annoymaxxing

with all this talk of the Disney Mount Rushmore - I couldn’t help but think who would be on my NJ Mount Rushmore and I think I landed on Frank Sinatata, Whitney Houston, Dionne Warwick and Lauryn Hill maybe Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi

Divas

The man who has NYC-ish as his scruff name when he is in Morris County NJ stop lying

my ideal retirement scenario I own enough acres to open a no kill animal shelter and when I finally pass have my ashes spread across the land. But that seems unlikely so if I die on the way home from my shift serving the tech overlords, let the rats and stray cats and raccoons have my body

keep getting ads for cunty little spring jackets and they’re all 250 bucks

AI is dying RT to make it die faster.

towel Tuesday? Titty Tuesday? No, T. rex Tuesday show those tiny arms and overbite

genuinely think something in my brain broke post 2024 over how people actively chose this hell again

the lack of special awareness of the group of golden doodle owners who walk their dogs off leash in the park will one day be their downfall

I bet a brain massage would feel really good

brown butter miso gochujang jizz

it’d be cool if semen came in different flavors like cool ranch or balsamic glaze

saw bad take on something inconsequential but I kept on scrolling cuz in the end none of this matters

woman who cc’s me on every email she sends my team and marks every email as a rush will spend eternity in purgatory repeatedly trying to send an important email that stays in the outbox

why does my stomach feel like wet cement and what can I do about it

I need people from NYC to please stop moving to NJ and instead consider CT or a return to their Midwest roots you are making things too expensive pls and thank you

The duality of being told I need to take my PTO and then having to jump through hoops to do so

More likes in a picture where my baldness is covered than when she is free, I see how you all really feel

I lived so many lives in my dreams last night and NONE of them were good

I would like 75 million dollars pls

theme was beige

fa goat tree

We're adorable. CC @localswampgay.bsky.social

Wow okay

singing breathe by Michelle branch with the windows down

She has looked into the void and she has seen what comes

All Hail Frogcaccia

good morning in my quest for frogcaccia I almost drank from the bottle of olive oil instead of my coffee mug, catching myself just as the neck reached my lips

love my gay cat

update I’m very sold on this

Chappell Roan beefing with the city of Rio de Janeiro

what if feels like running to The Veronicas “untouched”