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I’m healed. I’m literally healed.

It rained all weekend so much that the city is advising us to not shower, flush, do laundry, or dishes. However, there was one of those I just HAD to do after taking Metamucil/over-eating at dinner yesterday… you can use process of elimination.

Rulla: I was just busting her chops. ☺️ Jo-Ellen: that’s not funny. #RHORI

Slept for 12 hours and now it’s time to give them LALA 💜

Blowing up my aunties bathroom at the bbq

Pissing rain outside for the family bbq today

Control it 😭😂😂 #SummerHouse

Good morning Sunday angels I just manifested a wonderful day for us all

The way I have one of these OMG (used) but let me get this $$$ omg (mine is 250/10000 btw 🫪)

the four chicks in green

Digestion walk and then shower healings are now

Got barBURRITO for dinnah

Sabrinaa Madonna…

Successfully transported a spider from inside to outside using a CD case #PhysicalMediaForever 😍

Raining all day so it’s the perfect cozy day for reading books/Summer House S8 continuations. And probably a Murder She Wrote ep as well.

Making this reply about me. Lore drop 🙈

So you’re good and done. NAHT moving forwerd with plastic surgery.. I think I’ve made that clear about a hundred times. Maybe you just read the bad stuff eyedunno…. I-I-I’m so sorry. I didn’t HEAR that 100x.

Can someone come over and make me breffixt and massage my back and clean my place and give me $8000 😍

Woke up with completely kinked neck and headache

Rulla getting rid of her beautiful stunning Lebanese nose #RHORI

Friday evening.. got invited to do something but I’m too old and tired

No headphones so I have to sit with my own thoughts on the bus ride home

How do I trick more oomfs into listening to JeJe(sus) Rexha hmm

I want to drink wine tonight

TROY FROM MINERAL TOWN reskeet if you agree

Ask Yourself This…

Disney+ randomly added The Weekenders and no one said anything … childhood regressions this weekend are imminent 😍🫶🏻🍾

The upgrade from going from Helena Bottom Carter to Laura Dern in your show…there are angels watching everywhere.

There’s syrup in my iced coffee when I asked for none

In the office on time for the first time since I don’t know when

I hope there’s 100 more CRJ teasers just to piss everyone off 😍🙌🏻

In bed at 9 pm

I don’t want to work I want to be uploaded into a magic school bus episode

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😊😘

Nipples protruding on my walk home…

Help me ratio Wendell this is all I want today now.

Tate McCrae???

DADDY GET TO FISTING TIL IM SWOLE WITH SOME BOXING GLOVES ON

OPEN UP MY BOOOTYHOOOOLEEEE 🗣️🔊

Lana Del Rey previews upcoming album titled Stove.

Bebe Rexha streamings all morning to cleanse the energy

Showed up _ _ minutes late to the office with intuitive anxiety (something bad may happen today) and there’s exactly one other person here

Making a grilled cheese that would make azealia banks denounce me publicly