Update: she just spent the night in her crate with the door open 😂 Will continue leaving the door open to see if there's any changes, but for now, she's a certified crate dog 😂

There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult

My dog is getting the opportunity to sleep on the bed instead of her crate - she is deeply confused and concerned

you don’t need ai to develop video games for you.

gaming companies pivoting toward using gen ai for their games, “omg why aren’t people buying our games” brother YOU are part of the reason RAM prices are skyrocketing and regular everyday gamers can no longer afford the parts they need in order to play your games 😭

The FBI doesn't know who the Brown murderer is because that person has not turned themselves in yet.

If maybe all the FBI wasn’t doing bullshit immigration duty they could find the Brown murderer

The problem is not that we don't have good ideas. It's that the people with money have bad ideas.

Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor. "I can't afford a visual artist" So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them? Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.

Tetris causes pegging

This is gross. If you watch the interview with Piers Morgan, Piers asked him what work he'd like to be most remembered for. Meaning his movies. Rob responded with the classic turn of phrase. "Even the bad ones" was a cheeky reference to movies like North that weren't well received, not his son.

Mass shootings in the US, per Gun Violence Archive: 2015: 332 2016: 383 2017: 347 2018: 335 2019: 414 2020: 611 2021: 689 2022: 644 2023: 659 2024: 503 So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days. We do not have to keep living like this.

This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.

Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it. They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!

I am once again here to implore you to use ALT text on every single image you can. You can change your settings so that it won't let you post an image without it, and thus you don't have to worry about forgetting. It only takes a little to be inclusive.

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

Can we please keep in mind: People is not a legitimate news source. This has not been confirmed by authorities. Rob Reiner was making political enemies with what he was working on. It's fine if you have the opinion that he did it, he very well may have, but don't just assume it's true bc of People.

This. Adding on that I would like to encourage people to stop spreading information without even checking the sources. PEOPLE is not a credible source and every source I've seen sharing the same info - are using PEOPLE as *their* source.

Remember how much these people lost their minds when ONE right wing podcaster got shot. They dont care about you, they only care about themselves and what they can spin to suit their grift.

It was wild when they revealed all the ghosts in Luigi's mansion were dead pharmaceutical execs.

Fuck. Rest in peace, Rob & Michele Reiner

If you're reading this.. You should read more books. We all should. Everybody should replace some social media time with book time.

Well, golly gee, we wouldn't possibly want to acknowledge a brown average working class person as a human let alone a hero! Better cover up all those pesky details so everybody will acknowledge the real heroes - white tech bros. Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home

Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.

Begging people who make videos where you speak - lower your "background" music so you're actually audible and use subtitles. Please.

That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️

I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)

We ride at dawn

Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜

Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

"We got _ before GTA 6" "Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show" Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮‍💨

I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes. Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻

by the way, bro, progress is progress. A win is a win. Big or small. No matter how long it took you. Give yourself some damn credit.

Perfection.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

Every writer I know, every artist I follow, is in the fucking trenches trying to survive this shit. GenAI is not the future because if it keeps going there is no future, and even if it was that would be no excuse.

If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.

I think we should grab bigots by the ankles and dip them in acid. I think it would improve the world by a lot if we did that.

It's crazy to me how half a dose of nyquil drops me like a sack of rocks

"Dont believe everything you read on the internet!" But then they only say it on posts with mountains of easily findable fucking evidence supporting the post, meanwhile they believe any batshit rumor their friend Nancy shares.

I notoriously don't rewatch movies, even when I want to, I just generally don't? However, after 4 months, I am now on my 10th watch of the D&D movie. I think by default that makes it my favorite movie 😂

Been watching some musicals for the first time and currently on a movie adaption that just has me wondering: who is this for?

For those of us who are slow on the uptake, I think this is the USCG reference... www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Watching Wicked for the first time and... It is so on the nose with its messaging - conservatives who thought they were represented by the animals are truly delusional. Delusional or deeply, and I mean DEEPLY, in denial.

This shark week is kicking my ass fr right now. Whenever the cramps ease up I'm fighting god bc wtf is this shit.

Surviving purely off midol and lindt chocolate rn

I am not going to write a political fantasy. I am not going to write a political fantasy. I am not going to write a- Fuck. They're gonna make me write a political fantasy.