Not for nothing, but Michelle Obama has more class in her pinky fingernail than that entire crowd on the WH lawn could scrape together

Why do reporters even ask Trump serious questions? He doesn’t know the answer He doesn’t know shit

I just had to drive across town wth all the drivers who don’t know where their gas pedals or indicators are. So, I’m going to take some “me time”

Aaaaaaand there it is…

People who write articles like this: “Are smartphones to blame for the decline in birth rate?” need to google the correlation-causation fallacy.

The attacking of the Beirut suburbs last week is what led to Iran increasing strikes in the Gulf region and “closing” Hormuz in response. Once again Netanyahu is forcing the USA into a no-win scenario in this parallel conflict zone of overlapping consequences. #IsraelLebanon #USAIran #Diplomacy

We are a part of nature.

This morning this quote is in my head for some reason “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE. ~ Sir Terry Pratchett, "Sourcery"

It's a perfect day to celebrate and an actual great leader, President Obama!

I’m watching this gem of an animated film made in the late 70s by Ralph Bakshi called The Wizards. I honestly don’t know how I’ve gone 46 years of my life not knowing this movie existed. This is a film my friend Jon and I would have watched together and talked about for days back in college.

Lawsuits seem to be the only thing working to combat an illegal, unconstitutional, and politically irresponsible administration Keep them coming

Just watching all the fishies 🐠

Happy Flag Day and fuck Donald Trump

America lost the Iran War the moment Bibi talked Trump into it

You know he told them to keep the name on there no matter what any judge or court says

Just remember that the Epstein files is still a bigger cover up than the tarp on the Kennedy Center last night

Ever notice how dragons have strange names like Smaug or Grendel or Elon?

If DJT is such a fine specimen of manhood and in such fine and fit condition, he should be in the ring for the UFC fight Then, I’d watch

Get ready for a shit ton more of Bible story movies and redneck reality shows

Jared and Ivanka are approaching this island project like it’s just a RE deal because to them, it is Meanwhile, the citizens of Albania are protesting but this all continues because nobody really gives a shit what the people with no money want

Happy Saturday, friends

Imagine how inadequate Zohran Mamdani makes Markwayne Mullin feel

Thank goodness for good doctors

The trouble with words like inflation is that stupid people don’t know what they mean

i strongly support great replacement if that means bringing in amazing immigrants to replace deranged white lunatics like trump and the rest of the gop

I was hoping to hit the beach this week but the swells are just too big and I worry about my little guy. It just takes a split second and big wave. Safety first, friends

There is something so magical about a library. It’s like walking into a whole universe

Remember when Dolly the sheep was cloned and everyone freaked out and we pretty much immediately put safeguards and rules on cloning? Could we do that with AI development?

More than 1/2 of the American public think that Donald Trump is compromised - mentally and politically

Trump thinks Iran is not an endless war, it will end when he, Vlad, and Bibi need it to

We have a teaching crisis in this country and it’s not for the lack of care or concern from the public. We want better schools. We want teachers paid well. We want more options and better access. If only we were a corporate donor

Wag the fucking dog with the “air quality alert”

Officials are monitoring an air quality issue at the Pentagon Hot tip: when you promote fast food as a healthy diet, the office starts to smell

This is why they love the uneducated and need an uneducated workforce

They never would have gotten Al Capone for tax fraud if only he'd been elected president of the US and told the IRS not to ever audit him.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we’ve escalated the war in Iran precisely at the same time the NYT story about them using the situation room and Ghislaine Maxwell to shield the President from accountability with regard to his sexual predilections towards minors was published

The most criminal administration in history: youtu.be/hU4NGVaRj9M?...

This is Henry. He was so focused on his goal of meeting a fish that he accidentally became one. 12/10 (TT: buckquacks)

It's hard to be excited about the Artemis III mission announcements when the CEO of the company making one of the mission's rockets has spent his week inciting racial violence via his personal social media platform.

Nailed it here. 👇

I like the new look where cost of living is separate from cost of existing.

Inflation has ruined my ability to judge how much things should cost. $100 gas to fill up your car? Whatever. $3,000 rent for a one-bedroom? Fine. $10,000 for Knicks Tickets? OK. But a rotisserie chicken from Costco? $5.

This would have gotten any other President impeached, removed, and possibly tarred and feathered if it were any other era:

21 years ago I made my husband the luckiest man in the world Happy Anniversary, babe

The upside to being a foreigner visiting the United States nowadays is that you don’t have to buy a return ticket - we will provide that for you, just don’t expect to fly back to to your country of origin.

I’ve been making my dogs food for the past month and my beagle mix is finally getting back to a healthy weight

My doodle is a great judge of character