Jennette McCurdy locking in and devoting her life to ending her opps through writing and making several cheques in the process… how can you not smile ..

Queer Eye drama to distract from this excruciating reality

Hey mista DEE JAYE Put a record on I wanna dance with my bay-bay

-25 outside … Thursday evening plans to watch Traitors with my stepmom (gay bestie’s ex) cancelled. Joint being rolled. Grilled cheese and soup for dinner.

Jake gone again…

Me and @tororoyski.bsky.social

In my sweatpants and some juicee hentai 😘

Oh oomf...

felt the urge to make a slayyyter ace moodboard… I GET SO ACE OFF THAT TEQUILA!!!

Slayyyter in headphones, notifications silenced, and HANDLING IT like a door

Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

Fuck a app (work login authenticators)

This $7-9 uber to work habit is getting kinda dangerous

Wicked For Good…. See what happens when you’re just BIG and GREEDY..

Can’t. Get. Out. Of. Bed.

Need to try dating again soon or forever hold my peace in chopped khia solitude

Closeup of Lisa Rinna’s Traitors wall photo on the castle just made me laugh

#resistlib culture is going to come back in a huge way in 2026…Lizzo we have news for you my dear 🤩

Okay it’s not real OMG I CANT DO THIS

This photo being real 😭😭😭 bro she’s so funny sorry they’ll never make me hate you (until it’s time to kjll all the ultra wealthy)

Who needs the joint of healing to be passed to them? I have it in my hand.

Locked myself out of my car AND the house so now I’m waiting on the front step in a shacket in -15 Celsius for landlord to arrive with spare keys

Hey everyone this is the way I see it we need to COMPLETELY rebuild human civilization

the turkey on thanksgiving:

I have no idea what they baste that off of

Every time I think I’ve escaped Tumblr… it comes back to haunt me.

WHO KNEW opening up would make me a headline?

she likes to stay in. wear something bradytbh could never afford in his lifetime. and WRITE #1 hits.

Great show but at eras tour we took a drink everytime she clunked a note and my beer was gone before the first era 😅

I’ve been touring STATE. SIDE. Kissing my Swedish boy thru FACE. TIME.

Was going to leave Tay alone today but I have absolutely been provoked. What can I say about Big Bird that hasn’t already been said…

Dr laurel yanny using my own line to call me old

Brady in 2013 in his 100-year-old Japanese apartment:

Arrived to work 26 minutes early

Goodnight beautiful bluesky

Kip storyline on Heated Rivalry giving gay Cinderella 😍

45 minute timer set for Dreamlight Valley play time

Smoking bowl and then getting into a time-honored tradition: slut shaming (against gay men)

:) :) yummmm

This new Godison Beer album randomly

The homosexual urge to blame Grimes for everything

This really is the best album of all time… Messiah and GODtunes…

Love her

Added to the list! 🥰 started with Emancipation of Mimi b-sides and this album is, of course, amazing

MARIAH B-SIDES ALL AFTERNOON LOOOONG 😍🫶🏻🥰

IF HE MAKE U FEEL LIKE A MILLION DOLLAR BILL SAY OH-oh OH-oh SAY!

@bradytbh.bsky.social made think of this iconic moment now it’s inescapable once more

The mouse I sent to heaven (RIP 🙏🏻) a few weeks ago