pekan snittar remains an elite holiday cookie btw. Minimal ingredients, quick bake and it is salty, sweet, nutty and makes enough to gift. Will keep well wrapped, won’t damage in shipping. 10/10 no notes

you think the elves have ever used Christmas lights as anal beads

That scene and wolf parade song is actually exactly what I needed at age 15 tbh

Need a bonfire to close out 2025

Baby bottle gently used

I’m just learning there’s no tea in a Long Island iced tea??

Gay with bleach blonde leopard print hair what are you going through

If I can touch your car from the curb as you go pass you are too close to the curb

what happened to “hi, how are you?”

The Santa Clause and the Slayer line following a similar path of a chosen one being watched and observed before they might be called to become the next omnipotent being and/or demon slayer

I’ve said it before about The Santa Clause, but actually kind of insane a company would have their holiday party ON Christmas Eve

Dinotopians:

According to my watch I stood 44 hours and walked 6.4 miles and I didn’t even leave the kitchen

one day I’ll have a walk in closet for baking stuff

Baking is a science up until the point a recipe asks me to use a specific ingredient, but not the entire package of said ingredient leaving me with just a sprinkle of something left. Then it’s artist discretion

Grinch in the final ten minutes of the movie

on 2 day 2 (they wear scarves cuz they’re gay

why are you all awake right now

milk and cookies could be a euphemism for cock and balls

must speak my truth, everyone keeps using matcha for their holiday baking and it ruffles something within my soul. Matcha is a spring time flavor!!! you’re just using it to make cookies green!!

just made a really good caramel

wrists too limp I just sprained it opening my jar of vanilla bean paste

cookie weekend approaches

No one has done more for me this year than her 👁️👄👁️

btw without fail if you go Sunday nights around 7:00 you will see the single heterosexual men with the biggest asses and almost no one else

why do I always get a pimple on the tip of my nose before our big department meetings in this a sign

look at all these go getters out in the road at 6 am

Hate how when i have to wake up early im nervous about waking up on time and as such wake up like every two hours

Who Lore states that the Holiday Cheermeister, the highest honor bestowed on a Who, was pampered and regaled throughout December before being sacrificed on December 25 to ensure a bountiful new year.

making myself angry by looking at comments about the garden state equality director; someone stop me

ran five miles under 40 minutes for the first time in months

combined the hot chocolate pod and hazelnut coffee pod at the office for a fun festive drink

feel like KAB recipe of the year for 2026 is gonna fall into the bar/blondie/brownie category

Whispered, Open ~Bussaseme~

I know this is in reference to the clothing but singlets is a cute name for a group of single gays

clean the roof of your car you nitwits

tis the season

where are my backup singers????

what am I supposed to wear to holiday party in Atlanta??? are sweaters a thing there or will I die of heat exhaustion

Christy Carlson Romano has a darkness to her

birds keep pooping on my car and like I’m a vegetarian, sisters why have you punished me

weve done no such thing, my lawyers will be in touch

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

got home at 3:30 am, cleaned off cars and shoveled walkways, fought wegmans Sunday crowds and spent four hours surrounded by extended family one five hours of sleep. I am the sleepiest sugar plum in all the North Pole

She’s actually a southern girl at heart

It’s called fashun

if you stuck a candy cane up your butt would it dissolve

what are you gonna do about it, 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺?

unlike the heterosexual wearing Santa outfits this year, I will be wearing a little elf hat because im a faggot

now why on a completely empty track are you choosing to walk in the same lane I have been running in and then drifting into the lane I moved to