localswampgay
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Here I am, once again bald advocate
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I donāt mind straight people but Iād like it if they stop following me here Kthnx
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drama on r/baking because a woman asked her husband to make cookies and they came out terribly and every one is calling it weaponized incompetence and itās so bad the mods had to lock the post
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passport was approved
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still not over scream giving Sydney two separate love interests that are cops named mark
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Swedish house mafia told not worry and that heaven has a plan for me, so Iām not gonna worry cuz heaven has plan for me
about 13 hours ago
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now what gay at chubbies pitched this
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hate spring cuz in addition to the normal dry eyes drowsy nonsense of allergies itās like the death rattle for dry skin where it feels worse than in January
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what if instead of organizing time by months it was just days like Day 1-365 of ______
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DONT open your windows itās a trap by Big Pollen Toni defy your nussies
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haha itās so funny to be homophobic haha look at how edgy I am haha I havenāt graduated last a 2005 middle schooler level of humor lol
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bat or frog
about 20 hours ago
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my job requiring us to do social media training but i think im already pretty good at it so
about 21 hours ago
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the rose petals falling from beauty and the beast but itās every new gray chest hair that pops up
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Elizabeth Banks theyāll never make me hate your work
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Pedro Pascalās Salty Shaft
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what if boogers are actually just pieces of brain matter trickling down from up there - have doctors looked into this?
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itās not that I necessarily dislike going into an office, I just donāt see the reason if I only talk to like2 people at most throughout any day in here
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Mara Wilson
1 day ago
Anyway, even if the author wasnāt a massive fucking bigot, even if I were not 38 years old and still enchanted by the story, I would be like, āGive it a rest already.ā Itās exhausting.
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boston gay boyā¢ļø (boston 1/1-12/31)
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Iām annoymaxxing
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with all this talk of the Disney Mount Rushmore - I couldnāt help but think who would be on my NJ Mount Rushmore and I think I landed on Frank Sinatata, Whitney Houston, Dionne Warwick and Lauryn Hill maybe Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi
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Divas
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The man who has NYC-ish as his scruff name when he is in Morris County NJ stop lying
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my ideal retirement scenario I own enough acres to open a no kill animal shelter and when I finally pass have my ashes spread across the land. But that seems unlikely so if I die on the way home from my shift serving the tech overlords, let the rats and stray cats and raccoons have my body
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keep getting ads for cunty little spring jackets and theyāre all 250 bucks
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į“ᓢᓠšŗ
3 days ago
AI is dying RT to make it die faster.
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towel Tuesday? Titty Tuesday? No, T. rex Tuesday show those tiny arms and overbite
2 days ago
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genuinely think something in my brain broke post 2024 over how people actively chose this hell again
2 days ago
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the lack of special awareness of the group of golden doodle owners who walk their dogs off leash in the park will one day be their downfall
2 days ago
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I bet a brain massage would feel really good
3 days ago
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princess diana ross matthews
3 days ago
brown butter miso gochujang jizz
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itād be cool if semen came in different flavors like cool ranch or balsamic glaze
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saw bad take on something inconsequential but I kept on scrolling cuz in the end none of this matters
3 days ago
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woman who ccās me on every email she sends my team and marks every email as a rush will spend eternity in purgatory repeatedly trying to send an important email that stays in the outbox
3 days ago
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why does my stomach feel like wet cement and what can I do about it
4 days ago
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I need people from NYC to please stop moving to NJ and instead consider CT or a return to their Midwest roots you are making things too expensive pls and thank you
4 days ago
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The duality of being told I need to take my PTO and then having to jump through hoops to do so
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4 days ago
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More likes in a picture where my baldness is covered than when she is free, I see how you all really feel
4 days ago
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I lived so many lives in my dreams last night and NONE of them were good
4 days ago
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I would like 75 million dollars pls
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theme was beige
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fa goat tree
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Whiskeysmash
4 days ago
We're adorable. CC
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Wow okay
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4 days ago
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singing breathe by Michelle branch with the windows down
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She has looked into the void and she has seen what comes
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5 days ago
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All Hail Frogcaccia
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5 days ago
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good morning in my quest for frogcaccia I almost drank from the bottle of olive oil instead of my coffee mug, catching myself just as the neck reached my lips
5 days ago
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love my gay cat
5 days ago
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update Iām very sold on this
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Chappell Roan beefing with the city of Rio de Janeiro
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what if feels like running to The Veronicas āuntouchedā
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