This literally being how they ended Pennywise the clown in It Chapter 2

Back it up back it up You got it, you got it

There’s no kind way to say this so usually I wouldn’t but I’ve already disappointed myself today so I’ll go ahead again.. Amy Schumer’s head reminds me of a sentient honey baked ham sliced in half with Mrs potato facial pieces slapped on (sans lips)

My boss; you have 3 weeks to get through these 130 files Me:

me watching blackhead extraction videos

LIKE ROULETTE (ohh ohhhhghhh) WANNA CLOSE MY EYES AND ROLL IT…WITH YOU. LIKE. ROULETTE. WANNA LOSE CONTROL. AND 4. GET…WITH YOU.

I genuinely feel like so many gays cling to attention from twitter because they don’t get it irl at the clubs. When you’re chopped irl you can’t hide behind photo angles, filters, and ppl not knowing your height 💔

So Summer Girl by HAIM comes on shuffle right. Then I just burst into tears.

Picking up bestie from his ketamine therapy appt since he can’t drive after

Madonna including Jimmy Jimmy on True Blue

You’re beautiful You’re worth it You’re the best and You deserve it You’re a stranger so you’re perfect 😘

bxtches with nothing

Have to actually do work today after slacking all week and boss begged me to take overtime shift tomorrow

NEOW ITS HAPPENING! UNDAH THE BLOSSOM TREEEE!

shIT Goodbye to Derry took all my time up this week so it’s back to movies 😍

Good morning it’s Friday…

Taylor and Travis child

The minute they make Michael Rapaport run he’s over

A smile is something special A ribbon is something rare…

The air fryer I got for Christmas

Who has that one gay guy that won’t follow you back

she’s already MOTHER 💜

This rare moment of peace between y'all

So you wanna go out? To this cute place on the beach, they do really nice food. I mean...it's right on the beach, come through. It'll be cool.

Being geriatric (30+) and on mood stabilizers on bluesky

Two things about me and bestie Winnie the Pooh… we don’t like wearing underwear and we will go to war for our HONEY

Well Adam Driver DID Alwayskindagiveme a BONER

A second straight lady coworker has just hit bradytbh labs with “have you seen heated rivalry yet?”

Maybe you finally know who you wanna be A grown woman in a baby tee A grown womaaaAaN

Watching ppl crawl back to twitter for 10 likes on a post while they are fed Nazi content

I want that James A. Penisse

I left #that scene a few years ago but I will say Melinda Verga and I are close besties (she added me on her personal insta/CF after I took some videos of her at a 2025 drag brunch) so I’m rooting for mommy

Work started hours ago and I haven’t done a thing

10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder

I know it’s just dopamine. But it feels so real to me.

Bronwyn after entering a “Chile” comp and seeing Meghan before her eyes

Sang beautifully for oomf in a voice note and they didn’t reply

Why is that old creepy gay guy at every red carpet/media event and allowed to ask questions.. I think we all know who I’m talking about (not Frankie Grande)

Sorry but it’s time to be honest and say bring Monica back for a Heather ender season…she didn’t defraud the elderly and she was way better TV than what was served this year. I also need another terrifying LD appearance.

Why is this one a part of my weekly vernacular 😭

She is so stunningly beautiful and commanding in One Battle After Another and I want her on every screen this year after this chickenshit gig!

A 77th stream of Internet Girl by DOGSEAR has hit the bradytbh household

the bible at some point:

Britney, Madonna, SZA, PCD, and Loose era Nelly Furtado: because fierce is fierce hunni Tate McRae: gaggggg

Batons:

Ahhhh Yawarakaku 🍦 amaiii 🍭 kibunnn ☺️ Fu-Wa 🫧 Fu-Wa shiteruuuu 🫧 Kokoro ni wa 😘❤️ Kimigata no 🔐🫶🏻 Ana ga aiiiiteruuuno? 🕳️🔑 Just like a doughnut 🍩🍩🍩 味わっていたい永遠のloop 🍩🔁💕🥰