The two stages of adulthood.

Remember the satisfaction of defragging our computers? I never understood, but I liked the colors!

10% of newlyweds regret their marriage within 24 hours!! 1% of transitioned folk regret getting transitioned - full stop/period. Ban marriage before transition.

Marlowe-matching, Sephie sleeping, Webster… just looking handsome.

there is such a magic to sitting on a tiny island in the boundary waters, seeing more stars than you could have imagined were up there, hearing the loons i hope we do not rob future generations of experiencing it

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social refers to Sodom and Gomorrah as “a more depraved Minneapolis and St. Paul” and that’s sticking with me. Like, which is which? Who was their version of Prince? How much more depraved? (This book is great and more will be coming from me about it, be warned)

Oh and one more thing: highlighting and underlining the fact that your delivery drivers don't make very much money and are at the mercy of tips is unfathomably stupid. That's an aspect of your business you need to run the fuck away from

What is your policy on Day Drinking

Folks, this is why we awhooooo

Some situations really try my new goal of being more generous of heart to people…

Hey #LSAT students, new real-life flaw just dropped!

Look, not everybody needs to be a strawberry, okay? There's room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by a handful of people around the holidays. I know you can. You can be fun if mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog

This new Protestant reformation of rejecting papal authority to support a dude who loves transactional indulgences is fucking wild.

I can’t be the only Protestant who is having flashbacks to confirmation classes, right?! Woof.

Half a bridge ain't a bridge.

Did not have repairing a schism on my 2026 bingo card

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin’ left ‘Cause I’ve been blastin’ and laughin’ so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.

Here’s the best pick of Milo, who owns @beffgus.bsky.social

Save the Boundary Waters. 🌲

It’s like the kakistocratic version of Henry, Edward, and Charles.

Wake up babe, new wallpaper just dropped

i dunno maybe it's because i'm in Minnesota and we kicked out Al Franken for squeezing his constituents' asses and now have a woman senator who is *currently holding the senate floor to save the boundary waters*, but you got a man with baggage? you can toss the man!

I rarely think about dinosaurs.

The contrast to the rhetoric around teen pregnancy in the 80s and 90s is notable, the replication of the logic around reproductive autonomy during chattel slavery is disturbing.

Ahahahaha! FAFO, unethical lawyers making dehumanizing and frivolous arguments in support of fascists!

I just signed the contract so I’m excited to announce - I’m going to be a professor again! I’m joining the faculty at Mitchell-Hamline School of Law in Academic Excellence this summer!

Everyone’s an expert on everything now. “Ask your doctor about…” I get mad each June as the stupidest person on my TL is suddenly an expert on the Constitution, and I’m just a simple lawyer. Can’t imagine how the man with a literal PhD who was chosen by an enclave of experts feels…

If taking photos of Hennepin Avenue gets you arrested, I'm in trouble.

Normalize changing your mind when you learn new information.

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

“Imagine if the police HAD gotten a warrant. They would have been able to search the house. That’s something the judge needs to pay attention to.” - Alito in the near future, probably

Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.

Tickets are gonna be so expensive for the John Lennon tour.

EVEN if you can’t empathize with someone or understand why it’s offensive, it’s not that hard to just, you know, NOT use the word. These bros who are so mad about the “woke PC police” are telling us they can’t offer basic decency to others (though you can bet they expect it themselves).

One of the most fundamental divides in our politics comes down to when you see an encampment, or see people at a bus stop struggling with addiction, do you want them to actually get help and get better? Or do you just not want to see “those people” in your neighborhood and want them gone?

In MAGA America, Hormuz blocks you.

How do we develop a system to weed these guys out before they get elected to anything? Should we just vote for all women for the next ten elections?

You can have pudding even if you don't eat your meat.

Yeah, Imma need John Mulaney to to an entire stand-up special on oral arguments at the Supreme Court. With more Scalia impressions, please.

In closing, I just want to say, all those reps who are braying about 25A are fucking cowards. They aren't calling for 25A because it is the right tool for the job. They are doing it because they are afraid of doing their job, taking a stand, and fighting back.

Good list of "seven prominent law professors" who would say anything Trump wanted them to say. Not sure what other takeaway they were looking for. bsky.app/profile/stev...

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

My home county stepping up! Maybe Wisconsinites have been pushed around enough already!!

I’m not saying any AI use for anything is bad. There are use-cases. But dear god they need to stop pushing it everywhere and we HAVE to get it out of our schools, now!

Funny that out of all universities Trump harassed, Georgetown is the one who came out swinging at every step. No fanfare, no noise. Serious stuff. Jesuits. Fighting stupidity since 1540. (that should be their slogan)

On a day when I am struggling to keep the lights on, I am thinking about those three teachers. Watch the news. Keep moving. Talk (and listen) to experts. I'll also recommend prayer, for those for whom it's relevant. That seems like about all we've got.