A Fox News host just said today's ICE shooting happened because Jimmy Kimmel didn't apologize well enough. Remember last month when another Fox News host said homeless people should be executed, and days later someone shot up two homeless encampments and Fox didn't say jack-fucking-shit about it?

The anti-ICE messaging on the bullet casing literally says "Anti-ICE?" And people believe this is real?

Guys you're thinking about it all wrong, it wasn't a prank! The escalator just had a weight limit and Melania's hair was too big because it's full of secrets.

I'm going to hell

Does this mean the Rapture was cancelled? Has anybody called God to find out?

Facts

Name one. I'll wait.

I will no longer be referring to myself as Autistic. I am now a Tylenol-American.

This writing deserves a Pulitzer

This is coming from the same people who took horse de-worming meds to fight covid...

Facts

The Rapture starts today, remember to send money to your favorite sinner before you go, since you won't need it in Heaven.

As an Atheist I find myself siding more and more with real Christians these days. Yes, I said real. Speaking as an objective third party, IMO Christian Nationalists are the furthest thing from real Christians.

Shutdowns under Obama: 1 Shutdowns under Biden: 0 Shutdowns under Trump: 2 already in his 1st term, one of them being the longest in modern American history. Looks like Trump is on track for showdown #3.

One of the websites for doxxing the left just leaked all the user data of the right-wingers who downloaded and used the app to narc. What's that old saying about karma?

The American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology says Trump is a big fat liar

My God it's like they're asleep at the wheel

Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit

Somebody at the Tylenol company made Trump big-mad

This is the Westboro Baptist Church at Kirk's funeral. Right-wingers are trying to call the Westboro Baptist Church "Democrats" 😆

Accurate

No entourage, just me and the guy who took this photo of me praying for Trump under a McDonalds logo.

Fact

I'd love to see the right defend this one

If I am ever brutally murdered, please make sure that my memorial service barely mentions me, most of my family isn’t there, and there’s a gift shop.

Pretty sure this is the MAGA judge who presided over the Dylan Roof case

Accurate

I love this for Charlie

Did Charlie scratch his anus with his bare hands? Was Charlie being racist, or just admitting he'd never washed his hands before? The world will never know ☹️

Conservatives trying to turn Charlie Kirk into Jesus 2.0 because they know that Jesus 1.0 wouldn't condone all the horrible shit they say and do in His name. 🙏

Yikes

Today is a great reminder to live your life in a way that doesn't inspire people to celebrate after watching you get brutally assassinated.

Reminder that JD Vance polls as the single least popular VP in American history

The best part about Kirk's memorial service being today is that it's probably the last day we ever have to hear his name in any meaningful context. After this, it'll be nothing but MAGA desperately trying to keep grifting money from his supporters.

How is it possible that every MAGA internet personality is openly supporting violence against the left, while simultaneously blaming the left for violence against Charlie Kirk that was committed by someone on the right?

I know this is going to offend someone but having a PhD in "Christian leadership" is like having a PhD in Harry Potter spells

Congresswoman Nancy Mace just openly quoting Nazi ideology to attack someone she doesn't like... At what point do we just admit these people are actual neo-Nazis, and they're not even bothering to hide it anymore? encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

Congrats MAGA, you're turning America into exactly the thing you've pretended to hate for the last 30+ years.

Oops

Every MAGA watching the Charlie Kirk memorial

For everyone who says "both sides are wrong", this is the reality you're ignoring. With one side, everyone gets by. With the other side, the rich half of the country gets everything and the poor half loses everything. This is not a left vs right issue, it's an issue of morality.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Hey MAGA, what was that about free speech?