According to the King’s face, there is also a noticeable odor

They really want to make it awful for women to get a passport

Here’s the thing…we are going to have a population crash in a decade or two and we will have to rely on automation. We are creating this dystopian hellscape by refusing to accept reality and make things better. We don’t need to automate everything, we just need to let people enjoy their lives.

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It’s Tuesday, so the Trump DOJ is busy indicting Tangerine Travesty’s political opponents while also not releasing the Epstein Files www.npr.org/2026/04/28/n...

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The MSM is asking: “How did he go from teacher of the month to attempted assassin?” Have they been watching the news?

Just some info: GM is expecting a 500M tariff refund The average cost of a new car in America: $49,000-$50,000 The average cost of a new car in Europe (in dollars): $30,000-$40,000 The average cost of a new car in China: $18,000 - $23,500

It’s like watching a child who grew up in an evangelical household go to a real school

Someone needs to explain to Melania that those hats do nothing for her:

You gotta love living in a free country where the First Lady doesn’t understand the 1st amendment

The entire administration is so excited to greet the Royals because that’s the vibe they are going for

Rubio: imagine what Iran could do with a nuke!! Everyone else: shut the fuck up

When I moved to California, one shocker was my energy bill - much higher than other states but at least I do live in a nice climate. Now that data centers are popping up all over the Midwest, people who live in cold AF climates are paying even more than me.

What’s the difference between the terror unleashed by the shooter at the dinner and what the January 6-ers did at the Capitol? Absolutely nothing

It’s one of those “accidents on purpose” things

I get making therapy and mental health access easier through apps and online services but my friend just lost a daughter to suicide who had been reaching out via an app for medication, diagnosis, and help and only got the first two.

LOCK TRUMPS UP all Of them

I’ve always loved this one and it’s so goddamn true

Sometimes you just have to hold their feet to the fire:

Praising Karoline Leavitt for working at 39 weeks pregnant is great. Now let’s do it for all the other women who are forced to and even have to come back to work in less than 8 weeks because they are “essential”

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If they build that goddamn ballroom, I hope the next administration burns it down Blame it on a lithium battery

Peak capitalist apocalypse hellscape photo:

Liberals don’t dislike money or wealth, we just don’t think it’s more important than people

Quick, someone call the whambulance!

Musk is sueing Altman? They are eating their own now

We could live in a world of equity where strong nations protect the weak ones due to humanitarian reasons, not economic ones, but we are a broken species

Because he didn’t need the distractions in the press

I hope they have better security guarding the suspect than they did at the actual dinner

Yep

There is a local car dealership that has a great tag line: “Because a car is not a sweater” That works for Government too - “Because the Federal government is not a business”

Heavy stuff that sadly resonates

Somewhere people live their best life

She’s a rockstar

If Jesus wants to come back and rapture these assholes, no one would argue at this point

And he’ll bankrupt us all

I want to see Donald Trump dance with Camilla. The ground would open up and suck them both to hell.

Oil is fungible. If we destroy the Iranian economy, that in turn destroys our own. War is stupid.

Not for nothing but Pete Hegseth sure lost an opportunity to be the hero Oh wait, simply getting tattoos doesn’t make you tough or we would have roving biker gangs of former sorority sisters from the 90s out in the wild

Quick tip: if you are a “journalist” and your subject starts berating you, calling you names, and denigrating your profession — you leave

Georgia is burning and Sherman didn’t do it Wildfires are real and dangerous and only going to get worse

Ceasefire: I don’t think Israel knows what that word means

Oh, shocking!! It’s a new week and the new round of talks with Iran has already been canceled

Pepperidge Farm remembers when you could watch a sporting event without getting bombarded with betting and gambling ads

Now it’s coming out that the suspect traveled across country via train in order to evade any security regarding his weapons. … Whoops - looks like our gun laws suck