localswampgay
@localswampgay.bsky.social
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Here I am, once again bald advocate
pinned post!
I don’t mind straight people but I’d like it if they stop following me here Kthnx
7 months ago
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“NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND, OH FORGET ABOUT; ILL BE GOOD, ILL BE FINE, I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT”
about 8 hours ago
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people who sit and idle their cars!
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about 9 hours ago
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what else shall I bemoan today
about 13 hours ago
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nyc influencers love to be like “there’s this amazing thing an hour from Manhattan” and it will be in NJ
about 13 hours ago
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should I respond to the DL, fifty year old side who can’t host that only sends a disappearing face picture
about 14 hours ago
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actually, as a gay man, I didn’t know I needed a whole butt routine?? it’s also funny how these ads pretty much showing full ass but my little harlots on their close friends can’t post bulge without getting a story down
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about 15 hours ago
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manager is very inconsistent with how he chooses to do things which is very frustrating to work with
about 16 hours ago
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you’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big
1 day ago
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you’ll know in your heart if you’re in my skircle
1 day ago
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I like jem’s artistry
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1 day ago
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we gotta be a little more creative with quote post prompts people
1 day ago
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I saw a fox, red shouldered hawk and a dump truck ass on my run today
1 day ago
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very big believe in, if it’s not edible, do not use it to decorate your cake
1 day ago
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knowing I need to take a day off for my sanity but also not wanting to have to go to the trouble of finding coverage
1 day ago
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wonder if the elgeebiticues from GBBO have explored each others bodies
1 day ago
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I can respect an unfollow, but a mute?
1 day ago
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maybe the fantavirus will decrease rent amounts
1 day ago
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Former potluck review woman peddling disinformation “abortions can be reversed” if you don’t shut your mouth
1 day ago
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I don’t care for the term “fridge cigarette”
2 days ago
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impossible question to ask since we have so many and span a 15 year age range
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2 days ago
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it’s gotta be so easy to move through life without sweet tooth
2 days ago
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my cat is terrified of balloons which is very funny
2 days ago
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this is localswampmother
2 days ago
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Donut disappoint mother
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3 days ago
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I made my mom donuts from a health food blog almost ten years ago and they’re okay donuts, not great donuts, but it’s like the one thing she asks for every year so hear I am cracking open chocolate covered Katie’s cookbook
3 days ago
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tell your moms that localswampgay says happy Mother’s Day
3 days ago
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the coolest people on the GSP south tonight were me and the one other person who had their hazards on in the fog so thick you’ll couldn’t see a sign until you were five feet from it btw
3 days ago
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what’s everyone up to
3 days ago
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I’ve been listening to Eastside Girls on repeat since yesterday
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4 days ago
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have a pimple where my beard meets the part of my neck I shave and it’s a shaving day what’s a girl to do
4 days ago
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“Powers restored” with a haircut picture is actually baldphobic :(
4 days ago
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take all of Gracie Abrams fame and give it to Maisie Peters
4 days ago
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reposted by
localswampgay
van cartier
5 days ago
Yes, in the same way that the microwave has made us all chefs.
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the funny thing about someone on hinge saying “sorry didn’t reply, I was on the west coast!” Is that I too, was on the west coast at the same time
5 days ago
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department head letting us know we only have to come in 2 days a week in the summer when I’ve already only been coming in one day for like the last two months
5 days ago
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checking the “popular with friends” tab to figure out who
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5 days ago
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"LA, Berlin, haircut, safety pin, Detroit, Tokyo - all things astrological, Nashville, London, negroni with a nice gin, Austin, Paris, fuck she’s nonmonogamous"
5 days ago
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Care Bear approved
5 days ago
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when will celebrities in particular learn that the all or nothing morality does little to make people see their pov and in fact makes them less likely to listen to
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5 days ago
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none of you bitches have said me yet???? guess you’re not real swampettes and swampbros
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5 days ago
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if I were in control, people who walk four across on the inner most lanes of a track would be fined
5 days ago
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me and who
5 days ago
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heal me nilla wafers
6 days ago
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heterosexual people are so funny because Reese would 100% learn about Grindr, make an account and then try selling his underwear and socks, but can’t get buyers so starts catfishing as someone else
6 days ago
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this is an unpopular opinion but I am in favor of I’ve breakers when you are forcing a new group together, please let me riff off a script
6 days ago
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me in the seminar about AI and Data Science today: I can see where this application is useful for *some* tasks and processes, but for my day to day you are essentially telling me to add an extra two or three steps to effectively do what my eyes and reading comprehension are already capable of
6 days ago
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localswampgay
Best Boilet, kupo!
6 days ago
It’s not okay to play favorites unless I’m one of the favorites
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my head looks like the moon with the amount I am breaking out and i have to be in a bunch of in person meetings today, diva down
7 days ago
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Misheard a lyrics as “done staring at the void; been casting with the boys” instead of “spin-casting” and this is all I picture when I listen to the song
7 days ago
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Ornithologists:
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7 days ago
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