😆. Accurate.

😶

Once again, MAGA is trying to convince themselves that it's trans people who are committing mass shootings when the call is very clearly coming from within their own party.

Thomas Massie lost his race. Mitch McConnell also lost his race and will no longer serve in congress after January. Both men lost to Trump endorsed, diehard MAGA candidates.

Just so we're are all aware of who Thomas Massie is unfortunately likely to lose his seat to tonight:

I simply could not imagine being in congress and staying silent as Trump builds a slush fund of $1.776 (cute right… 1776) billion dollar slush fund for insurrrectionists. What are these people even there for? History will be brutal to them. And their kids will be embarrassed

The new Trump phone is an off the shelf rebrand made by Chinese manufacturer Wingtech called the Revvl 7Pro 5G, which was previously available at T-Mobile for $0. It has since been taken off the market and replaced with the 8Pro. You cannot even get the 7Pro for free anymore @ T-mobile.

Big facts. Spencer Pratt is a POS who's trying to use a personal tragedy to gain sympathy in order to win his election. In fact, he's trying so hard to play the sympathy card, it almost makes you wonder if the fire really was an accident in the first place...

The fact that trump is going after Thomas Massie because of… the Epstein files (that trump himself promised to release in the campaign) and that the GOP is likely to go along with him, is astounding

Just saw a MAGA commentator call someone a 'Rhino' instead of a 'RINO', which is silly because Republicans are clearly rhinoceroses in name, only. The lack of horns should be a dead giveaway.

With the news that Gov Jared Polis of Colorado just granted clemency to Tina Peters, justice has been once again perverted, and this time by a DEMOCRAT desperate for Donald Trumps adoration. Congrats Jared Polis. I bet you get invited to the WH now

All I say on the SC decision today is that the same people who are now celebrating that VA's redistricting was blocked have had jack all to say about this, and that silence speaks volumes.

But we can't afford healthcare

A "whistleblower" claimed the CIA raided Tulsi's office and Fox News ran it as breaking news even though Gabbard's own office said it never happened. Unfortunately, Fox viewers live in an alternate reality and will never actually fact-check this.

This is my senator from Nevada, @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us, who took $1.6 million from AIPAC just for her 2024 campaign alone. This is the reason your tax dollars are funding genocide.

Look how desperate the billionaire class is becoming now that they're losing ground, especially with the left. Just outright lying about their opponants.

Credit Aaron Rupar. I really wish people watched C-SPAN as much as I do. Y'all miss some hilarious comedy acts.

Or understanding the necessity of a comma

Yeah this should REALLY be a bigger story than it is.

For anyone who's tired of seeing that blue graphic from the Benny show pretending blue states in the NE are the most heavily gerrymandered, I made a counter. Feel free to share.

Using the original constitutional apportionment of 1 representative per 33,000 constituents, California would have 1,212 representatives in Congress right now.

I'm not kink shaming. But Karoline Leavitt had her baby, and I just realized that she is closer in age to that baby than she is to her husband. Baby: 0 Karoline: 28 Nicholas: 61

German Nazi soldiers had a marching song called "Erika" in the 1930s. That's an irrelevant fact that is also amazingly funny.

A short article I wrote on the VA redistricting decision today. It's too long to post on bluesky, so here's the substack link. substack.com/@johnwilder2...

I make a lot of jokes these days, but sometimes life is funniest when you just let it speak for itself.

How elitist do you have to be to think you should decide what poor people are allowed to eat?

Ben Shapiro laying off half of his staff because the MAGA-leopard ate his face is comedy gold. And this comes on the SAME DAY that the Onion just relaunched Infowars with an Alex Jones impersonator 😆

After being charged for sharing a picture of seashells on the beach, James Comey was released without bail yesterday. Think about that for a minute. A man charged with threatening the life of the President was released without bail. That's how big of a joke this indictment is.

How's everybody else doing? This is just my everyday life now 😅

I'm not advocating for this... but he is 100% correct

So a “non-nuclear deal?” So is trump admitting that he can’t get a nuclear deal? And is Iran now trolling him by not even agreeing to a non nuclear deal? And is he thinking “this time they’ll buy the threat!!!!!”

There are 340 million people in the US. 50 million of those are foreign-born residents, and less than 20% are illegal immigrants. Greg Bovino knows this. He's not misspeaking when he says "hundreds of millions of foreigners." He's lying.

Here's something really interesting. There are currently 5 Black elected Republicans in congress. 4 in the House, 1 in the Senate. All 4 Black Republican House members are leaving office this year. 3 are running for higher office, 1 is retiring.

After more than a year of being told we weren't allowed to complain about the construction of Trump's ballroom because it was being funded by private donations, the MAGA GOP has just announced new legislation that will use taxpayer dollars to fully fund the construction.

Ohhhhh that explains it. So much for those private donors 😆

Sickest burn of 2026

Stephen Miller during last night during the "shooting", using his pregnant wife as a human shield against the bullets.

In case you needed more evidence

You’re telling me the entire line of succession was in one room, and they let a gunman get through security? Let me guess... the completion of the White House ballroom is suddenly about to become a matter of national security. 😆 Great acting in that video, Erika. Really, top-tear.

I've seen people suggesting that FL should redistrict in response to VA and cut out their 8 Dem seats. What they don't seem to realize is that FL is one of the most heavily gerrymandered states in the country in favor of Republicans. Redistricting would almost certainly LOSE them seats in the House.

Coffin. Nail.

Congrats VA! Massive win tonight.

When MTG is speaking common sense, you know MAGA is cooked.

For everyone complaining about the map in VA heavily favoring Democrats this year, let me remind you of the map Republicans tried to pass in 2011. Let's stop pretending this is a one-sided issue.

@Scott Pressler blocked me on FB after I reminded his followers about that time he got kicked out of his own party for being a paid escort. Scott Pressler is currently the face of the Log Cabin Republicans in 2026. And that's just unbeliev— Wait, no... actually, that's pretty on par for them.

In case you don't know, Brilyn Hollyhand is trying to be the right's new Charlie Kirk. Can anyone tell me why MAGA Republicans are so obsessed with pregnant 12 year olds and forcing little girls to carry babies to term? Is this like a weird fetish I don't know about?

Narrator: but they were, in fact, that stupid.