Hegseth is whining about fat generals when the Commander in Chief is this:

America is flat-lining

The kid didn’t make the soccer team. My heart is sad for him. He was the little soccer star on his elementary team but then Covid hit and we moved across the country and it was hard to get him in a program. Plus, it’s a different vibe out here. I think he’s handling this better than me.

What a douchebag

Suddenly, Republicans care about these programs. Usually, they are just trying to gut them.

So the rumor is that the principal of our elementary school wants to ban crocs. Listen, I personally wouldn’t wear them but they are the easiest shoes for kids. Ban them for PE but not for the rest of the day. Jesus, we need to work on our priorities.

Spoiler alert: most Dems don’t give a rats ass about what Schumer or Jeffries think

I’m surprised Trump didn’t just give up on trying to pronounce Abrahamic and go with Tylenol

Is it any wonder that Republicans control all three branches of government and we are still heading for a shutdown It’s almost as if that’s what they want

For the last time, “apolitical” is HIGHLY political

If crypto is so valuable, why aren’t they plastering the walls of the oval office with it?

Karoline Leavitt says it’s a privilege, not a right, to ask the President questions. Actually, Karoline, it’s a privilege to be elected President and “not a right,” and he should do well to remember who his bosses are.

America was a total embarrassment at the Ryder Cup this weekend - and I’m just talking about the fans

Trump sure is quick to call the church shooting in MI an attack on Christians even though we don’t know anything really yet. Funny how school shootings are just something we need to get over.

DoorDash has really upped its game

I taught my son how to make bread today and his first loaf was a success No pics because we ate it.

Every single journalist, substacker, and politician who remains in Twitter has decided that they don’t care about our nation’s slide into autocracy. Here’s why BlueSky has an intellectual diversity problem.

I think we should just let Donald drive America off of a cliff and then see if insurance will cover a replacement

Just watched a launch and it always looks like giant sky sperm

Make pedophilia disgusting again

More people are dead today because a gunman decided he gets to make the big decisions about who lives and dies It’s about power and some insane perceived lack of control over something that will never be controllable - other people

Do you ever have that moment on social media when you’re like, “wow, I haven’t thought about that person from high school in forever. I wonder how they are?” So you go to their page and check it out and then back away slowly hoping some tracking algorithm didn’t tell them you were there?

I work for a company that helps disabled people get jobs. Now it’s even harder. www.axios.com/2025/09/27/j...

Wasn’t she a guest star on every 80’s sitcom?

Me: (just served dinner) Here you go. Is it good? 9 yo: not really I mean, I respect the honesty.

Listen, I’d love to know what happened to Amelia but also, release the Epstein files and prosecute the pedophiles

And we can rebrand the Department of Education as Department of Indoctrination

Pregnant women: don’t take medical advice from a serial rapist

Do you ever have a work task or life task that is super important and you know you need to do it but something is holding you back because you are probably scared of doing it wrong or some other bullshit and so you just don’t do it until you finally HAVE to do it and it takes like 5 minutes?

Palestine will exist whether or not it’s granted statehood but it should be granted statehood.

We’ve made kindness and empathy weaknesses and we elevate people who promise profit and individual comfort over good stewardship. When the aliens discover our devastated planet in the future, none of us will be here.

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

Some folks should understand when they say "the Bible says" to me, it holds the same weight as "my Rice Krispies say." I do not begrudge anyone's faith. It's when you position your arbitrary beliefs as holding more weight over others' arbitrary beliefs and attempt to legislate that way, I balk.

I don’t believe anything coming out from any local or federal government about any shooting at this stage of the game.

Gore Vidal was amazing

Not quite Dr Mengele but in the same vein

Bank economists say the risk of recession is 1 in 4 this year but 1 in 3 by the end of next year Riddle me this, but that doesn’t sound like a healthy economy

Liberals write words on paper, not bullets

I grew up in the Midwest where homes were either built well (pre-war) or complete shitholes (post war)

Hell, they don’t even pay their taxes

Good night