Trump promised healthcare solutions 10 years ago. So far he has come up empty, and now his administration has shut down the government.

Explain why or why not

Influencer is a curse word.

"Trump Hijacks US Government" should be the title of every news article today.

President Stephen Miller has recorded all of your comments. Expect a visit from his agent soon.

Y'all realize that if Mike Johnson's Grindr profile can be shared with the whole world, then so can your profiles from ANYTHING, right?

Pete Hegseth is a beta. #peteHegseth #beta #betaPete

If you're getting extra commercials on YouTube, you can thank Donald Trump for that. YouTube is showing you extra commercials to make up for the money they just paid him

The man begging for a Nobel peace prize just said he is at war with his own citizens.

The best thing about these tariffs is how the next administration can cancel them all in one day

It's not working YouTube. Gatekeeping the last three minutes of a video with a 60 second commercial just makes me not watch the end of the video. YouTube ad breaks are getting insanely long.

Hey you guys, you know we are at a war, right? A LOT We are helping to fund Ukraine's defense against Putin's war on them - that makes us at war. We are funding Netanyahu's war on Gaza, also us and war We have a trade war with the whole world And, apparently, we are at war in our own country

I sure am glad we have a president who will send a pilot making $80k/yr to kill a Colombian fisherman making $3k/yr in a boat worth $500 with a missile that costs $1,000,000 to keep the public from learning about all the times he sexually assaulted underage human trafficking victims. #Epstein

AI ART is the worst thing to come from tech in 20 years. It pollutes the planet, takes away jobs from REAL human artists, and it looks like shit

Here is another reminder that Donald Trump told you that your children aren't gonna be able to have many presents this Christmas. Two dolls, if you're lucky.

You are supposed to activate your turning indicator before decelerating and pressing on the brake.

Sounds like socialism to me.

When will republican political violence end?

Notice how Republicans' spin isn't quite as spinny as it used to spin? That's because Kirk was their words.

RFK Jr. needs a hotline where any American can call him and ask him medical advice.

LMFAO. #nobelprize

I say again, why are we bailing out Milei and why aren’t more Democrats in Congress talking about it?

I repeat that whenever you see a man toss a woman around in front of witnesses and cameras, you can bet he’s had practice in private.

Those blaming one race for all their problems, are part of the problem.

Politicians trying to get elected: I will solve problems A, B, and C for you. Politicians after being elected: YOU have to stand up if you want to solve problems A, B, and C VOTER: uh, I thought I elected you to do that for us???

My Trump-voting cousin told me today that their lumber business is struggling because of Trump. China is no longer buying their wood. I doubt his agenda will get another vote.

Just like witches at black masses?

Lady, you get ranch Every, Single. Time. Stop being a bitch and order it WITH the meal. Stop forcing the server to make a special trip for you. #server

Makes perfect sense.

This is what yall need to be doing instead of just putting an iPad in front of them and going on about your business. #CharlieKirk -via @Notcapnamerica Follow @Reese Waters!

It seems a lot like Dr. Oz and RFK Junior took advantage of a senile old man. Seems like those in his inner circle can get Trump to believe anything

Did you see that bit where he started treating a UN meeting like it was a MAGA rally? What a loser

Cat experts: your cat needs privacy when it goes to the bathroom. Hundreds of thousands of years of having to avoid predators has taught cats to use the bathroom in private Cats: I see you are using the bathroom, I am just going to stand 2 feet in front of you and stare directly into your eyes

Huge problem

To punish the public for Jimmy Kimmel costing them $4 billion, Disney has increased their streaming prices to make themselves another $8 billion a year.

Argentina first! #maga

SCOTUS derives its authority from the Constitution. If they insist on obliterating the Constitution, why are they still on the bench?

It's weird that Disney is punishing the people who stuck around, right?

Sasha is willing to sit on the couch with me now that I have built her a pillow fort. But she does not want me interfering with her work inside of it. #sasha

Predictable. The headline should read "Disney punishes current subscribers for their loss of subscribers."

If MAGA has given up states rights #Statesrights then Roe v Wade would like a word.

How is Subway still in business? 🤢 That food got TERRIBLE. Like what happened to Panera. #tooBigToFail

It's more likely that Coca-Cola is causing autism than Tylenol.

Shopping for items on eBay that don't have a tariff or astronomically high shipping fees is getting to be a big challenge. Anyone else notice how they don't tell you exactly how much the tariff is gonna be? We just have to guess, and show up to the post office only to have to pay 500$ extra?

We had to fight a corporation, not the government; we were fighting for free speech from the makers of Bambi

The United States government wants control of social media, because social media is controlling you.

I heard Jimmy Kimmel was back. Is Disney+ still running Chick-fil-A commercials?

I'll tell it to you like this: you can have your marriage, but you can't have your tax breaks too. I will not allow my government to break the law and give people tax breaks for performing certain "religious ceremonies". A marriage requiring a license by the state is a business contract.

"Indefinitely" means: "until you say the words we tell you to say"