Internet never needed Age Verification for the 30+ years in existence Parents need to parent their kids. Not governments stripping people of their rights there is literally parental lock options on just about every device

AOC: The Republican Party’s brand is fear. They constantly want Americans in fear of somebody because, if you are not afraid of someone who is your neighbor, you’re going to realize who’s actually pickpocketing you.

ok this one got me

Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.

Yknow, it's so funny how conservatives online act like the way they talk and think about colored hair is normal. They act like it's some sort of repellant to "normal" people. I never get talked to more than when I have "weird" hair. Whether it's split dye or fashion colors.

Officially a Fat Queer Leftist with Blue Hair and Pronouns™️ All that's missing is a septum piercing! 😹

“AI companies need hundreds of billions in revenue or they’ll go bankrupt.” Wow, it sounds like AI companies have a terrible business model.

it’s not a pool. you can’t even go swimming in it

Actually, I think we SHOULD make the straights uncomfortable. It's for their own good

It's actually D.) The shower was too hot and caused both my arms to break out in a rash and I had to go take benadryl ✨️

Did i end my shower earlier than planned because: A.) I ran out of hot water B.) I got done earlier than expected Or C.) I just got lazy

Throwing every gender critical person's insulin out because I don't support them being on "a lifetime on medication."

Cats are so dramatic "I'M SO HUNGRY I HAVE TO EAT YOUR MATTRESS" Brother, you have an almost 100% filled to the brim dish of food wdym

I may be falling slightly in love with the new blocks actually.. Now I just need the fall drop to give me wool slabs for seating and red leaves 😩

It isn't anything impressive, but I'm really happy with this freestyle build! If you want to build like this but struggle to make good builds, I strongly recommend Cortezerino!

Recommendation:

The venn diagram of men who say women aren't funny and men who are incapable of identifying a joke is a circle.

I think it’s funny when people are like “omg she’s not wearing a bra” when I believe it’s actually pronounced “thank you”

you play videogames when they get released I buy them years later on sale and play them when nobody cares about them anymore we are not the same

all human behavior is quantifiable and therefore predictable in aggregate with extensive data collection and intelligent analysis VERSUS a guy who woke up weird

The venn diagram of guys who whine about needing a "straight pride month" and guys who complain about how much they hate their wives(or women in general) is a perfect circle.

Literally there are conversion therapy manuals that start with isolating your child from all potential sources of safeguarding and supportive information and cutting them off from unmonitored internet access so they can find the number for ChildLine while you're not watching is right up there.

If you think gaming is a male hobby, then you need to read up on gaming history. We wouldn't have modern video games if it wasn't for the women developers of the 70's and the girl games push of the 80's/90's. Gaming is for everyone.

If you think you’re suspicious enough of the police, you’re not. Watching this video blew my mind. DON’T TALK TO COPS. If you’re explaining, you’re losing. If one thinks you’re lying, they all will.

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

I have just started playing with the One Million Horses addon from the Minecraft Marketplace... I am lowkey obsessed with the kelpies 🥰

It's amazing how frequently I get called a dumbass by people who either can't or refuse to read.

Just saw that whole "half your age + 7" thing and just wanted to do a little PSA: If you have to do math to know whether or not it's appropriate for you to date someone... it probably just isn't.

The same Congress members instituting this surveillance state go on TV and complain that the FBI checked their phone logs for Jan 6.

Say it with me folks Global Surveillance State

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

I won't say that I definitely bruised my ribs coughing.. ..But I will say I may have bruised my ribs coughing.

I wish they made gummy vitamins without the vitamins 😔

Saw something that @realgdt.bsky.social said the other day, and remembered I had something I started a while ago that I should finish up. I'm so tired of all this.

I am excited for Chaos Cubed, but I wish it was swapped with the fall drop. It's disappointing that we aren't getting a rainbow of slabs and stairs in time for pride 😩

staryu said let them be gay

When I was hoping for the sinus pressure to go away, I did not mean I wanted to trade it for chest congestion 😭

Citizens do not exist to benefit the state States are meant to benefit citizens I think we’ve gotten this twisted

A bunch of people reached out after this to ask me to create a place to help out with this, and after thinking on it for a week, I've decided I can't afford to not accept help. gofund.me/f6d5369f6

The annoying part of being sick now that my throat doesn't hurt is how I've been up for like 4 and half hours, and I'm already exhausted.

PSA about early access games: Early access games by definition - are unfinished. Games being played Early access helps the devs find out about bugs before the final release.

The day I can play Paralives, I fear it will grasp me in its claws swiftly 😔

"say hello to my little friend" -The Mandalorian

When the Kindle is more expensive than the paperback

Taking this opportunity to recommend Aquarium of the Dead - if you don't have fun watching it... I honestly dont know what to tell you, I had a great time. Especially if you have somebody you can laugh at it with.

I always find this funny because I don’t expect you to explain it to your kid if you’re this confused. Find someone smarter than you to do it idk

It has taken approximately 24 hours' worth of just digging and repairing tools, but I have finally finished digging the mountain top!

Rating my experience living in a human body at 3.5/10 Mostly sturdy but too much maintenance and too many annoying small issues.

Ngl Cant get ahold of my two only friends rn and it is really stressing me tf out Not sure I've ever felt so isolated