hey just checking, but can I bite your butt??

Actually really love seeing everyone’s little photo dumps like Yes please share the things that bring you joy.

every time I post:

Calling in with rapture 2morrow

My gooch to my bussy:

Jesus Christ did not die for me to have a job, he died for me to have illicit gay sex

has anyone seen my attention span it was here just a minute ago

Have eaten enough bread in the last 24 hours to power a collegiate track team

am I in love with oomf? Do I want to be oomf? Should I single white female oomf?

Need to be like sister act 2 and get back in the habit of my normal sleep and workout routines

There was a jacket I was going to ask my parents for my birthday that has seemingly disappeared from the Abercrombie website and it was there on Friday

I am about to make a Sunday so cozy

t shirt idea: “ I got shigella from eating ASS”

It is the last day of summer

Saying “My girlfriend says she looks like you” to Noel - oh Iain the way I know you’ve broken the hearts of many a baby gay in college

Those that loaf together stick together (behind the mess of the junk room in the top photo)

halloween costume ideas: slutty mr. Clean, slutty Charlie Brown, bald eagle

Keep getting ads for wolaco running tights and they talk about their “modesty patch” but in every ad I can see their model is cut

good evening my tator tots and my tator thots

did not even take my pants off, but did get in the door which is growth I think

wut

Christopher Street PATH having the name Hudson Tunnels makes it seem so ominous

Run your tongue over my bottom retainer when we kiss 😘

Almost sent an email with “as soon as pissable”

Sherrrill doing this cuz she wants to appeal to NJ people voting for Jack and it’s like they aren’t switching for you Mikie- they aren’t even gonna know you signed this because you’re barely even campaigning

wearing boxers to the underwear party cuz I’m shy

Waiting for that post bath cheese

dog groomer called me papa

good morning my crullers and donut holes

That’s right I’m a ray of sunshine

What is the @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Made the mistake of going for my run right as the high school track team was doing their waves and with each mens group that passed me was hit with a wave of BO so powerful it could knock out an elephant.

quote this with your most inhale worthy, scratch n sniff, put the oxygen mask over yourself before helping others gooch picture

Referred to as a zillenial by a coworker

Dreams have been super vivid coocoo bananas lately which means only one thing: I’m gonna become the teen savior of the world

anyone got any secrets they want to tell my pets and I?

He’s a human palette for god’s oil painting of a golden doodle

“We’re cutting fifth period,” I say making the executive decision to finish the rest of the day working from home

My autumnussy is throbbing 2day

this came up in a conversation this past weekend, but those of you who are uncircumcised - have you ever pinched the skin at the tip in the shower, filling it with liquid like a balloon?

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

are you a hevy gay or a strava gay

Ran through the woods to defying gravity and jumped every time Cynthia said “fly”

Tuesday update: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😮‍💨AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The 2000s magazine industrial complex

Little Swampsters

are life coaches still a thing or should I just crowdsource my next moves from you, my swampettes and swampohs

i saw goody proctor huffing sweaty jock boxers