It’s highly irresponsible of JD Vance. The shooter’s motive is still unknown, yet he immediately tried to score political points. The people shot were detainees at the Dallas ICE facility. No federal agents were harmed.

Did the person who stopped Trump's escalator also press the 'stop the Rapture' button?

So one of Trump's people accidentally pressed the stop button on the escalator that Trump whined about in his UN speech.

"They are eating the ducks. They are eating the swans!"

Pregnant women: don't take Tylenol. Try heroin instead. You'll love it.

Any of the many 'devout Christians' in Trump's government who were not taken by the Rapture are clearly fakes and must be fired immediately.

"We're the hottest country anywhere in the world. I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

Climate change is a con job, Trump announces to world leaders. Then criticises Obama for flying in a 747 to play golf. Not enough use is made of the stage hook by the UN, in my opinion.

I heard a strange whining noise, but it turned out to be just Trump addressing the UN.

Trump's MAGAphone will be a good way of identifying cult members who happen not to be wearing their 'Trump Was Right About Everything' hats.

Medical experts have demonstrated that the health and well-being of the nation can be improved simply by releasing the Epstein files.

Coming up: Trump makes an important announcement about Jewish space lasers.

Scientists have established a link between the Dunning-Kruger syndrome and talking shite about autism. The effect was apparent in 100% of current Presidents of the United States.

Has Trump announced his cure for all cancers yet? Will there be enough bleach to go round?

Presumably Trump's whole Cabinet will be off to Heaven in the Rapture tomorrow. Let's hope that their atheist replacements are less cruel and vindictive.

Any Reform UK voters who are cheering on ICE as they snatch people from US streets should bear in mind that "it could be you". Farage's version of ICE would be just as incompetent, and he wouldn't rush to correct their 'mistakes' after citizens were wrongly sent to a foreign prison.

Trump's economic policies are simply extortion. Tariffs on other countries (paid by US consumers). $100K annually for visas for foreign workers. Citizenship for $1m with the Trump Gold Card. Massive fines on Universities. Media companies paying vast amounts to stay in business. This can't go on.

Wow. Not at all surprising, but wow. Blatant corruption is perfectly fine (encouraged, even) in this administration.

Trump pardons affluent Ross Ulbricht, who operated Silk Road, a dark web marketplace for illegal drugs. Trump didn't like the prosecutors. On the other hand, he bombs fishing boats containing people he suspects of being drug smugglers, killing them without due process as usual.

Hatred and bile oozing from every pore, a man with a giant chip on his shoulder.

Life after Trump: "You MAGA maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you all to Hell!"

A statue of Trump in DC because the Fed lowered interest rates by a quarter-point?

Dutch talk-show host Lubach put together an absolutely savage takedown of Disney after they bowed down to the Trump administration to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air.

The Germans aren’t buying it.

And so the UK wishes Trump a fond fuckity-bye as he flies home on important presidential business. Those comedians won't fire themselves, you know.

Does saying that Hitler was a bad man make you a member of Antifa, the imaginary organisation that's now classified as a terrorist group? We really are heading towards thought crimes.

Companies that cravenly obey orders from Trump to fire top-class comedians, for telling jokes, are going to hasten their own demise. All of these guys will flourish in the modern media environment, attracting audiences that their former employers can only dream about.

Reform UK features in 25% of the BBC's 10 o'clock news bulletins, with less than 1% of parliamentary seats. The state broadcaster's coverage of Farage allowed him to spook the Tories into the Brexit referendum, which caused enduring damage. Now they promote a Reform govt that would defund them!

Is there anything in Project 2025 that Trump hasn't faithfully enacted?

I mentioned the Epstein Files once, but I think I got away with it.

Pssst. Whisper it. He's out of the country. Release the Epstein files.

Hiding the truth.

Trump threatens crackdown on hate speech. Yes, Mr Hate Speech himself.

Breaking: The Eejit has landed. The Eejit has landed. Again.

Would companies be prosecuted if they refused to produce MAGA hats bearing the legend "Trump was right about everything and he has a very large penis", on the grounds of accuracy?

This new offence of failing to mourn Charlie Kirk properly is worrying. There was a hint of that sentiment in the UK when Princess Diana died. It didn't come to much, but if social media had been around then it would have been the dominant issue of the day.

Now simply repeating word for word what someone said can be treated as defamation.

"JD Vance kicked off Charlie Kirk’s podcast on Monday by partly holding “left-wing extremism” responsible for the assassination of Kirk." He "believes" that left-wing extremism was "partly" to blame for this shooting. For no reason. The US is being run by a bunch of lying scoundrels.

Danny Kruger, white South African immigrant who criticised his own party's failure to cut immigration, defects to Reform UK. <yawn> I think this ultra-conservative evangelical Christian may find his new colleagues to be a little less God-fearing than he hoped.

wow

Trump's eulogy for Charlie Kirk: "Charlie was a great guy and . . .hey, have I told you about my new ballroom? Gold everywhere. No President except me could have pulled it off. I know more than anyone about ballrooms. I'll pass it on to Donald Jr after I die."

Elon Musk wants to topple the democratically elected UK government. Elon Musk can go fuck himself.

Many more arrests at a peaceful pro-Palestinian demonstration than at Tommy Robinson's latest far-right protest at which the police were attacked and there was a lot of anti-social behaviour.

Will there be a barbecue and a bouncy coffin?

We're at a point now where a Fox News host can just casually suggests killing homeless people with a lethal injection on air and no one bats an eye but a MSNBC contributor gets fired for calling Charlie Kirk "divisive".