"It can only good happen."

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Hey, look on the bright side. Life may be an endless stream of one horror after another, each more horrible than the last, but at least... Huh, I forgot where I was going with that.

This is so useful.

Hey look, it's the first comic we ever made! My apologies if you speak Celsius.

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

Fascists are obsessed with banning books, which is kind of funny since the vast majority of them can't read.

Someone complained that I've been talking about fascism too much today. So, naturally, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Ban The Fascists, Save The Books shirt. Keep the complaints coming, buddy. collabs.shop/1787od

Wow, I never knew this.

Me: Introverts, assemble! Introverts: Absolutely not.

The majority of bald people are earthquake survivors.

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Very efficient.

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This is Rubicon crossed. Never has elected official or appointee interfered with drug oversight like this. It has implications for public health, national security, and economic implications. They’re not good. You can’t invest in something when you think FDA is drafting policy from tweets.

Have we ever had real medical groups come out immediately after a presentation by HHS and correct misinformation? No. But I'm glad they did.

Sharing for this strong opening graf. “President Trump, a slumlord at heart, is quietly halting enforcement of the Fair Housing Act...” newrepublic.com/post/200749/...

Wild lettuce secretes a milky substance that was used in the 19th century as a sedative. It is sometimes known as “opium lettuce.” And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.

Many developed nations are going "green", getting at least 60% of their energy from wind & solar. Not our stupid republican led country. We get about 16% from wind & solar & since the Republicans, especially trump, got billions from the fossil fuel industry, they say climate change is a con.

At least seven historically Black colleges and universities across the South received threats Thursday that caused lockdowns and closures. via @wwno.org

hundreds of contractors that work on improving google’s AI products have been laid off without warning. this comes as they were fighting for job security and better pay, and now think they’re being set up just to be replaced with AI.

“The study found that about 7% of US adults have been present at the scene of a mass shooting in their lifetime, and more than 2% have been injured during one.”

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

a reminder that we must wait for confirmation bc even after today’s trump announcement, china has not officially said the tiktok deal is done

imagine literally being trapped in the US and unable to travel or losing your job

Is he okay? Is he sick? (rhetorical question)

It's too much liquid

couldn’t even write this into a michael scott line the nonsense level too high

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“Where have we heard that before? Nazi Germany. They went after disabled people..called them ‘useless eaters’..tested the gas chambers on them. Discarded them because they weren’t economically active, they weren’t strong and fit, and they didn’t want them to reproduce and contaminate the gene pool.”

Here's the Cliff's Notes on today's UN speech.

On behalf of sane Americans, apologies to the UN General Assembly for having to sit and listen to this embarrassing moron.

Wow.

I need a Tylenol after listening to him drone on.

Fact-checking Trump's lunatic rant at UN www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/u...

No kings in America.

Sending the DOJ after your political opponents has no place in our democracy.

funny, not funny first I laughed, and then I said oh, no.

It was perhaps an ominous sign when the first thing President Donald Trump said in his United Nations General Assembly speech Tuesday was that his teleprompter was broken. https://cnn.it/42uiten

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES NOW! IMPEACH/ARREST/CONVICT TODAY!

They've known it for years.