40 mins of Sentimental Value left … tears loaded and prepped let’s do this !

Okay I like Pokémon again

Me every eight minutes

Can the weekend please hurry up so I can stop pretending to work

“AI” “Andy” “Cohen”

What taking an Aleve feels like

$6 uber to work as a treat

Chickens:

Now i kinda wish that you said so... Would have put in more effort

Good morning beautiful bluesky fambily 🫶🏻

Too tired to watch my movie and just getting ready for bed instead

So this week is spiritual torture and it snowed today but the extra sunlight in the evening is actually really nice 🧡

Excuse me✋🏻 Neither are you 🫵🏻 Ask your husband 👰🏻‍♂️

Credit card payment and bills paid… this timeline is fucking awful

Southern Hospitality and post-work bowl LETS GET WAVY BABY!!!

Sugar Ray hits stuck in my head like glue

Artists who publicly drag Tay always being on Joshie shit list

Guess what time it is 😍

You. Don’t. Look like in your photo… You’re prettier than that

Oh you don’t say 🙄 *farts Metamucil-ly*

This “Loud Bitches” category playlist for my queer music league is so major O M G I’m healed (ROCK U is my submission 😘)

Made it to the office 45 minutes late and feeling nauseous

3 People you would Diva Worship Instantly if you Met Them in Public 1. Slayyyter 2. Whitney Rose 3. Birdo And GO!!!

3 people you’d like to heckle if they gave you a stank attitude (Not That Extremely Serious edition) 1. Quentin Tarantino 2. Rachael Ray 3. Helena Bonham Carter And GO!!

Can someone get possessed by an old timey gay guy spirit who was obsessed with Babs and Judy Garland I’m bored

2nd day of Metamucil

Tried not to write an essay for the bride! letterboxd review but it happened anyway

Putting these two spiritually queer people (and no I won’t be elaborating further) in a hetero ass Colleen Hoover movie… it could be a sleeper camp classic event if done right

This happened while I was on an edible and parasocially opening Instagram for the first time in days on the weekend and I forgot about it LOL. Do you guys know my close and personal friend Maika Monroe? She checks up on me! 🥰

New favorite cover just dropped oh mein gott 😍

Boss told me to logout if I’m not feeling well

Well yes

Suckin on my tiddies like you wanted me Callin me all the time like Blondie Check out my Chrissy behind

This deserves way more scrutiny than Timothee’s dumb ass 🤷🏻‍♂️

Another horrible sleep

Bro did you see that Goggin McDoodlesnarf shaded drinking water and going outside???? Bro!!!

Silky smooth… Lips as sweet. as. candy.

Bugonia (2025)

It would be so fun to be Dua Lipa 💜

“IDGAF, Your Dad’s A B!TCH!”

Stayed in bed all morning..

Um yea I’m gonna need you to put on more than 2 pieces of wilted lettuce on opposite ends of the sandwich DONT piss me off

Southern GODSpitality S04EP01

Trees looking up symptoms on WebMD

*doing my Ramona Singer impression through transcript since we don’t have voice posts* …and you know WhaH? People say I look verry youngformyAGE. They say I look younger than SONEyajh, LOO-Anne, Bethinnie…Sometimes I go out with my dorder, AYEvury and we get called sisters, ha HA!

Me and @bigmomjeans.bsky.social

Logging in for Jessie Buckley defendings after seeing a performance of hers I finally liked (The Bride!) (I refuse to watch Hamfart)